The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-08-08 at 7:51 PM UTC

   #2481
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I got a girl's number. Food. That's the secret. Bring them food.
2. 2018-08-08 at 8:09 PM UTC

   #2482
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, some girls want to be waited on hand on foot. They wouldn't admit it, but they'll feel slightly remorseful after a while and they'll think they can make amends by "giving" you the gift of sex. At least in their minds.
3. 2018-08-08 at 8:23 PM UTC

   #2483
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I got a girl's number. Food. That's the secret. Bring them food.

   
   And coffee.
4. 2018-08-08 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #2484
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Lanny You say that but actually floppy eared dogs are the ones that get all the bitches.
   
   Also the notion of "beta males" among canines is refuted by the very researcher that coined the term.

   
   true, but once they became ronins they instantly became foods.
   
   foods for those dark, ugly looking doggs with functioning ears.
   
   foods or consorts. homo consorts.
5. 2018-08-08 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #2485
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Floppy eared dog ronins, that seems cool
6. 2018-08-08 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #2486
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Do I call her or text her? How long do I wait?
7. 2018-08-08 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #2487
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You can text her tonight or wait until tomorrow early evening, I wouldn't wait much longer than that
   
   
   Maybe wait till tomorrow unless you know her a little bit
8. 2018-08-09 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #2488
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   I know her from group counseling for drug court. I was leaving and said I was fucking hungry, and she was like OOH get me a 5-layer, and I said I'll think about it. And I showed up at the end of that group I missed and gave it to her. She thanked me and was all smiles, and I said you should give me your number, and she did. I saw her later at the office meeting up with her diversion officer, and she was all smiling and shit, and she thanked me again and said it hit "all the right spots".. "Hit the spot" is one thing, but ALL the right spots? Girl, which ones? I wonder if I'm reading too much into that, but either way she seemed giddy.
9. 2018-08-09 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #2489
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You should text her and say you’ve got another thick burrito that’ll hit the only spot that matters.
   
   Jk but text her tomorrow.
10. 2018-08-09 at 12:16 AM UTC

    #2490
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery "all the right spots"

    
    Yeah, I don't think she said that on purpose, but it sounds like she's definately thinking about some wholesome activities.
    
    If she was giddy and smiley and happy to give you her number maybe it would be better to text her tonight while she's in a good mood.
11. 2018-08-09 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #2491
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh shit, she just texted me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-08-09 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #2492
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Pathetic.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sophie
13. 2018-08-09 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #2493
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Look high into the nigh, the way the moon casts a faggot shadow upon the nobodies of this wretched ball of shit. Bask in it, soak within the dissaray and become one with it all, a vile and disgusting presence, a necessary piece to the all encompassing puzzle of despair.
    
    Thanks.
14. 2018-08-09 at 1:40 AM UTC

    #2494
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    disarray
15. 2018-08-09 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #2495
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm above blaming autocorrect for my mistakes.
    
    But that was autocorrect.
16. 2018-08-09 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #2496
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Look high into the nigh, the way the moon casts a faggot shadow upon the nobodies of this wretched ball of shit. Bask in it, soak within the dissaray and become one with it all, a vile and disgusting presence, a necessary piece to the all encompassing puzzle of despair.
    
    Thanks.

    
    you took the words right out of my mouth
    
    and my hand
17. 2018-08-09 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #2497
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm just kidding that wasn't autocorrect. I fucked up.
    
    I FUCKED UP OKAY??!
18. 2018-08-09 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #2498
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Then you inserted them in my urethra and stepped on my penis.
19. 2018-08-09 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #2499
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DietPiano you took the words right out of my mouth
    
    and my hand

    
    Lick my thick prick you dick
20. 2018-08-09 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #2500
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I think I'll have to start quoting people like a faggot again. This free form shit doesn't work cause there's always someone shitting everything up.