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Hi everyone. Glad to see you all here.
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2016-07-01 at 12:58 AM UTCWhat about it?
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2016-07-01 at 3:58 AM UTC
What about it?
Don't play dumb.
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2016-07-01 at 9:31 AM UTCDo you know how I got it?
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2016-07-01 at 2:56 PM UTC
Do you know how I got it?
That's what I've been asking you, kid.
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2016-07-01 at 6:36 PM UTCIt was a summer night, quite similar to this one. I was out smoking a joint as I always do as I suddenly heard strange sounds coming from the woods. Nothing I have ever heard before and ineffable to describe. I just new something needed my help so I headed my way into the forrest. The sound became louder so I followed it deep into the woods, away from any paths. I got scared for a second but then this wonderful smell of a young girl's asshole comforted me.
I snapped out of my trance and there she was. A wounded Sasquash. I couldn't believe my eyes and my other senses played tricks on me as well. Where did that smell come from? why do I feel at home for the first time in my life? What in the fuck is happening here?! She moved her head to me and as I looked in her eyes, I didn't see a monster, I saw pure beauty. She crawled over to me and to my surprise she wasn't wounded anywhere. She howled and moaned every move she made, though. I couldn't figure out what was wrong but then she finally gained the power to show me what this was all about.
Laying on her stomach she spread her hairy bigfoot cheeks and showed me the cleanest, tightest, most perfect pink little asshole I had ever seen? Yetis are tall so I walked back to her frontside. "So, do want me to fuck you or what is this?". She shook her head wildly and pointed her lips as good as she could. "Kiss the asshole?" Again, that wasn't it so I moved closer to her face and then I heard her whisper. I've heard the song of her people. I've heard the whole universe. She knew I'd like that so she gave me a second to bath in the bliss of her whisper.
Then, then it was time to tell me the story about the curse. An ancient gypsy curse that gets spelled on a pre chosen virgin. The most beautiful of all gypsy girls has to carry the curse and it could only be broken by whispering the song of her people into her asshole by a pure non gypsy. It took me about 2 and a half hours and a few slip ups where I touched her inappropriately but hey. It worked.
What the bitch didn't tell me was that it was one of those tricky contagious curses with a spin to it. Now I carry the curse but it changed slightly is it was passed to me.
Every summer night I have to whisper the song of her people into a virgin asshole or I myself will turn into the hairy beast so I wander the streets looking for untouched butt.
I'd ask you to help a brother out but we all know you've been poked in the pooper before. -
2016-07-01 at 6:37 PM UTCNo...... hydro'd the post by not pressing A. Fuck me. FUCK ME!
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2016-07-01 at 6:47 PM UTCI'll never post a fucking story again. Typing this took me longer than to lift the damn curse.
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2016-07-01 at 9:26 PM UTCYou can't butter me up with TL/DR. I'm above all that.
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2016-07-01 at 10:27 PM UTC
…I never wanted to be the asshole whisperer…
…I never wanted to be the asshole whisperer…
…I never wanted to be the asshole whisperer…
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2016-07-01 at 11:04 PM UTCWhat are you talking about?
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2016-07-01 at 11:40 PM UTC
What are you talking about?
Ed Rush's return and DarkHunter's new usertitle. -
2016-07-02 at 12:03 AM UTCOh I always thought RisiR was Jeff Hunter.
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2016-07-02 at 12:09 AM UTC
Oh I always thought RisiR was Jeff Hunter.
The real Jeff Hunter will always remain an EnigmA. -
2016-07-02 at 12:10 AM UTCI'm pretty sure the real Jeff Hunter changed his name to Mark Zuckerberg or some shit.
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2016-07-02 at 12:45 AM UTC
I'm pretty sure the real Jeff Hunter changed his name to Mark Zuckerberg or some shit.
Zuckerberg is a CIA cyber-agent. Jeff Hunter was always a staunch opponent of The Man. -
2016-07-02 at 2:18 AM UTC[QUOTE='Ed rush;n111668]i was just poking around the web seeing if there were any Totse/Zoklet successors still up and running and found this place.
I haven't had a chance to look around the forums and see who's here yet but I remember Lanny.
I used this handle on Zoklet for awhile I was also Louis Cypher.
Hope to see some old faces and sorry if this is the wrong forum for this, i didn't notice an introduction forum.
never heard of you.
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2016-07-02 at 2:19 AM UTC
It was a summer night, quite similar to this one. I was out smoking a joint as I always do as I suddenly heard strange sounds coming from the woods. Nothing I have ever heard before and ineffable to describe. I just new something needed my help so I headed my way into the forrest. The sound became louder so I followed it deep into the woods, away from any paths. I got scared for a second but then this wonderful smell of a young girl's asshole comforted me.
I wrote all.of this and then you... you just ignore it?
I snapped out of my trance and there she was. A wounded Sasquash. I couldn't believe my eyes and my other senses played tricks on me as well. Where did that smell come from? why do I feel at home for the first time in my life? What in the fuck is happening here?! She moved her head to me and as I looked in her eyes, I didn't see a monster, I saw pure beauty. She crawled over to me and to my surprise she wasn't wounded anywhere. She howled and moaned every move she made, though. I couldn't figure out what was wrong but then she finally gained the power to show me what this was all about.
Laying on her stomach she spread her hairy bigfoot cheeks and showed me the cleanest, tightest, most perfect pink little asshole I had ever seen? Yetis are tall so I walked back to her frontside. "So, do want me to fuck you or what is this?". She shook her head wildly and pointed her lips as good as she could. "Kiss the asshole?" Again, that wasn't it so I moved closer to her face and then I heard her whisper. I've heard the song of her people. I've heard the whole universe. She knew I'd like that so she gave me a second to bath in the bliss of her whisper.
Then, then it was time to tell me the story about the curse. An ancient gypsy curse that gets spelled on a pre chosen virgin. The most beautiful of all gypsy girls has to carry the curse and it could only be broken by whispering the song of her people into her asshole by a pure non gypsy. It took me about 2 and a half hours and a few slip ups where I touched her inappropriately but hey. It worked.
What the bitch didn't tell me was that it was one of those tricky contagious curses with a spin to it. Now I carry the curse but it changed slightly is it was passed to me.
Every summer night I have to whisper the song of her people into a virgin asshole or I myself will turn into the hairy beast so I wander the streets looking for untouched butt.
I'd ask you to help a brother out but we all know you've been poked in the pooper before.
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2016-07-02 at 2:21 AM UTC
Oh I always thought RisiR was Jeff Hunter.
Finally for fucks sake. Spectral a disappointment as usual. -
2016-07-02 at 3:44 AM UTC
I wrote all.of this and then you… you just ignore it?
Ok….
everyone ignores everything you post. nothing you post is worth reading. -
2016-07-02 at 5:06 AM UTC
Finally for fucks sake. Spectral a disappointment as usual.
You don't scare me. You ain't Jeff Hunter neither. That's for damned sure.
