The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-08-09 at 1:58 AM UTC

   #2501
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It does a piss guy off when he tries to make a quick unquoteed reply and someone happens to come in with some stupid ass comment to FUCK IT UP.
2. 2018-08-09 at 2:01 AM UTC

   #2502
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Lanny should fix this.
3. 2018-08-09 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #2503
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   If it ain't broke fix it until it is.
4. 2018-08-09 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #2504
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   LOL, that's his fucking motto.
   
   "Problems? I can't deal with no problems. I have to replace the cuck button!"
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   • aldra
5. 2018-08-09 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #2505
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I needa grow sum balls first
6. 2018-08-09 at 3:09 AM UTC

   #2506
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Looking for sploo irl, don't tell me where he is
7. 2018-08-09 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #2507
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   In my butthole.
8. 2018-08-09 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #2508
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Sophie Also, who even knew virtual youtubers were a thing. Nippon Banzai. Ai-chan kawaii desu ne?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Sophie Ever notice how blood looks black in the moonlight?

   
   Also notice, who ever even[i/] looks black were a thing to the moonlight.
9. 2018-08-09 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #2509
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   wut
10. 2018-08-09 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #2510
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † LOL, that's his fucking motto.
    
    "Problems? I can't deal with no problems. I have to replace the cuck button!"

    
    not an SG thread
11. 2018-08-09 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #2511
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    delightful avatar
    
    it's a taste sensation
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-08-09 at 1:17 PM UTC

    #2512
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I know her from group counseling for drug court. I was leaving and said I was fucking hungry, and she was like OOH get me a 5-layer, and I said I'll think about it. And I showed up at the end of that group I missed and gave it to her. She thanked me and was all smiles, and I said you should give me your number, and she did. I saw her later at the office meeting up with her diversion officer, and she was all smiling and shit, and she thanked me again and said it hit "all the right spots".. "Hit the spot" is one thing, but ALL the right spots? Girl, which ones? I wonder if I'm reading too much into that, but either way she seemed giddy.

    
    Is she a cute fucked up chick? LSD! LSD!
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    • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
13. 2018-08-10 at 4:01 AM UTC

    #2513
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Yes she is.
    
    OH SHIT, should I trim my pubes before I take her out? I've never done that before. I don't know what to do.
14. 2018-08-10 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #2514
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    cut your pubes into an explosion shape and yell BANG as you drop your pants
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    • NARCassist, 
    • Sophie, 
    • apt, 
    • Zanick, 
    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2018-08-10 at 4:17 AM UTC

    #2515
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra cut your pubes into an explosion shape and yell BANG as you drop your pants

    
    This is why Aldra has a girlfriend.
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    • DontTellEm
16. 2018-08-10 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #2516
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by aldra cut your pubes into an explosion shape and yell BANG as you drop your pants

    
    The tricky part there is the unfurling.
17. 2018-08-10 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #2517
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    STOP MAKING JOKES AND FUCKING HELP ME, BLEEAAAARRGH
18. 2018-08-10 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #2518
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    you guys ever make your own mayo? its fucking dank stuff.
19. 2018-08-10 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #2519
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery STOP MAKING JOKES AND FUCKING HELP ME, BLEEAAAARRGH

    
    Help you what? Beat your Mom up again? No, thanks.
20. 2018-08-10 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #2520
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lw1MrMHQ9o
    
    who here is still mad World Peace isn't on adult swam