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  1. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Huh, well there ya go. Not that the causal explanation offered by a family of a dude who just muked himself while on vacation with them is super reliable but it's something.

    This murder suicide might be more to your totsean tastes.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3257680/It-changed-Family-blame-marijuana-man-19-shot-dead-girlfriend-killed-himself.html
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Families blame everything from missing iPods to video games for their kids suicide because they don't want to admit post mortum guilt. If a guy got a physical then took a marijuana and shot up the hospital I'd believe it way more

    Weed does exacerbate scitzophrenia though and there are peer reviewed articles confirming this
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  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enterita This murder suicide might be more to your totsean tastes.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3257680/It-changed-Family-blame-marijuana-man-19-shot-dead-girlfriend-killed-himself.html

    Look at the photo in that article and tell me you think you thing cannabis was the causative factor there.
  4. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Look at the photo in that article and tell me you think you thing cannabis was the causative factor there.

    Well if I were to psychoanalyse anything from their pics, I'd say he married/had a kid too young and was suppressing the urge to kill them which came out from weed. But what was your interpretation?
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enterita Well if I were to psychoanalyse anything from their pics, I'd say he married/had a kid too young and was suppressing the urge to kill them which came out from weed. But what was your interpretation?

    "Cuck'd into Murder/Suicide" - A §m£ÂgØL §m£ÂgØLerson Biography
  6. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Alright this isn't working. Gonna try dropping the bedtime T-PAIN dose to 350mg and adding two 50mg doses at 8 and 11

    Originally posted by Sudo Weed does exacerbate scitzophrenia though and there are peer reviewed articles confirming this

    I think this might be part of the problem for me. I'm not diagnosed with schizophrenia but I am with depressive psychosis

    Mental illness runs in the family though and natives have a much higher incidence of schizophrenia than the general population
  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    spirits of your ancestors talking to you dude. Do a spirit quest.
  8. become alcoholic Stare Bear

    destiny
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm probably going to die soon. What a fucking waste, man. At least that's what I feel like.

    If I suddenly stop posting I've either dropped dead or went to hospital.
  10. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Lanny spirits of your ancestors talking to you dude. Do a spirit quest.

    If that's the case maybe they should say something positive once in a while instead of just constantly reminding me of fucked up shit I've done or had done to me
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR †
    If I suddenly stop posting I've either dropped dead or went to hospital.

    I'd like you to make one final post from the dead if that happens. Can you do that for me? Just a few words will be fine.
  12. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by DietPiano become alcoholic Stare Bear

    destiny

    Already have been, bordering on relapse atm

    Speaking of relapses, anyone iv'd ketamine? What dose did you use?
  13. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I always forget how damn good of a singer Amy Lee was

  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    SO

    apparently 'Lann_y Davis', representing Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen, is trying to crowdfund shekels to pay Cohen to publicly release the 'awful truth about Trump'. He's gone on all of the major news channels with his metaphorical pan and asked people to go to MichaelCohenTruth.com to donate.


    Except he seems to have forgotten to actually register the URL, because at this moment that URL redirects to a GoFundMe page for Trump's Mexico border wall.
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  15. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm probably going to die soon. What a fucking waste, man. At least that's what I feel like.

    If I suddenly stop posting I've either dropped dead or went to hospital.

    I will pray for you.
  16. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra SO

    apparently 'Lann_y Davis', representing Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen, is trying to crowdfund shekels to pay Cohen to publicly release the 'awful truth about Trump'. He's gone on all of the major news channels with his metaphorical pan and asked people to go to MichaelCohenTruth.com to donate.


    Except he seems to have forgotten to actually register the URL, because at this moment that URL redirects to a GoFundMe page for Trump's Mexico border wall.

    Hahahaha.
  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Wtf why is my phone taking me to the desktop versions of sites?
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh. I had accidentally enabled the request desktop site option.
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Hey, Enter, you might appreciate this:

  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Hey, Enter, you might appreciate this:


    Why? Because of the Seinfeld episode? I don't get it.

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