2018-09-10 at 7:34 AM UTC
i threw an old man's computer in a bonfire and huffed the fumes through PVC tubing fell down busted my eye had to get stitches after shaving my eyebrows off on rubbing alcohol
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2018-09-10 at 7:38 AM UTC
Ma 🅱️engis is felling funny
2018-09-10 at 10:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Juicebox
At one point in time my mother wanted a cheap computer for Journaling or some shit
I was at goodwill one day and saw that they had a few old ass iMacs, and wanted $10 a piece for them, so I bought one
She didn't like it, so I thought maybe it would be worth something because it was so old and you know how applefags can be
Found out they were selling for around $100, not really worth it to me so it just sat in the trunk of a car for a while
A couple years later, after I had been forced into homelessness due to low pay and shitty family, my bridgemates and I were sitting around a fire drunk and stoned as fuck, trying to figure something to do
So we started finding things to throw on the fire to pass the time. Old clothes, non working electronics, a box of 7.62x39 rounds, stuff like that
Eventually we ran out of shit, so we went to my car,which was parked in a parking lot a quarter mile away, and looked in there for shit to burn. We saw the iMac, and looked at each other. We knew this was gonna be fun.
When we first threw it on the fire it didn't seem to do anything. For like ten minutes it just sat there. A puff of smoke now and again, a small pop. Boring. So one of my bridgemates hit it a few times with the axe we used to chop logs,and threw a cup of kerosene on it
It began decomposing at a quicker rate now, popping louder and more often, the plastic parts began to melt and shrink, and eventually this thick, black smoke that caused nearly instant syncope if inhaled began to pour out.
Eventually it got to be too much and we had to leave that section of the bridge, electing to sit on the railroad tracks about 50 yards away instead. We were protected from the smoke by a ten foot wall.
By now the smoke was pouring out and small explosions occurred irregularly every couple of minutes. We were almost positive that a visit from the fire department was imminent. But we had a horrible realization: we forgot the fucking beer on the other side of the wall.
So I drew in a deep breath, ran back behind the wall, grabbed the 12 pack, and ran back out, with just enough breath to spare.
A couple beers later, the smoke was still pouring out and the explosions had become more frequent but less powerful, occurring every few seconds. We couldn't remember where our box of 500 9mm rounds were, and we became worried that they were the source of the constant pops.
So I drew another deep breath and ran back in, looked around, and found the box of ammo about 6 feet from the fire. The fire had spread to a larger area but was still not tall, and well away from our storage area or anything else flammable.
I grabbed the box, but ran out of breath on my way out, and accidentally got a lung full of the smoke, which nearly knocked me right out. I became instantly dizzy and couldn't stand up, so I set the box of ammo down on the other side of the wall, and crawled back to the railroad tracks. After a moment of recuperation I got the box of ammo and brought it to our spot on the tracks.
No matter how hard I tried, I could not stop laughing for a solid hour
Good times indeed
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2018-09-10 at 11:22 AM UTC
aldra
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wonder how feasible it'd be to administer delirients via flechette or dart for RAPID ONSET INSANITY
the good ones are active at really low volumes, so you wouldn't actually need much on the dart but they also have a dangerously narrow band between 'active' and 'lethal'
2018-09-10 at 11:45 AM UTC
Take a deep breath.
You're gonna have to calm down. Ur heart is racing.
2018-09-10 at 12:14 PM UTC
im going to rip out plants on the street and eat them and steal people's chairs and tables and smoke them with forest fires
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2018-09-10 at 2:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla
im going to rip out plants on the street and eat them and steal people's chairs and tables and smoke them with forest fires
Brugmansia is what you should be going for.
You should grow those. Nobody can stop you.
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2018-09-10 at 2:33 PM UTC
-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
"...hallucinations are often characterized by complete loss of awareness that one is hallucinating, disconnection from reality, and amnesia of the episode, such as one example reported in Psychiatry and Clinical Neuroscience of a young man who amputated his own penis and tongue after drinking only 1 cup of Brugmansia tea.
The Swiss naturalist and explorer Johann von Tschudi described the effects of Brugmansia ingestion on one individual in Peru:
Soon after drinking the Tonga, the man fell into a dull brooding, he stared vacantly at the ground, his mouth was closed firmly, almost convulsively and his nostrils were flared. Cold sweat covered his forehead. He was deathly pale. The jugular veins on his throat were swollen as large as a finger and he was wheezing as his chest rose and sank slowly. His arms hung down stiffly by his body. Then his eyes misted over and filled with huge tears and his lips twitched convulsively for a brief moment. His carotids were visibly beating, his respiration increased and his extremities twitched and shuddered of their own accord. This condition would have lasted about a quarter of an hour, then all these actions increased in intensity. His eyes were now dry but had become bright red and rolled about wildly in their sockets and all his facial muscles were horribly distorted. A thick white foam leaked out between his half open lips. The pulses on his forehead and throat were beating too fast to be counted. His breathing was short, extraordinarily fast and did not seem to lift the chest, which was visibly fibrillating. A mass of sticky sweat covered his whole body which continued to be shaken by the most dreadful convulsions. His limbs were hideously contorted. He alternated between murmuring quietly and incomprehensibly and uttering loud, heart-rending shrieks, howling dully and moaning and groaning.
