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I was stung by a jellyfish for the first time in my life yesterday

  1. #41
    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I grew up near the ocean my entire life. You feel a sting you swim.

    yes. I know. a jellyfish that's washed up on the shore can still sting you then too.
    you've never just stood in the ocean closer to shore where the water is chest deep just to cool off? of course you have. I grew up in Florida and Hawaii. I've seen and got stung by my share of jellyfish.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by stl1 The correct answer is:

    "Not even if his ass were on fire!"

    Too cliché.
  3. #43
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by playingindirt actually you lucked out that it got you while you were moving. It would have been much worse if you had been standing still. the tentacles would have been all up your and down your leg and probably your other leg too.

    I've heard this.

    When I see them washed up on the beach they always just look like stumpy fuckers. I mean I read alot about coastal sea creature but I didn't think they had tentacles that expand and wrap. Granted there are different types. I remember as a kid there was some migration of jellyfish and they looked like hamburgers looking down from the peir and there were fucking hundreds of em. Scared the shit outta me. I see the one pictured below wash up on shore alot



    oops wrong pic



    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I grew up near the ocean my entire life. You feel a sting you swim.

    Maybe I'm just a bitch then but when I felt that shit my ass started running

    Originally posted by ohfralala I wouldn’t let Donald Trump touch me with a bag full of money attached to a 10 ft pole. Fucking barf.

    Not sure if I've bragged on this, but I made it to Donald Trumps Twitter page, AND got to shake his fuckin' hand :)
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #44
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    playingindirt Tuskegee Airman [nevermore overpopulate your whitweek]
    @ eBagger

    some just sting the heck out of you while others can make you feel nauseous to extremely ill.
    their sting can be very mean.
  6. #46
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You've met Donald "Two Terms" J. Trump? What's the story?
  7. #47
    Originally posted by eBagger Not sure if I've bragged on this, but I made it to Donald Trumps Twitter page

    You got a RT?
  8. #48
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you still have chickens and stuff eBagger?

    He died a couple years ago 8/



    Originally posted by playingindirt @ eBagger

    some just sting the heck out of you while others can make you feel nauseous to extremely ill.
    their sting can be very mean.

    Word yeah the box jellyfish kills yo ass. I had no nausea, just felt like barbs were sticking out of me but none were visible. If you can see from the pic of it healing it looks more like individual barbs were there though or something.

    Originally posted by RisiR † You've met Donald "Two Terms" J. Trump? What's the story?

    Hehe yeah. I'll make a thread on it. I was just browsing through my pics and I'm pissed I can't find the one I took of him super close and vid after he shook my hand but I got the tweet saved.
  9. #49

    You?
  10. #50
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao @ "oops wrong picture" ! Wtf
    Who is that?
  11. #51
    RisiR † 29 Autism
  12. #52
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    So the ones along the coast of Northern California sting? I've seen them lots in the bay and I'v waded out in the water in the beach up to my chest and never been stung.

    Maybe we have a variety that aren't poisonous or venemous. We have Manta Rays and Bat Rays.. cute little fuckers. I heard they make great taco meat (the wings) and the only thing I have ever been bit by was maybe a sand or a baby leopard shark.

    I felt something pinch or bite down on my toe and it bleed like a mother fucker when I was wading out in the water. I stopped going in after that.

    we have poisonous sumac and poison oak that hurts like shit. I fell on Poisonous Smumac ( or a cousin of it.. a cactus like plant) and it looked just like your leg. it had little poisonous needles that get jammed under your skin and break off.. like broken glass it felt like.
  13. #53
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by eBagger It looks worse now but its getting better



    I know your talking about mQ's jizz tho



    sheeeeeeeeit betchu sportin crusty ass vans busta

    EBagger.. is that a Sentra with the stick shift you're sitting in?
  14. #54
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by totse3.com So the ones along the coast of Northern California sting? I've seen them lots in the bay and I'v waded out in the water in the beach up to my chest and never been stung.

    Maybe we have a variety that aren't poisonous or venemous. We have Manta Rays and Bat Rays.. cute little fuckers. I heard they make great taco meat (the wings) and the only thing I have ever been bit by was maybe a sand or a baby leopard shark.

    I felt something pinch or bite down on my toe and it bleed like a mother fucker when I was wading out in the water. I stopped going in after that.

    we have poisonous sumac and poison oak that hurts like shit. I fell on Poisonous Smumac ( or a cousin of it.. a cactus like plant) and it looked just like your leg. it had little poisonous needles that get jammed under your skin and break off.. like broken glass it felt like.

    I thought they all sting

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH EBagger.. is that a Sentra with the stick shift you're sitting in?

    Holy shit you can tell that by a close up shot of a seat cover?

    But no

    It's an automatic Nissan Truck
  15. #55
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Is ebagget sploo..vor is Ghost?..I don't mind alts for lols but for long term use..tell who u r? Lanster. Make an index of some kind please
  16. #56
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by eBagger I thought they all sting



    Holy shit you can tell that by a close up shot of a seat cover?

    But no

    It's an automatic Nissan Truck

    Not to mention it looks like a custom seat cover.. are you panny? Anyways. Only stingrays have barbs (stingers) west coast is colder water.. I think you have to go down to SoCal or Mexico for stingrays.. Batrays look identical without a stingers Barb. But they can jam their tail
    in u
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