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Today begins the 30th rendition of Shark Week...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    My favorite shark is the shortfin mako. It's a pelagic shark. Hbu?
  2. #2
    X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X Houston [my furthermore sighted triumph]
    I love shark week. ๐Ÿฆˆ
  3. #3
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I've been up since 4am watching the Gorilla channel and snorting lines of ground up caffeine pills. I peed my pants a little earlier, but they have dried, so I will get another few days wear out of them.
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cootehill I've been up since 4am watching the Gorilla channel and snorting lines of ground up caffeine pills. I peed my pants a little earlier, but they have dried, so I will get another few days wear out of them.

    Lolol... great post... but Caffeine provides very poor euphoria. You should go with amphetamines next time.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X I love shark week. ๐Ÿฆˆ

    What's your god damn favorite shark, LJ?๐Ÿ˜†
  6. #6
    X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X Houston [my furthermore sighted triumph]
    The Great White, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X I love shark week. ๐Ÿฆˆ

    week my ass. where i live its shark life

    https://www.inquisitr.com/4985175/florida-beach-two-shark-attacks/

    http://www.brevardtimes.com/2018/05/boy-bitten-by-shark-in-cocoa-beach-florida/

    these are just the reported ones. i dont go to the beach as often as i used to so im not sure about currently, but way-back-when i did, during certain times of the year there were shark sightings that shut down the beaches by the lifeguards that never get reported in the MINITRU. when i was in HS at least once every month or two one of the surfer-dudes would be out of school for a week due to recovering in the hospital from a bite.
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Lolol… great post… but Caffeine provides very poor euphoria. You should go with amphetamines next time.

    not when someone doesnt have a tolerance. when i dont have a tolerance for it it gives me euphoria

    vyvanse (amphetamine) makes me hyper but no emotional difference in feeling
  9. #9
    X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X Houston [my furthermore sighted triumph]
    Yea, Iโ€™m scared of sharks and Iโ€™m from Florida. Everyone always says, โ€œthe chances of a shark bite is 1 in a millionโ€. Screw that! I donโ€™t believe it. I go the water about twice a year, and thatโ€™s after plenty of Captain & Cokes. Otherwise, my feet stay on land.
  10. #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    No swimming while menstruating, LJ!

    It's like a human smelling bacon to a shark.
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X Yea, Iโ€™m scared of sharks and Iโ€™m from Florida. Everyone always says, โ€œthe chances of a shark bite is 1 in a millionโ€. Screw that! I donโ€™t believe it. I go the water about twice a year, and thatโ€™s after plenty of Captain & Cokes. Otherwise, my feet stay on land.

    i have so many stories from ocean swims that include assorted forms of wildlife...

    my invention: cupping my hand and slamming it into the water made 100% of sea-creatures swim off. an entire school of mantas hauled ass when i did that. (they were the ones who mothered that inventional necessity)
  12. #12
    X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X Houston [my furthermore sighted triumph]
    Thanks for the advice, stl, but good there. Lol. Ya goofball.


    Fin, Iโ€™ll have to try that whole cupping of the hand on the water. My sister uses one of the noodles to bang on the water. Lmao
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X The Great White, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜—
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock not when someone doesnt have a tolerance. when i dont have a tolerance for it it gives me euphoria

    vyvanse (amphetamine) makes me hyper but no emotional difference in feeling

    Fascinating... thanks for enlightening me, Fin... you have displayed once again that one cannot assume how someone is going to react to chemical stimulation... because everyone's body chemistry is different. Bravo, my nigga..
  15. #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by X๐Ÿ’–X๐Ÿ’–X Thanks for the advice, stl, but good there. Lol. Ya goofball.


    Fin, Iโ€™ll have to try that whole cupping of the hand on the water. My sister uses one of the noodles to bang on the water. Lmao

    the noodle thing is probably a bad idea. it might sound like a flipper hitting the water to a shark or killer whale or something.

    the noise needs to be something that is unpleasant. the jist of what i do is that the cavitation of my hand going through the water makes a tiny shock wave of sound underwater that isnt something 'natural' that theyd be used to hearing. fish dont technically 'hear' sound the way people do...they more 'feel' it and with something that loud they want to avoid it.

    id prefer a grenade but they wont let me carry them around.
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  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock i have so many stories from ocean swims that include assorted forms of wildlife…

    my invention: cupping my hand and slamming it into the water made 100% of sea-creatures swim off. an entire school of mantas hauled ass when i did that. (they were the ones who mothered that inventional necessity)

    Please enlighten us to as many of those stories as possible, good sir.. we are avid fans of Mother Nature here in this thread.
  17. #17
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Fascinating… thanks for enlightening me, Fin… you have displayed once again that one cannot assume how someone is going to react to chemical stimulation… because everyone's body chemistry is different. Bravo, my nigga..

    thats why i wont take vyvanse on a regular basis. 100% of the people i have known who take it regularly have serious, serious, SEEERY-US mental issues. a chick i talk to hasnt taken it for a year and she still has nutso episodes. theyre entertaining when im not the subject of them.
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats why i wont take vyvanse on a regular basis. 100% of the people i have known who take it regularly have serious, serious, SEEERY-US mental issues. a chick i talk to hasnt taken it for a year and she still has nutso episodes. theyre entertaining when im not the subject of them.

    I got jacked from it and had a lot of euphoria...but I do not have ADD or ADHD.
    What do you mean nutso episodes? Like flashbacks?
  19. #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Please enlighten us to as many of those stories as possible, good sir.. we are avid fans of Mother Nature here in this thread.

    i posted them somewhere...one of the totses or spinoffs.

    the 'worst' one was i was off the coast where shore was only visible if i 'jumped' up out of the water. about 100 yards away from me i started noticing a large field of tiny splashes that looked like little fishes jumping out of the water. i didnt want any part of that party...whatever it was...so i started swimming perpendicular to them as fast as i could but even though i had flippers on they caught up to me like i was standing still. eventually i was completely surrounded by the splashes, which turned out to be mantas, which every once in awhile would come close enough to the surface to be visible. the last thing i needed was to be skewered like steve irwin so i did the cupped-hand slap thing several times and they hauled ass away.

    a lot of times when i was waaaay out, where shore was barely visible, dolphins would circle around me at a distance. the closest one ever came was about 75 feet or so.
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung I got jacked from it and had a lot of euphoria…but I do not have ADD or ADHD.
    What do you mean nutso episodes? Like flashbacks?

    i only took it for the mental benefits. i have a couple of significant performance tests in my future and i may take it for them. ill have to experiment with it more, first to be sure...with a possible hindrance is one of the performance tests involves a piss-test.

    the current nutso episodes consist of views on reality that include fantasy. aliens...NSA...paranoia (she literally videoed her mother yelling at her for being nutso and tried telling me her mother was conspiring to sell her into sex slavery. they generally last from about 30 minutes to an hour then shes back to normal sanity. coo coo.

    while she was prescribed vyvanse she would behave like that 24-7
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