The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-08-07 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #2441
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Shut up.
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   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-08-07 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #2442
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Shut up.

   
   You beat your own mother up for stealing your coffee from the fridge.
3. 2018-08-07 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #2443
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You beat your own mother up for stealing your coffee from the fridge.

   
   Rightly so. Theft is wrong.
4. 2018-08-07 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #2444
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Sophie Rightly so. Theft is wrong.

   
   You like to look at naked pics of toddlers.
5. 2018-08-07 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #2445
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You like to look at naked pics of toddlers.

   
   Rightly so, children are hot.
6. 2018-08-07 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #2446
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Lanny wears frontier hats with ear flaps.
7. 2018-08-07 at 5:25 PM UTC

   #2447
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by stare rape I ordered a prostitute off of adult work or back page or one of those sites. She showed up at my motel room a couple hours later.
   
   Without thinking, i said "Hey, you look just like one of my aunts. I couldn't tell in the pictures."
   
   She said "oh" in a kind of disappointed manner, and then "if you'll just pay for the gas…"
   
   "I've always wanted to fuck her," I interrupted.
   
   Her face lit up. "Oh really? That's…pretty kinky. What was her name?"
   
   "Lena."
   
   "You can call me that if you want to."
   
   I took her up on that offer.
   
   Best dream ever.

   
   

   Show mfw
8. 2018-08-07 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #2448
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Hard to believe, but technological advancements will soon allow the government to read your actual thoughts, just like you'd scan a debit card. They will have scanners everywhere, in the streets, in the pubs, in the bathrooms, at your place of employment, in your car, in your own home, and they will be able to detect thought patterns remotely. It's all coming down the pipe. Another 20 or 30 years and we'll be there. After all, your thoughts are basically nothing more than electrical and chemical reactions, so all that is required is a device/system which is sensitive enough to "read", measure and interpret them.

   
   "wrong"
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   • NARCassist
9. 2018-08-07 at 5:28 PM UTC

   #2449
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Lanny wears frontier hats with ear flaps.

   
   Rightly so, hats with ear flaps are dope.
10. 2018-08-07 at 5:45 PM UTC

    #2450
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I really need to follow through with some irl pedobaiting.
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    • LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
11. 2018-08-07 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #2451
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hard to believe, but technological advancements will soon allow the government to read your actual thoughts, just like you'd scan a debit card. They will have scanners everywhere, in the streets, in the pubs, in the bathrooms, at your place of employment, in your car, in your own home, and they will be able to detect thought patterns remotely. It's all coming down the pipe. Another 20 or 30 years and we'll be there. After all, your thoughts are basically nothing more than electrical and chemical reactions, so all that is required is a device/system which is sensitive enough to "read", measure and interpret them.

    
    i sell baseball caps inlaid with tin foils. real tin foils, not those cheap aluminum ones.
    
    $10 each excluding shipping.
12. 2018-08-07 at 5:46 PM UTC

    #2452
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Lanny Rightly so, hats with ear flaps are dope.

    
    only if you want to feel like a dog with flappy ears.
13. 2018-08-07 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #2453
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by benny vader only if you want to feel like a dog with flappy ears.

    
    Are you telling me there are people that don't want to feel like a dog with flappy ears?
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    • aldra
14. 2018-08-07 at 7:54 PM UTC

    #2454
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You beat your own mother up for stealing your coffee from the fridge.

    
    No I did not.
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    • RisiR †
15. 2018-08-07 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #2455
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mmQ I really need to follow through with some irl pedobaiting.

    
    I've been thinking about doing that. Could make some good money that way, probably.
16. 2018-08-07 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #2456
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by benny vader only if you want to feel like a dog with flappy ears.

    
    What about fappy ears?
17. 2018-08-07 at 7:56 PM UTC

    #2457
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I've been thinking about doing that. Could make some good money that way, probably.

    
    doubt it'd be profitable anymore, everyone's been going after them for the better part of a decade
18. 2018-08-07 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #2458
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Lanny Are you telling me there are people that don't want to feel like a dog with flappy ears?

    
    not betas for sure.
    
    dogs with flappy ears are betas that do nothing other than being toys that eat that get fed on time every time.
    
    to the point their ears lose its function of detecting where sounds are coming from.
19. 2018-08-07 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #2459
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Lanny Are you telling me there are people that don't want to feel like a dog with flappy ears?

    
    and lanny, do you happen to have curly hairs ???
20. 2018-08-07 at 8:14 PM UTC

    #2460
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    just watched an interview with Assad where some European journalist was asking him about 'moderate rebels'.
    
    "they're like that horse. the horse with the long.... uh, horn. oh, unicorn! yeah, they're a myth. like the unicorn."