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Today i stole a toaster from SuperTarget...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Then i went swimming in some random apartment complex's outdoor pool.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    esbity African Astronaut
    Good job. A day well done.
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by esbity Good job. A day well done.

    Thank you.
  4. #4
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Did you swim with the toaster?
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  5. #5
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah, Gnat, did you make fried jelly roles today?
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  6. #6
    Damn, that's nice. Secret agent style. What totse always wanted to be - breaking all the rules and flying under the radar. Well done.
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  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by S­oybitch 2.0 - The CUM swallowing

    faggot
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fun fact: a plugged in toaster won't electrify you to death if you drop it on your bathtub full of water with you in it, let alone an unplugged stolen Walmart toaster in a full sized pool.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Fun fact: a plugged in toaster won't electrify you to death if you drop it on your bathtub full of water with you in it, let alone an unplugged stolen Walmart toaster in a full sized pool.

    post live streaming video of proof
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock post live streaming video of proof

    No
  12. #12
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ No

    there was no option offered
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock there was no option offered

    No
  14. #14
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    by this time of year, it should be too cold to be swimming
  15. #15
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    A stolen toaster ain't shit without some stolen bread..
  16. #16
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Who can't afford a toaster? Just about what...$12
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you steal a toaster you save twelve dollars though and then you can use it to buy another toaster. Two for one.
  18. #18
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    ok,
    I'm all 4 that
  19. #19
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q by this time of year, it should be too cold to be swimming

    Wrong. It's still warm enuff in Illinois... let alone Texas. you must be a big wimp.
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mikeyagain A stolen toaster ain't shit without some stolen bread..

    The taxpayers bought my bread.
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