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  1. #21
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Actually nope! That picture was sent to me yesterday (no searching involved on my end), and it literally took 5 sec to write your handle on it cuz I have a “smart” phone lol. I only know who you are because you’ve made 500 threads crying about how your life sucks cuz you can’t find a woman, and now it’s threads talking about being a father. Hopefully, you didn’t knock up one of those Tinder dates ya had. That has the potential of being rather scary.

    Best of luck to ya. ✌️

    I would never explain myself to that degree to someone I didn't care for.
  2. #22
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ~L J~

    Bwahahaha 😂🤣😂
  3. #23
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Bwahahaha 😂🤣😂

    This post illustrates that you have a good sense of humor:

    Originally posted by EllariaSand It’s nice to leave a surprise for the maids when you check out too



    But we had to leave the lamp 🙁

    Which is evidence that you didn't actually find that user's "CNN cream of bullshit soup" edit funny, you were just fake laughing at it as an excuse to make fun of me. I know that's already obvious to everyone, but I suspect it wasn't for ~L J~, so I didn't want her thinking she was legitimately funny.
  4. #24
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    No enter....I honestly enjoy your bullshitto threads 👍 I find myself spellbound believing every typed word here in these forums

    Let’s face it
    Cream of bullshit is funny
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  5. #25
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand No enter….I honestly enjoy your bullshitto threads 👍 I find myself spellbound believing every typed word here in these forums

    Let’s face it
    Cream of bullshit is funny

    For the record, contributing to the creation of 108 billion other humans since the homo sapiens began to walk the earth is a boring troll, even for me, and I've never stretched a troll out this long before. I only defend myself right now for the sake of my friends on here who are possibly being subconsciously swayed by any accusations; so I'm being genuine and not lying about any of this, lol.

    I can still be a troll though, for example: ~L J ~ is actually really funny.
  6. #26
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enterita For the record, contributing to the creation of 108 billion other humans since the homo sapiens began to walk the earth is a boring troll, even for me, and I've never stretched a troll out this long before. I only defend myself right now for the sake of my friends on here who are possibly being subconsciously swayed by any accusations; so I'm being genuine and not lying about any of this, lol.

    I can still be a troll though, for example: ~L J ~ is actually really funny.

    LJ is a doll.....❤️

    As for trolling...it’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it 👍

    Troll on good fellow 🖤


    As stated...I for 1 believe everything I read here
  7. #27
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand LJ is a doll…..❤️

    As for trolling…it’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it 👍

    Troll on good fellow 🖤


    As stated…I for 1 believe everything I read here


    We both know you didn't think it was funny. I've been aware of your posts and your level of intelligence compared to the other DH'ers here, and that doesn't align with what you've shown us so far. I'm guessing you noticed how ~L J~ quickly thumbed up your post as a sign of thanks for the support, so it's probably far too late to admit it now, or you'd risk hurting her feelings.
  8. #28
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    😂🤦🏼‍♀️ I moved on 30 mins ago. It’ll be ok, bud.
  9. #29
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    LJ is my friend Enter....friendship may be something you’ll never understand....so I’ll let this lame dis pass


    Remember Enter.....always have your friends backs 😉

    When you get one you’ll understand
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  10. #30
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ~L J~ 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ I moved on 30 mins ago. It’ll be ok, bud.

    Your last involvement in this thread was 15 minutes ago.
  11. #31
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand LJ is my friend Enter….friendship may be something you’ll never understand….so I’ll let this lame dis pass


    Remember Enter…..always have your friends backs 😉

    When you get one you’ll understand

    That's exactly the point I was making; that you couldn't admit it was unfunny, because you didn't want to hurt your friend's feelings.
  12. #32
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enterita Your last involvement in this thread was 15 minutes ago.

    Like Polio

    He keeps a journal documenting every post ......diligently recording NIS events
  13. #33
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enterita That's exactly the point I was making; that you couldn't admit it was unfunny, because you didn't want to hurt your friend's feelings.

    Dude


    Cream of Bullshit is funny



    And quite true, applied as it was, here.....get over it ok
  14. #34
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Like Polio

    He keeps a journal documenting every post ……diligently recording NIS events

    I looked at the thread we're all in right now.

    Actually, I didn't even have to scroll up. I moved my eyes to the top of the screen.

    That's the amount of effort that took.
  15. #35
    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Originally posted by Enterita Your last involvement in this thread was 15 minutes ago.

    My bad. I was off by 15. ;-)
  16. #36
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I would also like to add that you continue to hit it as often as possible. Something about that preggo pussy do be fly son!
  17. #37
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I would also like to add that you continue to hit it as often as possible. Something about that preggo pussy do be fly son!

    That'll be interesting. And yeah, it's good to have regular sex again. I can't even remember what life was like without this, even though I went without it for years.
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 meeting malice on the bus
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Actually nope! That picture was sent to me yesterday (no searching involved on my end), and it literally took 5 sec to write your handle on it cuz I have a “smart” phone lol. I only know who you are because you’ve made 500 threads crying about how your life sucks cuz you can’t find a woman, and now it’s threads talking about being a father. Hopefully, you didn’t knock up one of those Tinder dates ya had. That has the potential of being rather scary.

    Best of luck to ya. ✌️

    hes just attention whoring. hes not getting anyone pregnant
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  20. #40
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra inb4 meeting malice on the bus

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