I'm going to be a father.

1. 2018-08-05 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   All we know about this girl is that she looks like crazy stalker girlfriend.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. 2018-08-05 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #42
   Unwyred Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enterita There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. I look back on the way I was then, a young, stupid kid who committed those terrible posts. I want to talk to him. I want to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are, but I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

   
   What the flying fuck are you talking about?
3. 2018-08-06 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #43
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Unwyred What the flying fuck are you talking about?

   
   I was quoting arguably the most famous film of all time (#1 on imdb), in an attempt to have my references appeal to the type of normie who would vanity search their own username. Guess it didn't work.
4. 2018-08-06 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   What will you name it? Enterita Jr.? Enterita the II?
5. 2018-08-06 at 2:24 AM UTC

   #45
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL What will you name it? Enterita Jr.? Enterita the II?

   
   She names if girl, I name if boy.
   
   If it's a boy, I will name him after my favorite Totsean of all time, and call him Speckles.
   
   ...Named after a user I used to talk to in 2005, Speckly_Pete77.
6. 2018-08-06 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Cream of Bullshit isn't funny.
   
   But nothing is funny anymore.
   
   Nothing.
7. 2018-08-06 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #47
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Cream of Bullshit isn't funny.
   
   But nothing is funny anymore.
   
   Nothing.

   
   look in the mirror
   
   youre in for a thrill
8. 2018-08-06 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #48
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Cream of Bullshit isn't funny.
   
   But nothing is funny anymore.
   
   Nothing.

   
   The show "Nathan For You" is the only funny thing that has existed in the last 20 years.
9. 2018-08-06 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #49
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Enter, you're a faggot.
10. 2018-08-06 at 2:56 AM UTC

    #50
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock look in the mirror
    
    youre in for a thrill

    
    I don't own any mirrors.
11. 2018-08-06 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #51
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't own any mirrors.

    
    find one
12. 2018-08-06 at 3 AM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nah
13. 2018-08-06 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Nah

    
    Let's go bowling you fuck
14. 2018-08-06 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DietPiano Let's go bowling you fuck

    
    What the fuck do you think I'm doing?
15. 2018-08-06 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What the fuck do you think I'm doing?

    
    Is that a yes? :)
16. 2018-08-06 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by DietPiano Is that a yes? :)

    
    YES.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man