Gonna tell my therapist to eat a dick

1. 2018-09-19 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm gonna solve all your problems risey. Maybe if I work on solving your problems I'll I turn be able to solve mine without even putting conscious effort into it. That actually makes a little sense, to me.
2. 2018-09-19 at 7:52 PM UTC

   #42
   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala My least favorite part of depression is people telling you how to fix your depression. Bc for fuck’s sake if you could fix it you would.

   Agreed.
   
   
   If I could make someone happy, I would try really hard. Maybe it's so hard to see someone else because u have to maintain this facade for yourself. To protect yourself.
3. 2018-09-19 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm If I could make someone happy, I would try really hard. Maybe it's so hard to see someone else because u have to maintain this facade for yourself. To protect yourself.

   
   Huh?
4. 2018-09-19 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #44
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna solve all your problems risey. Maybe if I work on solving your problems I'll I turn be able to solve mine without even putting conscious effort into it. That actually makes a little sense, to me.

   
   That's because you're insane. That just also happens to be exactly what I need. Solve me, baby. Solve me hard.
5. 2018-09-19 at 8 PM UTC

   #45
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RisiR † That's because you're insane. That just also happens to be exactly what I need. Solve me, baby. Solve me hard.

   
   Let's start off by letting me dig in, get my hands dirty, and solve that logic pussie of yours.
6. 2018-09-20 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #46
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † She's too manly.

   
   thats only because both of them are your daddy and the one you call mommy is the one who gets the sloppy second.
7. 2018-09-20 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   At the halfway haus I saw 3 different psychologists for 1 day each, so I got pretty good at getting through my history schpiel.
   
   Some of what mmq said, talking it out was mildly helpful, but not really.
   
   The first one did not like me, and I didn't like her. I think I developed borderline personality after w/d so if I don't like somebody at the beginning of a conversation, it's not gonna get much better. I gave my history and then loltime's up.
   
   2nd one I liked. She was nice, and helpful, and seemed like she wanted to help me. Mostly history, but the 1.5 minutes of therapy I got was like "You sound you like you got it pretty well figured out, uhh let's try some CBT. Have you tried nit thinking about it?"
   
   To be fair, I really don't know what I need. Like, the problems I have now are NOT the problems I had for the kast few years and vice-versa. I feel bizarre.
   
   3rd one was okay, but she reccomended me for inpatient rehab even though she said "you got off hern and xanax by yourself? That's incredible." Not incredible enough for outpatient i gues.
   
   Anyway, psychologists are basically paid to tell you either
   
   A your'e a good person!!! Keep it up!!!
   
   Or
   
   Have you tried not thinking about it?!?!?!?
8. 2018-09-20 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   What I'm saying is I don't know what's best for you but your therapist sounds like a twat and a waste of money. A bartender is literally better
   
   Edit: I keep typing more than i should and deleting it because lannielle fucking un tstm'd everything and it makes me paranoid to type some things.
   
   Digression: Pm me if you want and I can probably make you grateful for the problems you do have
   
   fuck you lannielle
9. 2018-09-20 at 6:18 AM UTC

   #49
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by DietPiano 2nd one I liked. She was nice, and helpful, and seemed like she wanted to help me. Mostly history, but the 1.5 minutes of therapy I got was like "You sound you like you got it pretty well figured out, uhh let's try some CBT. Have you tried nit thinking about it?"

   
   I don't think I can ever read CBT and not think Cock and Balls Torture
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • RisiR †
10. 2018-09-20 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #50
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † This shit is like being married to a wife that you only see every two weeks and don't get to fuck.
    
    All the dumb bitch does is tell me what I should stop and what I should do. I know that already. Thank you. I've told her about this place (not the domain) and she was all faggoty about it. Fuck her. I told her that I play a lot of videogames and do drugs and she was a real piece of shit about that, too. I told her that I only respect people that I can't kill without breaking a sweat and she got offended.
    
    What the fuck is wrong with that hag?

    
    she wants you to demonstrate your killing prowess on her.
11. 2018-09-20 at 3:06 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra I don't think I can ever read CBT and not think Cock and Balls Torture

    
    I am forcefed cbt several times a week and would much prefer cock and ball torture