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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You wouldn't believe how many serious chemical addicts who already have one foot in the grave I talk to who repeatedly refuse to even try marijuana to help with their withdrawal complications. It's comical. They'd rather stuff their face with noxious and toxic substances and turn their brain into a piece of Swiss cheese and end up in a 2 1/2 by 6 ft coffin than man-up and smoke a natural weed that grows out of the ground and make themselves well again in the process. Marijuana completely cures all kinds of medical issues, including cancer, loss of motor control and brain injuries.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Why hasn't it cured your retardation?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Why hasn't it cured your retardation?

    tl/ds
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    "Marijuana completely cures cancer"

    Spectral you just discredited yourself again with a bold faced lie
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I would Thank that post, but you're an asshole.
  6. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You wouldn't believe how many serious chemical addicts who already have one foot in the grave I talk to who repeatedly refuse to even try marijuana to help with their withdrawal complications. It's comical. They'd rather stuff their face with noxious and toxic substances and turn their brain into a piece of Swiss cheese and end up in a 2 1/2 by 6 ft coffin than man-up and smoke a natural weed that grows out of the ground and make themselves well again in the process. Marijuana completely cures all kinds of medical issues, including cancer, loss of motor control and brain injuries.

    No it doesn't.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo "Marijuana completely cures cancer"

    Spectral you just discredited yourself again with a bold faced lie

    https://www.theherald.com.au/story/2587931/cannabis-oil-stopped-my-cancer/

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2725748/Cannabis-oil-helped-cured-cancer-claims-father-given-two-years-live.html

    https://medium.com/@ericgeisterfer/23-people-who-beat-cancer-using-cannabis-oil-only-c1b285e31d62
  8. Enterita African Astronaut
    -SpectraL how do you explain the bad trips I've had from smoking too much weed, that have left me with PTSD and cause me anxiety.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enterita -SpectraL how do you explain the bad trips I've had from smoking too much weed, that have left me with PTSD and cause me anxiety.

    There's your first problem right there. Everything in moderation.
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's your first problem right there. Everything in moderation.

    what's my second problem
  11. Opiates is the best way to go out. I've thought about keeping a gram in storage in case I am ever in danger of being horribly fucked up or have to live in a nursing home for the rest of my life, but I know I would just blow it eventually.

    Actually I'm not sure if that's accurate, my cravings went away completely quite a while ago. I have T-PAIN and subs in my closet and don't even think about them, although those aren't exactly the most fun for me. I don't want to spend that kind of money on something so morbid as death insurance though.
  12. Would you care to discuss politics instead, Lanney?
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enterita Suicide from effects of bad trip dont count?

    Has anyone actually done that on weed?
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enterita -SpectraL how do you explain the bad trips I've had from smoking too much weed, that have left me with PTSD and cause me anxiety.

    It sounds like you're a pussy, breh.
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Has anyone actually done that on weed?

    https://www.rt.com/usa/244393-colorado-suicide-pot-cookies-blamed/

    Oklahoma native Luke Goodman, 23, took his own life on Saturday in the Colorado resort town of Keystone while on vacation with family members. According to his cousin, Goodman legally bought cannabis-infused edibles from a Colorado weed shop and consumed five times the recommended dosage before he shot himself over the weekend.

    According to the cousin, Goodman consumed two pieces, then two more. After a fifth candy he started acting “jittery,” the network reported, and then became “pretty weird and relatively incoherent,” according to Fowler, “almost like something else was speaking through him.”

    That evening, Goodman declined to leave the condo with the rest of his family and then took his own life with a handgun he reportedly kept for protection.

    “It was completely a reaction to the drugs,” his mother, Kim Goodman, told CBS4.

    Goodman’s death is the third to be informally linked to pot since the state became the first in the country to legalize recreational weed in 2014.
  16. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You wouldn't believe how many serious chemical addicts who already have one foot in the grave I talk to who repeatedly refuse to even try marijuana to help with their withdrawal complications. It's comical. They'd rather stuff their face with noxious and toxic substances and turn their brain into a piece of Swiss cheese and end up in a 2 1/2 by 6 ft coffin than man-up and smoke a natural weed that grows out of the ground and make themselves well again in the process. Marijuana completely cures all kinds of medical issues, including cancer, loss of motor control and brain injuries.

    What you're failing to understand is that I've already tried Marijuana,it made everything worse.

    And it's not withdrawal that's killing me.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enterita what's my second problem

    Your second problem is thinking you have PTSD and anxiety. You don't. All you really have is the fear of manning up.
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    In the language of drug consumers, this is called a bad or horror trip. And it is a true story. Weed can lead to delusions, hallucinations, disorientation and loss of time perception, disorganized thinking and speaking or even suicidal tendencies.

    https://www.magicalrecipesonline.com/2018/01/memento-mori-what-a-bad-trip-on-marijuana-taught-me-about-the-fear-of-death.html
  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Enterita https://www.rt.com/usa/244393-colorado-suicide-pot-cookies-blamed/

    Huh, well there ya go. Not that the causal explanation offered by a family of a dude who just muked himself while on vacation with them is super reliable but it's something.
  20. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your second problem is thinking you have PTSD and anxiety. You don't. All you really have is the fear of manning up.

    ....Christ, you're right.

    I love you.

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