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  1. #41
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i fisted your mother in her asshole while she was giving birth to you then spontaneously ejaculated on your face before the umbilical cord was cut.

    I hope you step out in front of a semi truck and get dragged painfully underneath where your veins are collapsed and they can't find a place to stick a needle in for pain medication and you slowly die from a septic blood infection.
  2. #42
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by S6x I hope you step out in front of a semi truck and get dragged painfully underneath where your veins are collapsed and they can't find a place to stick a needle in for pain medication and you slowly die from a septic blood infection.

    i will totally fap to that fantasy again...
  3. #43
    esbity African Astronaut
    There's nothing I hate more than a theif.
  4. #44
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by esbity There's nothing I hate more than a theif.

    How about a theif who steals your soul and money.
  5. #45
    Let’s lookup rapsheets
  6. #46
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by esbity There's nothing I hate more than a theif.


    I hate 2nd-graders that allow the dog to eat their homework.
  7. #47
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    only the stuff i don't want to pay for.
  8. #48
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I used to shoplift, I try to be a somewhat better person than I used to be
  9. #49
    S6x African Astronaut
    I shoplifted as a kid a few times. got caught. had my hand super spanked by an old chinese man who ran the store while a white man stood there and laughed.

    it worked. I didn't steal after that. but before that I stole money from my moms purse. got a beatdown for that as well while my brothers stood there and laughed.

    I just learned that stealing was just fucked up and wrong. plus associated it to humiliation. especially after the old chinese dude smacked my hand really fucking hard and the old white dude was standing over him and laughing.
  10. #50
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by S6x I shoplifted as a kid a few times. got caught. had my hand super spanked by an old chinese man who ran the store while a white man stood there and laughed.

    it worked. I didn't steal after that. but before that I stole money from my moms purse. got a beatdown for that as well while my brothers stood there and laughed.

    I just learned that stealing was just fucked up and wrong. plus associated it to humiliation. especially after the old chinese dude smacked my hand really fucking hard and the old white dude was standing over him and laughing.

    no wonder your so susceptible to chinese supremacy.

    get down on your knees, untermench.
  11. #51
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader no wonder your so susceptible to chinese supremacy.

    get down on your knees, untermench.

    Not at all. I just think that China has a better way of management when it comes to getting shit done.

    Our country was once the same way. building tall buildings with a surplus of real estate rather than not having enough.

    I havn't seen a "For rent" sign in years. even if you do, someone forgot to take it down. there are people in the Oakland and San Francisco area offering bonus to the owners of a few thousand if they're chosen as the new tenants.

    Build up and not out. how can retarded enviormentalist want a limit on building height not because of earthquake safety issues but rather in their little minds that somehow this would increase rent? so they chose to have subdivisions built out in the open land instead of preserving open prarie land for parks and hiking. if they had kept the fucking population in the big cities while working on the transpertation hub in the first place, we wouldn't have all this fucking shitty traffic for miles. rather high density foot traffic. but our roads would be for leaving the area for travel and for open spaces rather than trying to get home 60-70 miles out.

    China just throws up buildings once they tear an older structure down. they're all about getting shit done. keeping up with the needs of population growth
  12. #52
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by S6x Not at all. I just think that China has a better way of management when it comes to getting shit done.

    Our country was once the same way. building tall buildings with a surplus of real estate rather than not having enough.

    I havn't seen a "For rent" sign in years. even if you do, someone forgot to take it down. there are people in the Oakland and San Francisco area offering bonus to the owners of a few thousand if they're chosen as the new tenants.

    Build up and not out. how can retarded enviormentalist want a limit on building height not because of earthquake safety issues but rather in their little minds that somehow this would increase rent? so they chose to have subdivisions built out in the open land instead of preserving open prarie land for parks and hiking. if they had kept the fucking population in the big cities while working on the transpertation hub in the first place, we wouldn't have all this fucking shitty traffic for miles. rather high density foot traffic. but our roads would be for leaving the area for travel and for open spaces rather than trying to get home 60-70 miles out.

    China just throws up buildings once they tear an older structure down. they're all about getting shit done. keeping up with the needs of population growth

    Same shit here - Dublin is all about attracting multinationals, attracting immigrants, and building zero new housing for all the new people.

    It's deliberate.

    High rises are actually quite comfy, and even third worlders can throw them up without too much bother.
  13. #53
    esbity African Astronaut
    I remember I used to justify shoplifting but Would shun other things like identity theft. Later in life I starting taking out prepaid debit cards in other people's names and would use them to rip people on Amazon. Made $12k+ the first time.

    Who knows what I do now...
  14. #54
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aUl5R_1532265341
    lol
  15. #55
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cootehill https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aUl5R_1532265341
    lol

    But he was still in the store. Maybe he was just pocketing items to hold them, so that he could carry other items he was planning on buying.

    I do it all the time.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #56
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by esbity But he was still in the store. Maybe he was just pocketing items to hold them, so that he could carry other items he was planning on buying.

    I do it all the time.

    Weird, me too.
  17. #57
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by S6x China just throws up buildings once they tear an older structure down. they're all about getting shit done. keeping up with the needs of population growth

    if you likes china so much why dont you move here ???
  18. #58
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader if you likes china so much why dont you move here ???

    here? You're in China?

    I'm not Chinese for one. Because I like what they're doing doesn't mean I want to live there. Fix the shit here first. It's like going to another planet to spend all that energy terraforming it. What the fuck for.. fix the shit here first.
  19. #59
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by S6x here? You're in China?

    I'm not Chinese for one. Because I like what they're doing doesn't mean I want to live there. Fix the shit here first. It's like going to another planet to spend all that energy terraforming it. What the fuck for.. fix the shit here first.

    so can i move there ???
  20. #60
    Mexi-cunt Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q Why would I shoplift when I have the money to pay for my items? You're funny a/f

    I shoplift like a fucken cleptodemonic octopus.But only when i have enough money to buy a chup,a,chup during evac...
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