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1. 2018-06-14 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #101
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by greenplastic what are they going to do, waterboard me?

   
   Perjury is a serious crime, you can go to jail for it.
2. 2018-06-14 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #102
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny Perjury is a serious crime, you can go to jail for it.

   
   Unless you're Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder, Susan Rice, James Clapper, Loretta Lynch, James Comey, John Brennan or Andrew McCabe, that is.
3. 2018-06-14 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Perjury is a serious crime, you can go to jail for it.

   
   does simply not speaking constitute perjury?
4. 2018-06-15 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #104
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny blah blah long way to explain things

   
   Hey Lanny.. r u suppressing my posts?
   
   don't go demonic on me
5. 2018-06-15 at 2:12 AM UTC

   #105
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Unless you're Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder, Susan Rice, James Clapper, Loretta Lynch, James Comey, John Brennan or Andrew McCabe, that is.

   
   Do you think anyone here is any of those people? No? Then who gives a shit?
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by greenplastic does simply not speaking constitute perjury?

   
   Pretty sure. "Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth" and all, although I can't actually cite any case law.
   
   

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Hey Lanny.. r u suppressing my posts?
   
   don't go demonic on me

   
   No one is suppressing your posts, that's just schizophrenia. I've dealt with enough forum stupidity today, I don't need any more thanks.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ghost, 
   • Ensign Galm
6. 2018-06-15 at 2:44 AM UTC

   #106
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny Do you think anyone here is any of those people? No? Then who gives a shit?

   
   You seem salty.
7. 2018-06-17 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #107
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Do you think anyone here is any of those people? No? Then who gives a shit?
   
   
   
   
   
   Pretty sure. "Truth, whole truth, nothing but the truth" and all, although I can't actually cite any case law.
   
   
   
   No one is suppressing your posts, that's just schizophrenia. I've dealt with enough forum stupidity today, I don't need any more thanks.

   
   i'll just pretend to have a seizure and shit my pants every time they make me take the stand
8. 2018-06-17 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #108
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Awkward moment when I am at your house, drinking ayahuasca with you, and I look at you dead-set and say, "I want to have sex with your mom".
9. 2018-06-17 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #109
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace Awkward moment when I am at your house, drinking ayahuasca with you, and I look at you dead-set and say, "I want to have sex with your mom".

   
   that does sound like it would be pretty awkward lol
10. 2018-06-17 at 6:02 PM UTC

    #110
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Anyone over 26 years should be turned into Soylent like Logan's Run
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
11. 2018-06-17 at 8:50 PM UTC

    #111
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    
12. 2018-06-17 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #112
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    
13. 2018-06-18 at 5 AM UTC

    #113
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i lived by myself since i was 18

    
    Doesn't count if your parents still pay the bills
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    • Lanny
14. 2018-06-18 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #114
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock

    
    lol what
15. 2018-06-19 at 7:11 AM UTC

    #115
    xy0 Houston [scull my yellowish-beige sinhalese]
    wtf
16. 2018-06-19 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #116
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby that shit is hilarious, my dad is actually kind of funny. he's like "doug well… i guess you dug your own hole…"
    
    he's right i guess ahahahhaah

    
    Doug your own hole
17. 2018-06-19 at 11:55 AM UTC

    #117
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    HAHAHA IS FUNNY BECAUSE THAT IS ALSO HIS NAME
18. 2019-06-18 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #118
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by RisiR † They can't deal with the fact that some junkie motherfuckers actually got a grip on reality (kinda).
    
    You listen to rap
    You post a lot
    You like to do drugs
    
    =
    
    You live in a basement

    
    fuckin' stereotypes.
19. 2019-06-27 at 8:34 AM UTC

    #119
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    how do they work
20. 2019-06-27 at 8:39 AM UTC

    #120
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Didnt I just post in this Fred?
    
    
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