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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † He flew from the mainland as the oven was awaiting him.

    he flew from the mainland to be an engineer for tx instruments in the 70's and fuck asian bitches in tokyo. seems pretty rad man
  2. #22
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    So do all you niggas live in your parents basements?
  3. #23
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Not all of us can offer our bodily holes in exchange for a place to sleep in a nice house.
  4. #24
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand So do all you niggas live in your parents basements?

    nah i live in a office which i use as my filthy bachelor pad , or i sleep in my van when i wanna go do stuff somewhere else
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  5. #25
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by EllariaSand So do all you niggas live in your parents basements?

    i lived by myself since i was 18
  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † Not all of us can offer our bodily holes in exchange for a place to sleep in a nice house.

    you sleep with your whore old mother
  7. #27
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Stop trying to be like me, Doug. It's pathetic.
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  8. #28
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i lived by myself since i was 18

    until your black boyfriends come back
  9. #29
    HTS highlight reel
    Being a degenerate must be hard for you OP.
  10. #30
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic and your moms like "lets talk about addiction"

    and ur like "nah i just want to sit here and listen to brand new mom fuck off"

    I'm poor and living partly out of my car and seperated. I have a Job. I still owe (homeless) about 1700 a month between 580 for car, 400 for monthly gas (if not more) 100 or more for snacks (sometimes a week for redbull and monsters and high calerie shit to keep me awake), 160 for insurance for rideshare/livery, food, occasional clothing expenses and mother fucking car washes. (plus I pay for internet to stay at my girlfriends more days of the week than before and cellphone for girlfriend and myself unlimited with 10gigs of Mifi is 150 a month)



    but at 29 I was employed and married with 1 kid and 1 on the way at 29. OMG cut the got damn tether already. Dude, you're going to end up like CNN Mellenial Douche! This coming from me. You're joking or mocking another person, right? you're really living at home at 29? My "Step Brother" was 29 and living off of his dad.. but finally he got a kick ass Job working on Semi Trucks as a mechanic but up intil 30 that fucking lazy cunt worked on his own car and smoked pot all day long with his friends that used to be mine (like 6 years younger than him)
    weird but he got his shit together at 30.

  11. #31
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    BTW I respect the stepbrother after 30.. just not before. He also talked a lot of shit to my mom and would mock her voice all of the time.

    and up until 30, I always thought he was a bit of a fairy
  12. #32
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Uhmm, sounds like your brother did the right thing and you got cucked.

    What is he doing now? Is he living in his car?
  13. #33
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Uhmm, sounds like your brother did the right thing and you got cucked.

    What is he doing now? Is he living in his car?

    No, he might be dying of cancer. it's pretty sad. Yeah I thought he was a douche but I mean.. breaking bread for years and Christmas and an occasional kegger party and stuff. Lots of bike ride (like touring for miles-10 speeds) around a lake and umm I didn't smoke pot much but I got drunk on beer and contact high in the car with all the windows rolled up.. occasionally i would take a hit or do a bong-rip. though we said Bong-Grip ... "hold on tight mother fucka!"
  14. #34
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    The cancer is probably not his fault. I hope everything goes well for him. Sounds like a good dude.
  15. #35
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † The cancer is probably not his fault. I hope everything goes well for him. Sounds like a good dude.

    Cancer really isn't ever your fault unless it's lung cancer and you smoked like a chiminy. or not.. they say it's genetics and will happen regardless of what you do.. you don't cause it, but you can speed up the process of it with substance abuse?

    thanks. I hope so too. I'd rather him be alive and talk shit about him (mostly playfully or half hearted anger) than have him pass away. he's too premature to die in his 50s.

    and a Father should never have to bury a son. his Dad is still alive in his 80s. I feel bad for him as well. regardless of the history of disfunctional behavior .. humorous times over power those other shitty days. for most families anyways.
  16. #36
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    I’m always somewhat thrown when these threads actually evolve into real stuff that makes sense.....😳
  17. #37
    goddammit, why does everyone think i live with my parents lol
  18. #38
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Seems about right....

  19. #39
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by greenplastic goddammit, why does everyone think i live with my parents lol

    They can't deal with the fact that some junkie motherfuckers actually got a grip on reality (kinda).

    You listen to rap
    You post a lot
    You like to do drugs

    =

    You live in a basement
  20. #40
    I listen to rap
    I post a lot
    I like to do drugs

    BUT

    I live in the basement of my own house
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