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2018-07-15 at 11:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra lol, dissolve in a solvent and use a syringe or something to measure the liquid
lol, funny story actually. so i had 100mg of the xanax powder which is supposedly pharmaceutical grade, and i now belioeve probably is. so what i did was to line the whole 100mg up into one long thin line that was as even as i could judge it, then i measured it, it was exactly 22 1/2 cm, which was ideal as i wanted to start by splitting it into 5 equalish portions. so i did them all into 4 1/2 cms and wrapped 4 of them up. the other one i lined out again and split it into 10 which should all have been around the 2mg mark. i took 1 and wrapped the rest up.
so about 20/30 minutes later i could start to feel it but it didn't seem that strong, i was thinking at this point that there was powder stuck to the mirror and the cards and shit i was using, so maybe that affected the dosage, so i took another one. half hour after that i was buzzing like fuck. i went for a walk down the shops in the sunshine, it was lovely, then came back here, smoked some smack, had a small spliff, fucked about online for a bit and next thing i'm waking up next morning.
if you remember a few weeks back i broke my bed when banging some chick, well i still got a mattress on the floor that i'm sleeping on which is about 3 feet from my bathroom door. so i've woken up now to fucking water everywhere. the bathrooms flooded, my front room is flooded, the mattress i'm laying on is all soaking. and whats more i've no idea what's going on here. i check in the bathroom expecting a leak of some sort but there is none. the taps(faucets) are all off and everything. at some point while i was in xanxanland i must have flooded water everywhere. i dunno wtf i was doing, i have an absolute mental block. anyway i've barely been up half hour when i gets a knock, i scramble all my durgs and shit in the draw and go answer it to find heidi. heidi is one of the support workers from that hostel i was living at, and because its the same firm that own these flats they are here from time to time nosing up on us and shit. she's proper fit an all, i would totally bang. anyway she's on me about the water leaking and telling me the guy below me is furious because his tv and playstation all got soaked and are fucked. she said they were banging my door really hard last night trying to wake me up and asking why i didn't answer. i was still half asleep so the best i came up with was that i get insomnia, hadn't slept for a week and it had all caught up with me and i slept like a log. then i said i just woke up now and found the water everywhere but have no idea where it came from.
so i got a plumber coming here soon to check all the pipes and shit, altho i'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with them. but i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did that night to make all that fucking mess and flood my fucking flat. i went and saw the dude below me and he was ok tho. apparently they're paying him from insurance or summing so he seems over the moon about it actually. my other neighbor who is next door to him shoved his phone screen in my face showing that the dude was in prison for diddling with a 4 year old tho so fuck him the sick cunt. if what that's saying on google is true then i'ma think up some even more insidious ways to fuck with the sick cunt. that xanax powder tho is some pretty sick shit, but yeah i know it definitely requires caution when making up a dose hahahh
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2018-07-16 at 1:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist lol, funny story actually. so i had 100mg of the xanax powder which is supposedly pharmaceutical grade, and i now belioeve probably is. so what i did was to line the whole 100mg up into one long thin line that was as even as i could judge it, then i measured it, it was exactly 22 1/2 cm, which was ideal as i wanted to start by splitting it into 5 equalish portions. so i did them all into 4 1/2 cms and wrapped 4 of them up. the other one i lined out again and split it into 10 which should all have been around the 2mg mark. i took 1 and wrapped the rest up.
so about 20/30 minutes later i could start to feel it but it didn't seem that strong, i was thinking at this point that there was powder stuck to the mirror and the cards and shit i was using, so maybe that affected the dosage, so i took another one. half hour after that i was buzzing like fuck. i went for a walk down the shops in the sunshine, it was lovely, then came back here, smoked some smack, had a small spliff, fucked about online for a bit and next thing i'm waking up next morning.
if you remember a few weeks back i broke my bed when banging some chick, well i still got a mattress on the floor that i'm sleeping on which is about 3 feet from my bathroom door. so i've woken up now to fucking water everywhere. the bathrooms flooded, my front room is flooded, the mattress i'm laying on is all soaking. and whats more i've no idea what's going on here. i check in the bathroom expecting a leak of some sort but there is none. the taps(faucets) are all off and everything. at some point while i was in xanxanland i must have flooded water everywhere. i dunno wtf i was doing, i have an absolute mental block. anyway i've barely been up half hour when i gets a knock, i scramble all my durgs and shit in the draw and go answer it to find heidi. heidi is one of the support workers from that hostel i was living at, and because its the same firm that own these flats they are here from time to time nosing up on us and shit. she's proper fit an all, i would totally bang. anyway she's on me about the water leaking and telling me the guy below me is furious because his tv and playstation all got soaked and are fucked. she said they were banging my door really hard last night trying to wake me up and asking why i didn't answer. i was still half asleep so the best i came up with was that i get insomnia, hadn't slept for a week and it had all caught up with me and i slept like a log. then i said i just woke up now and found the water everywhere but have no idea where it came from.
so i got a plumber coming here soon to check all the pipes and shit, altho i'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with them. but i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did that night to make all that fucking mess and flood my fucking flat. i went and saw the dude below me and he was ok tho. apparently they're paying him from insurance or summing so he seems over the moon about it actually. my other neighbor who is next door to him shoved his phone screen in my face showing that the dude was in prison for diddling with a 4 year old tho so fuck him the sick cunt. if what that's saying on google is true then i'ma think up some even more insidious ways to fuck with the sick cunt. that xanax powder tho is some pretty sick shit, but yeah i know it definitely requires caution when making up a dose hahahh
#howaniggalive
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2018-07-16 at 2:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist lol, funny story actually. so i had 100mg of the xanax powder which is supposedly pharmaceutical grade, and i now belioeve probably is. so what i did was to line the whole 100mg up into one long thin line that was as even as i could judge it, then i measured it, it was exactly 22 1/2 cm, which was ideal as i wanted to start by splitting it into 5 equalish portions. so i did them all into 4 1/2 cms and wrapped 4 of them up. the other one i lined out again and split it into 10 which should all have been around the 2mg mark. i took 1 and wrapped the rest up.
so about 20/30 minutes later i could start to feel it but it didn't seem that strong, i was thinking at this point that there was powder stuck to the mirror and the cards and shit i was using, so maybe that affected the dosage, so i took another one. half hour after that i was buzzing like fuck. i went for a walk down the shops in the sunshine, it was lovely, then came back here, smoked some smack, had a small spliff, fucked about online for a bit and next thing i'm waking up next morning.
if you remember a few weeks back i broke my bed when banging some chick, well i still got a mattress on the floor that i'm sleeping on which is about 3 feet from my bathroom door. so i've woken up now to fucking water everywhere. the bathrooms flooded, my front room is flooded, the mattress i'm laying on is all soaking. and whats more i've no idea what's going on here. i check in the bathroom expecting a leak of some sort but there is none. the taps(faucets) are all off and everything. at some point while i was in xanxanland i must have flooded water everywhere. i dunno wtf i was doing, i have an absolute mental block. anyway i've barely been up half hour when i gets a knock, i scramble all my durgs and shit in the draw and go answer it to find heidi. heidi is one of the support workers from that hostel i was living at, and because its the same firm that own these flats they are here from time to time nosing up on us and shit. she's proper fit an all, i would totally bang. anyway she's on me about the water leaking and telling me the guy below me is furious because his tv and playstation all got soaked and are fucked. she said they were banging my door really hard last night trying to wake me up and asking why i didn't answer. i was still half asleep so the best i came up with was that i get insomnia, hadn't slept for a week and it had all caught up with me and i slept like a log. then i said i just woke up now and found the water everywhere but have no idea where it came from.
so i got a plumber coming here soon to check all the pipes and shit, altho i'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with them. but i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did that night to make all that fucking mess and flood my fucking flat. i went and saw the dude below me and he was ok tho. apparently they're paying him from insurance or summing so he seems over the moon about it actually. my other neighbor who is next door to him shoved his phone screen in my face showing that the dude was in prison for diddling with a 4 year old tho so fuck him the sick cunt. if what that's saying on google is true then i'ma think up some even more insidious ways to fuck with the sick cunt. that xanax powder tho is some pretty sick shit, but yeah i know it definitely requires caution when making up a dose hahahh
#howaniggalive
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2018-07-16 at 2:52 AM UTCCan someone please mail me some opiates my foot hurts and my Dr. Would understand. Thank you in advance and I look forward to taking your drugs in the future. Have a nice day
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2018-07-16 at 11:04 AM UTCFuck, the partial antagonist action of Crouton blocks even IV heroin
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2018-07-16 at 11:09 AM UTClol wat
I don't think it binds strongly enough to do that for normal people
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2018-07-16 at 11:10 AM UTC
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2018-07-16 at 1:59 PM UTC
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2018-07-16 at 2:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra he had a benzo blackout, lost a few hours, flooded his apartment and doesn't know how because there was no leak and taps weren't left on. pretty amusing, should at least skim
They came round earlier to look at the place and then said coz there's no sign of any fault that they're not gonna pay for the guys TV and shit and that I'd have to arrange some way to compensate him. Like I'm gonna give hundreds of pounds to some sick chomo over some shit I don't even remember doing, lol.
Tell you what pal, you give that poor little 4 year old girl her life back and then I'll give you your TV and PlayStation back. Sounds fair enough I reckon.
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2018-07-16 at 2:30 PM UTCWe need more enhancement for drugs.
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2018-07-16 at 3:53 PM UTC
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2018-07-16 at 5:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist They came round earlier to look at the place and then said coz there's no sign of any fault that they're not gonna pay for the guys TV and shit and that I'd have to arrange some way to compensate him. Like I'm gonna give hundreds of pounds to some sick chomo over some shit I don't even remember doing, lol.
Tell you what pal, you give that poor little 4 year old girl her life back and then I'll give you your TV and PlayStation back. Sounds fair enough I reckon.
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You should send him some fentanyl laced lube and a Nickelodeon magazine.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-16 at 5:54 PM UTCI read it.
My initial decision to not read is validated.
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2018-07-16 at 7:05 PM UTChave you ever used benzos? they're a lot like drinking, except compared to drinking hard they skip the 'sloppy drunk' step. you go straight from feeling good, to having a little trouble walking straight, to waking up 12 hours later in a garden wearing someone else's pants. I always found it amusing to backtrack your steps and try and work out wtf you did, pretending to be a detective looking for a retarded child that escaped a holding penThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-16 at 7:28 PM UTCI was never able to experience a happy benzo blackout unfortunately. 4mg alp wouldn't get me more than uncoordinated and I didn't want push it past that.
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2018-07-16 at 7:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra have you ever used benzos? they're a lot like drinking, except compared to drinking hard they skip the 'sloppy drunk' step. you go straight from feeling good, to having a little trouble walking straight, to waking up 12 hours later in a garden wearing someone else's pants. I always found it amusing to backtrack your steps and try and work out wtf you did, pretending to be a detective looking for a retarded child that escaped a holding pen
Nope, never have. But that sounds awful, lol. I also kind of hate getting drunk, so that doesn't seem like my scene. I got proper vodka piss drunk 2 weeks ago and I remembered why I don't do that more often. Just a few beers for me. -
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2018-07-16 at 7:30 PM UTCLe Toucan has arrived
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2018-07-16 at 7:33 PM UTCI'm very proud to say that I destroyed my life with benzos and now get to enjoy the fun of rebuilding from a scorched foundation. Definitely use them in excess, you won't be sorry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-16 at 7:35 PM UTCAlternatively, they are one of the best choices for temporary relief of anxiety when used in moderation, but I'd rather have three weeks of exaggerated anxiety and one week I can't remember before I get the next bottle.
