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  1. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla ur gonna have a really really bad time if you do this

    Have you tried it? What was bad about it?
  2. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stare rape July 4 was yesterday

    2 bad

    2 sad

    2 late by 2 hours

    typical too eaker.
  3. Originally posted by DietPiano Hey thanks for the encouragement it is sooooooooo good to hear it!

    I'm never taking melatonin ever again. I use to take it every day for about a month and I got these dreadful vivid dreams every night and I when I realized what was causing it, I cut that out. Skip to today, I tried it because I could not sleep for the life of me, and I woke up from a half-sleep within an hour and literally saw my bedroom door opening for no reason and and got this intense panic thinking someone was going to come in and rob me but I couldn't wake up from sleep paralysis. Felt like I was about to seize and screamed softly.

    I dunno if this is me being crazy or not, but a thunderstorm went off and it sounded and felt like a bomb and shook the building.

    I'll bite the bullet and try using dph if I need to from now on, I stopped usong it completely after a bad deleriant experience in HS gave it a crappy feeling to me, like when you throw up after eating a certain food that makes you not want to eat that food for quite a while. Took a couple and it wasn't as bad as I remember though.

    Let's deliver my diddly-diddly deeds

    Hey buddy, you don't need to take melatonin every day. You literally need it ONCE: it resets your sleep schedule whenever you take it by causing a spike in your melatonin levels.

    You take it one day to set your melatonin spike to THAT time. Then you preserve that sleep schedule by turning off the lights and hitting the sack the subsequent days.

    Regularity is #1, have a routine, you don't need to take melatonin every day, that will fuck with your shit.

    You also don't need high doses, make sure you only take one capsule or whatever, more isn't stronger.

    Ffs people, I swear you guys are just addicted to the idea of taking a pill and fixing a problem.
  4. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I love how none of these retarded protesters gave a shit about illegals being seperated from their families when Clinton, Obama, and both Bushes did it, but now that Trump is doing it OMG SO FUCKING HORRIBLE HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Ffs people, I swear you guys are just addicted to the idea of taking a pill and fixing a problem.

    welcome to western society, enjoy your stay
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  6. Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by stare rape I love how none of these retarded protesters gave a shit about illegals being seperated from their families when Clinton, Obama, and both Bushes did it, but now that Trump is doing it OMG SO FUCKING HORRIBLE HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS

    People get worked up about whatever you tell them to get worked up about.

    jedis are running black market organ rings and shooting Palestinian kids on their border, and no one cares about that.
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  7. Originally posted by stare rape I love how none of these retarded protesters gave a shit about illegals being seperated from their families when Clinton, Obama, and both Bushes did it, but now that Trump is doing it OMG SO FUCKING HORRIBLE HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS

    Do you believe that ICE's actions under Trump are the exact same as under the others?
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Do you believe that ICE's actions under Trump are the exact same as under the others?

    as I understand it he's just tasked them with actively enforcing existing law, is this not the case?

    I'm not being sarcastic by the way, internal US politics don't typically concern me much
  9. Originally posted by aldra as I understand it he's just tasked them with actively enforcing existing law, is this not the case?

    I'm not being sarcastic by the way, internal US politics don't typically concern me much

    It has nothing to do with enforcing immigration law.

    During the Bush and Obama years, immigrants and asylum seekers were kept in family detention i.e. their families were housed together during whatever processing they needed to undergo.

    Now, regardless of the circumstances of the case, the adults and children are always processed and detained separately as a policy, with no possibility to see them at all during processing.

    The issue isn't "let immigrant stay we love illegals", it is to continue doing family detention rather than literally having men with guns and body armor tear children out of their mother's arms and keep them in a separate detention facility. Even little mexican children can and will suffer trauma from that, y'know.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain It has nothing to do with enforcing immigration law.

    During the Bush and Obama years, immigrants and asylum seekers were kept in family detention i.e. their families were housed together during whatever processing they needed to undergo.

    Now, regardless of the circumstances of the case, the adults and children are always processed and detained separately as a policy, with no possibility to see them at all during processing.

    The issue isn't "let immigrant stay we love illegals", it is to continue doing family detention rather than literally having men with guns and body armor tear children out of their mother's arms and keep them in a separate detention facility. Even little mexican children can and will suffer trauma from that, y'know.

    didn't Trump just mandate that the other day with an executive order?
  11. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    For over a month now I have been trying to find some light-hearted humor to play off of.

    Not happening anymore.

    Too sour, dour, and prunish.
  12. Originally posted by aldra didn't Trump just mandate that the other day with an executive order?

    No, it's not an executive order, it's part of a "zero tolerance policy".

    Essentially every single case is arrested and prosecuted criminally. Before, processing happened with family detention and didn't necessarily have to end up with criminal prosecution, it could even end with being granted asylum. Even if they were not granted asylum, they were then deported as a family. It only escalated to criminal prosecution if the nature of the case warranted it, which is when any separation happened. That seemed like a pretty reasonable way to handle things. Currently, regardless of the circumstances, adults will be separated from children instantly and prosecuted criminally.
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  13. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Conservatives.........What is more cost effective?

    1. Lock up the adults, become guardian of dependent children, process court hearings ----

    or

    2. Take adult (s) and child (ren) back to border and send them across?
  14. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Man, anybody remember when you were going to be there to lock up the taste of the same way other drugs do you think it is a replacement for the DSM of a nice nug and dip it into your mouth or mouth or something like that it is a total turnoff for me to not think about it for a while ago and I went to the doctor to see if I could get a better understanding of what I need to do to get my hands down the mountain when she comes to the house and I am perfectly fine with this is the best thing to do with the peeps on tonight
  15. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Captain No, it's not an executive order, it's part of a "zero tolerance policy".

    Essentially every single case is arrested and prosecuted criminally. Before, processing happened with family detention and didn't necessarily have to end up with criminal prosecution, it could even end with being granted asylum. Even if they were not granted asylum, they were then deported as a family. It only escalated to criminal prosecution if the nature of the case warranted it, which is when any separation happened. That seemed like a pretty reasonable way to handle things. Currently, regardless of the circumstances, adults will be separated from children instantly and prosecuted criminally.

    Alright, fine. But perhaps they should try immigrating legally? They're giving everyone who is here legally a bad name, and they all get lumped together. Clearly the compassionate way has not worked.

    And the people that are for open borders literally have automated machine guns on their borders

    I do have hope for the mexicans with their new president, he was vilified and slandered by the media just like trump and that's usually a good thing
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  16. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Man, anybody remember when you were going to be there to lock up the taste of the same way other drugs do you think it is a replacement for the DSM of a nice nug and dip it into your mouth or mouth or something like that it is a total turnoff for me to not think about it for a while ago and I went to the doctor to see if I could get a better understanding of what I need to do to get my hands down the mountain when she comes to the house and I am perfectly fine with this is the best thing to do with the peeps on tonight

    I sincerely hope you're alright, this doesn't really sound healthy
  17. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by stare rape I sincerely hope you're alright, this doesn't really sound healthy

    Yeah I'm fine, but the opposite is true for me to not be temporarily banned if they are confident in your ability to be able to notice by how it feels 5 to be a good fit for the position of the person who is willing to switch your sunday night for my Sunday morning job and I am perfectly fine at this moment and I am not black or anyone else who is a good fit for the job and I am not black and I am perfectly fine with that troll is degenerate and I am perfectly fine at this is the post of the day
  18. §m£ÂgØL you quit it. Quit it right now.
  19. Originally posted by stare rape Alright, fine. But perhaps they should try immigrating legally?

    Why do you think they travel hundreds of miles under squalid conditions, seriously risking death and injury, to do it illegally?


    They're giving everyone who is here legally a bad name

    How?

    and they all get lumped together.

    Is that not just a problem of stupid people lumping them together?

    Clearly the compassionate way has not worked.

    How so? There was literally nothing wrong with the way it was being done before. Families were kept together and processed together, then either granted asylum together or deported together. What benefit does America get from immediately escalating to criminal prosecution?

    The current stance is transparent political posturing to show a "tough on illegals" stance. It doesn't benefit anyone.

    And the people that are for open borders literally have automated machine guns on their borders

    ???

    I do have hope for the mexicans with their new president, he was vilified and slandered by the media just like trump and that's usually a good thing

    If that's honestly the metric on which you judge a politician, then I feel sad for you.
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