what should i make my girlfriend wear

1. 2018-08-22 at 10:53 AM UTC

   #21
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ Put her in a diaper and a t-shirt and push her around in a stroller while simultaneously finger banging her and calling her a poor little babby.

   
   Nice.
2. 2018-08-22 at 12:10 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Have her dress as a man, with a full fake beard...if you want to shock the crowd.
3. 2018-08-22 at 12:15 PM UTC

   #23
   Enterita African Astronaut
   ...I wish I had a girlfriend. :(
4. 2018-08-22 at 12:17 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Well then go get one...fat ugly ones are easy to get.
5. 2018-08-22 at 12:18 PM UTC

   #25
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well then go get one…fat ugly ones are easy to get.

   
   Fat ugly ones are the hardest to get, you fucking retard. They're so fucking shallow.
6. 2018-08-22 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita Fat ugly ones are the hardest to get, you fucking retard. They're so fucking shallow.

   
   lololol if you find it hard picking up fat ugly ones you are fucked....but not literally. lololol
7. 2018-08-22 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Enterita Fat ugly ones are the hardest to get, you fucking retard. They're so fucking shallow.

   
   Lmfao you are obviously extremely ugly and uncharismatic. I don't think this is a shock to anyone
8. 2018-08-22 at 12:28 PM UTC

   #28
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Lmfao you are obviously extremely ugly and uncharismatic. I don't think this is a shock to anyone

   
   No it isn't a shock, I've even stated it before. The only reason you brought that up is to hurt my feelings, so well done, hope you're happy.
9. 2018-08-22 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Enterita No it isn't a shock, I've even stated it before. The only reason you brought that up is to hurt my feelings, so well done, hope you're happy.

   
   Ok I'm sorry it was just funny to me. I've been called ugly before too, granted it was probably 12 years ago by a girl I already slept with but I obviously still remember and it kinda bothers me. I've been told I've been both too skinny or too fat before depending on what stage of substance abuse I'm currently experiencing.
   
   Well if you're unattractive who gives a Fuck, that really means nothing, it just means you have to work for things. Look at jay fucking z, I mean really, goddamn he is ugly and he literally cheats on Beyonce.
   
   Work on being more dynamic and happy go lucky. However bad you feel about yourself there are girls who feel way worse about themselves. Try to have a less shitty personality and "own" yourself instead of trying to reinvent it when you're frustrated with your shortcomings.
10. 2018-08-22 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #30
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You know who cheers me up? Bobby Lee. His girlfriend Khalyla is fucking gorgeous and he's absolutely disgusting. He's rich but she has dated other rich guys before him and puts up with all his bullshit. He's almost 50 and addicted to video games, he smells his farts in public and has a "crystal wall" in his bathroom that is his dried up "male paint" which she has described as the tiniest cumshots she has ever seen. Like a single tear.
    
    Bobby Lee is my hero.
11. 2018-08-22 at 12:58 PM UTC

    #31
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † You know who cheers me up? Bobby Lee. His girlfriend Khalyla is fucking gorgeous and he's absolutely disgusting. He's rich but she has dated other rich guys before him and puts up with all his bullshit. He's almost 50 and addicted to video games, he smells his farts in public and has a "crystal wall" in his bathroom that is his dried up "male paint" which she has described as the tiniest cumshots she has ever seen. Like a single tear.
    
    Bobby Lee is my hero.

    
    
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12. 2018-08-22 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #32
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Ok I'm sorry it was just funny to me. I've been called ugly before too, granted it was probably 12 years ago by a girl I already slept with but I obviously still remember and it kinda bothers me. I've been told I've been both too skinny or too fat before depending on what stage of substance abuse I'm currently experiencing.
    
    Well if you're unattractive who gives a Fuck, that really means nothing, it just means you have to work for things. Look at jay fucking z, I mean really, goddamn he is ugly and he literally cheats on Beyonce.
    
    Work on being more dynamic and happy go lucky. However bad you feel about yourself there are girls who feel way worse about themselves. Try to have a less shitty personality and "own" yourself instead of trying to reinvent it when you're frustrated with your shortcomings.

    
    Meh, it don't matter. Even if I did get a gf we'd just grow to hate each other or she'd cheat on me or she'd become fat/ugly, etc etc. I want a fantasy.
13. 2018-08-22 at 1:07 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enterita or she'd become fat/ugly, etc etc.

    
    Like I said get one of those...small steps.
14. 2018-08-22 at 1:17 PM UTC

    #34
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    youre all a bunch of virgins and the only gf you have is the rag doll you've glommed on since you were two.
    
    if a gf is wearing anything other than her daddies nutt sack nectar...they're doing it wrong.