Today i stole a toaster from SuperTarget...

1. 2018-09-14 at 9:50 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Then i went swimming in some random apartment complex's outdoor pool.
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   • Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning, 
   • trippymindfuk
2. 2018-09-14 at 9:52 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   Good job. A day well done.
3. 2018-09-14 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by esbity Good job. A day well done.

   
   Thank you.
4. 2018-09-14 at 10:05 PM UTC

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   Archer513 African Astronaut
   Did you swim with the toaster?
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   • CandyRein
5. 2018-09-14 at 10:14 PM UTC

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   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Yeah, Gnat, did you make fried jelly roles today?
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   • Ensign Galm
6. 2018-09-14 at 10:23 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
   Damn, that's nice. Secret agent style. What totse always wanted to be - breaking all the rules and flying under the radar. Well done.
7. 2018-09-14 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning African Astronaut
   
8. 2018-09-15 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by S­oybitch 2.0 - The CUM swallowing

   
   faggot
9. 2018-09-15 at 9:01 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fun fact: a plugged in toaster won't electrify you to death if you drop it on your bathtub full of water with you in it, let alone an unplugged stolen Walmart toaster in a full sized pool.
10. 2018-09-15 at 9:18 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Fun fact: a plugged in toaster won't electrify you to death if you drop it on your bathtub full of water with you in it, let alone an unplugged stolen Walmart toaster in a full sized pool.

    
    post live streaming video of proof
11. 2018-09-15 at 9:19 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock post live streaming video of proof

    
    No
12. 2018-09-15 at 9:28 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ No

    
    there was no option offered
13. 2018-09-15 at 9:29 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock there was no option offered

    
    No
14. 2018-09-15 at 11:10 AM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    by this time of year, it should be too cold to be swimming
15. 2018-09-15 at 12:01 PM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    A stolen toaster ain't shit without some stolen bread..
16. 2018-09-15 at 12:03 PM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Who can't afford a toaster? Just about what...$12
17. 2018-09-15 at 12:05 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you steal a toaster you save twelve dollars though and then you can use it to buy another toaster. Two for one.
18. 2018-09-15 at 12:10 PM UTC

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    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    ok,
    I'm all 4 that
19. 2018-09-15 at 12:19 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q by this time of year, it should be too cold to be swimming

    
    Wrong. It's still warm enuff in Illinois... let alone Texas. you must be a big wimp.
20. 2018-09-15 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #20
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by mikeyagain A stolen toaster ain't shit without some stolen bread..

    
    The taxpayers bought my bread.