2018-08-26 at 5:32 AM UTC
man the other day I was trying to make some home made mayonaise, (avocado oil based) and as it happens the shit broke. it started off okay but it turned into a messy soup of "fuck you". i was not having this. i just kept shoving egg yolks and tablespoons of water into it (immersion blender), working it like your mom and god damn if it did not turn out fucking perfect. first fucking time I've actually saved a broken mayonnaise. this is some top chef shit right here.
2018-08-26 at 5:35 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Can you mail me some hobo mayo?
2018-08-26 at 5:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Can you mail me some hobo mayo?
i don't own any horses
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2018-08-27 at 3:35 AM UTC
Yung Blood straight OG in this nigga motherfucker.
2018-08-27 at 9:10 AM UTC
This idiot that ripped me off two weeks ago just called me saying he has .25g of "fentanyl" he'll pay me back with. I know he's full of shit but that's probably all I'm going to be able to get out of him, and hell, maybe he's not and I'll get to try real fent tonight
Edit: never mind, dude is full of shit, as expected
If I'd iv'd .25g of fentanyl I'd be dead fifty times over
I felt a hint of a buzz from my fourth shot (first was 1mg, second was 10mg, third was 100mg injected very slowly, fourth was the rest of the bag)
2018-08-27 at 9:34 AM UTC
Anybody ever iv'd everclear? How was it and how much did you use?
2018-08-28 at 2:14 AM UTC
Damn nigga stop binging I thought you said you were gonna stop!
2018-08-28 at 10:47 AM UTC
In all seriousness though, I make enough money now that I don't need roommates, so I think I'm gonna do the ol' "Disappear from the face of the earth" next month. New numbers, new neighborhood, etc
Hate to do that to people but I'm never going to be able to get clean if I continue to live with a drug dealer, and none of my friends are actually friends at all
2018-08-28 at 11:10 AM UTC
he wont tho he needs da endorphins in his veins
2018-08-28 at 11:53 AM UTC
Really, I'm totally fine not doing (illegal) drugs as long as I'm not around it. But once I'm around it, it's only a matter of time before I crack
2018-08-28 at 12:11 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by stare rape
Really, I'm totally fine not doing (illegal) drugs as long as I'm not around it. But once I'm around it, it's only a matter of time before I crack
"Do not be misled. Bad association spoils useful habits." ~ The Apostle Paul
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2018-08-28 at 6:04 PM UTC
In the kitchen wrist twistin like it's stirfry!
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2018-08-29 at 12:31 AM UTC
This woman next to me doesn't like dogs. What a piece of shit. Fucking nigger.
