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what should i make my girlfriend wear
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2018-08-22 at 10:53 AM UTC
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2018-08-22 at 12:10 PM UTCHave her dress as a man, with a full fake beard...if you want to shock the crowd.
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2018-08-22 at 12:15 PM UTC...I wish I had a girlfriend. :(
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2018-08-22 at 12:17 PM UTCWell then go get one...fat ugly ones are easy to get.
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2018-08-22 at 12:18 PM UTC
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2018-08-22 at 12:20 PM UTC
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2018-08-22 at 12:22 PM UTC
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2018-08-22 at 12:28 PM UTC
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2018-08-22 at 12:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enterita No it isn't a shock, I've even stated it before. The only reason you brought that up is to hurt my feelings, so well done, hope you're happy.
Ok I'm sorry it was just funny to me. I've been called ugly before too, granted it was probably 12 years ago by a girl I already slept with but I obviously still remember and it kinda bothers me. I've been told I've been both too skinny or too fat before depending on what stage of substance abuse I'm currently experiencing.
Well if you're unattractive who gives a Fuck, that really means nothing, it just means you have to work for things. Look at jay fucking z, I mean really, goddamn he is ugly and he literally cheats on Beyonce.
Work on being more dynamic and happy go lucky. However bad you feel about yourself there are girls who feel way worse about themselves. Try to have a less shitty personality and "own" yourself instead of trying to reinvent it when you're frustrated with your shortcomings. -
2018-08-22 at 12:56 PM UTCYou know who cheers me up? Bobby Lee. His girlfriend Khalyla is fucking gorgeous and he's absolutely disgusting. He's rich but she has dated other rich guys before him and puts up with all his bullshit. He's almost 50 and addicted to video games, he smells his farts in public and has a "crystal wall" in his bathroom that is his dried up "male paint" which she has described as the tiniest cumshots she has ever seen. Like a single tear.
Bobby Lee is my hero. -
2018-08-22 at 12:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † You know who cheers me up? Bobby Lee. His girlfriend Khalyla is fucking gorgeous and he's absolutely disgusting. He's rich but she has dated other rich guys before him and puts up with all his bullshit. He's almost 50 and addicted to video games, he smells his farts in public and has a "crystal wall" in his bathroom that is his dried up "male paint" which she has described as the tiniest cumshots she has ever seen. Like a single tear.
Bobby Lee is my hero.
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2018-08-22 at 1:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo Ok I'm sorry it was just funny to me. I've been called ugly before too, granted it was probably 12 years ago by a girl I already slept with but I obviously still remember and it kinda bothers me. I've been told I've been both too skinny or too fat before depending on what stage of substance abuse I'm currently experiencing.
Well if you're unattractive who gives a Fuck, that really means nothing, it just means you have to work for things. Look at jay fucking z, I mean really, goddamn he is ugly and he literally cheats on Beyonce.
Work on being more dynamic and happy go lucky. However bad you feel about yourself there are girls who feel way worse about themselves. Try to have a less shitty personality and "own" yourself instead of trying to reinvent it when you're frustrated with your shortcomings.
Meh, it don't matter. Even if I did get a gf we'd just grow to hate each other or she'd cheat on me or she'd become fat/ugly, etc etc. I want a fantasy. -
2018-08-22 at 1:07 PM UTC
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2018-08-22 at 1:17 PM UTCyoure all a bunch of virgins and the only gf you have is the rag doll you've glommed on since you were two.
if a gf is wearing anything other than her daddies nutt sack nectar...they're doing it wrong.
