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How to rob a bank and get away with it II
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2018-07-03 at 6:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL You'd have to be pretty naive to think banks don't have a master key to all their safety deposit boxes. What do you think they do if a customer disappears with their key, jackhammer out the old box and install a new one? Give me a break. And, no, vaults are not on timers. Walk into just about any bank and you can plainly see the vault is wide open during business hours. The manager leaves early? How the fuck would you know? And ATMs usually contain about $100,000 during open hours, and less than $10,000 during non-business hours. I don't know where you're getting your info, but you should change subscriptions.
ATMs are not stocked with that much. I used to work ATM security and fruad at 2 different banks. I won't say how much but it's a lot less. what they do is refill from a safe room. and they have to contact security monitoring with times.
and for the Safe Deposit.. they just call a locksmith. these things happen all the time. people don't turn in their keys. I think they have 2 months to report their intentions if they stop paying for deposit boxes by closing out an account (they're billed once a year at most banks)
I want a job as a locksmith but the strange thing is they almost always pass those jobs down in the family business. those jobs can pay really well. 120-200 bucks to change out a Safe Deposit box I believe. depending on the size and it's lock type. -
2018-07-03 at 6:39 PM UTCThey have master keys, they just don't publish the fact. Why the hell would you pay hundreds of dollars for a locksmith when you can just open it with a key? Banks didn't get rich by being stupid. As for the ATM, ATMs are designed to hold a maximum of $200,000.
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2018-07-03 at 6:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL They have master keys, they just don't publish the fact. Why the hell would you pay hundreds of dollars for a locksmith when you can just open it with a key? Banks didn't get rich by being stupid. As for the ATM, ATMs are designed to hold a maximum of $200,000.
Because you will get billed the amount for calling in a locksmith?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-03 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2018-07-03 at 6:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, any bank worth their salt would do both. They would use the master key and then bill the client for a locksmith visit that never happened. That's the way they actually do business.
Well.. maybe Wells Fargo might. they've done some nasty tricks in the past. I was one of those Quota/false account you requested to be open.
also this 6 dollar a month feature. first few months free .
Me: I don't want it.
Her: I'll just give it to you and then if you don't respond to keeping it I'll close it for you
me: thats OK no
Her: don't worry.
billed a year later.
And I got my motha fuck'n money BACK! -
2018-07-05 at 1:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL They have master keys, they just don't publish the fact. Why the hell would you pay hundreds of dollars for a locksmith when you can just open it with a key? Banks didn't get rich by being stupid. As for the ATM, ATMs are designed to hold a maximum of $200,000.
in $1 notes ??? -
2018-07-05 at 2:04 AM UTC
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2018-07-05 at 2:09 AM UTC
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2018-07-05 at 2:45 AM UTC
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2018-07-05 at 4:47 AM UTC#3
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2018-07-05 at 5:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Seven thousand and five hundred $20 bills ($150,000)
One thousand $50 bills ($50,000)
Head teller or bank managers job is to constantly check for deposits in the ATM structure. again, they walk into the back area where their break rooms are and in a pocketed back area is the ATM and they load them right there and they grab envelopes and process daily drops multiple times a day. the average person grabs 60 dollars out. some 20 and some 300 or more (some are maxed out at 500 but I believe most banks still have 300 limit? it's been 20 plus years for me)
I don't think the average bank has 1000 hits on atms. it's in the hundreds at best. the manager or HT is filling the machine.
Weekends might carry a full 100k or more. but machines just shut down when nearing low reserves. "use other machine" -
2018-07-05 at 6:10 AM UTCQ --- hmmmm -- ok
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2018-07-05 at 6:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I think if I was gonna rob someone at gunpoint or knife point even id probably just choose a wealthy secluded type neighborhood and an elderly couple. Like just walk up and knock on the door and when they answer just fucking get in their face with death threats if they don't give you all their cash or valuables.
I'd have a good plan like wearing a disguise and a good getaway route probably on foot so there's no cameras that could identify me or a vehicle.
Actually fuck it I'm gonna do this today.
bicycle is way quicker than feet.
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2018-07-05 at 6:58 AM UTCHow much does the bank weigh?
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2018-07-05 at 7:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL You'd have to be pretty naive to think banks don't have a master key to all their safety deposit boxes. What do you think they do if a customer disappears with their key, jackhammer out the old box and install a new one? Give me a break. And, no, vaults are not on timers. Walk into just about any bank and you can plainly see the vault is wide open during business hours. The manager leaves early? How the fuck would you know? And ATMs usually contain about $100,000 during open hours, and less than $10,000 during non-business hours. I don't know where you're getting your info, but you should change subscriptions.
you'd have to be pretty naive to think that banks keep the master key right there in the safety deposit vault or even on the premises. and vaults would never be left wide open and certainly not within full view of customers where it would just be inviting people to rob them, silly. plus most have an inner locked gate as well as a safe door if they are of the walk in type. even the inner gates are pretty solid requiring a good half hour with power tools to break them.
you're right about managers tho, there has to be somebody in charge there at all times, if not the manager then his assistant manager.
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2018-07-05 at 7:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL They have master keys, they just don't publish the fact. Why the hell would you pay hundreds of dollars for a locksmith when you can just open it with a key? Banks didn't get rich by being stupid. As for the ATM, ATMs are designed to hold a maximum of $200,000.
actually i'm pretty sure them having a master key would breach the terms of service for the contract that you set up when you take out a safety deposit box. i mean what would be the point of taking one out if the bank staff could just have a look through it whenever they felt like it? i would imagine there would be some formality they would have to go through to open one anyway. either a court warrant or a specific time period where by you failed to respond.
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2018-07-05 at 12:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist actually i'm pretty sure them having a master key would breach the terms of service for the contract that you set up when you take out a safety deposit box
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Banks lie and don't care about any contracts or warrants. They are in it for the money, not in it to be honest and truthful and legit. -
2018-07-05 at 2:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL Banks lie and don't care about any contracts or warrants. They are in it for the money, not in it to be honest and truthful and legit.
even still there'd be no reason to keep that key at the premises. they would just make a call to head office that would go something like..
'hey, we gotta deposit box here that nobody has responded to for months now, could you send somebody over with the key to open it for us, thanks.'
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2018-07-05 at 4:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist even still there'd be no reason to keep that key at the premises. they would just make a call to head office that would go something like..
'hey, we gotta deposit box here that nobody has responded to for months now, could you send somebody over with the key to open it for us, thanks.'
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That's exactly what happens. -
2018-07-05 at 4:45 PM UTCTime your ATM withdrawal at just the right time when the bank accesses the ATM to conduct daily balances. The withdrawal feature will be wide-open and won't stop spewing money until the ATM is rempty. Voila!
