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  1. #41
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    me and beige warlock are building a basement-digging / home addition startup
  2. #42
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    The fuck is wrong with living in a basement?! I literally have 2 empty rooms upstairs and choose to reside in this majestic underground chamber.
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  3. #43
    xy0 Houston
    Originally posted by A College Professor me and beige warlock are building a basement-digging / home addition startup

    Can you turn crawlspaces into two stories ?
  4. #44
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by xy0 Can you turn crawlspaces into two stories ?

    Absolutely, we are even capable of growing a house that currently sits on a slab foundation in any direction. We dig a basement out as deep as is feasible under not only the house but basically the entire footprint of the lot. If the house doesn't already utilize the maximum height and percentage of lot-fill for the parcel's zoning then we will grow it up and out as much as is permissible.

    Typically we add a car elevator in the garage space which serves the basement, allowing a house that had storage for one car to now house 4-6 cars. We generally build small studio apartment style accommodations into our other added space, commonly about 300 square foot apiece.

    Fire alarm and fire suppression systems are installed, and a small passenger elevator is also put in place. We prefer to acquire two (or more) side by side row-houses where we can easily conjoin the buildings with the elevator shaft, to save money allowing the costly elevator to serve more residents. We also can interconnect the parking level of the basements, again allowing for savings by eliminating "redundant" car elevators and ventilation equipment.
  5. #45
    xy0 Houston
    What is the general cost for this service? I've been quoted about 40K to turn my crawlspace (maybe 800 square feet, about 4' clearance joined to the basement with a little door, it houses the hvac and pipes with a dirt floor, but is tidy) into a third story. That is a bit much for me, considering another contractor quoted the same price to ADD another level on top. I suppose the latter is a bit harder to permit though

    EDIT: 450 square feet just measured
  6. #46
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † Stop trying to be like me, Doug. It's pathetic.

    how am i trying to be like you?
  7. #47
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic goddammit, why does everyone think i live with my parents lol

    probably because they are losers projecting
  8. #48
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    "son, we need to talk. I had hoped we would never have to have this conversation but the time has come. Brands New is for faggots who cut themselves, this has to stop."

    "You just don't get it ma, God and the Devil was a seminal work that capstoned and defined a number of disparate musical threads running throughout the late 90s and 2000s."

    "It's worse than I thought, I'm calling 911"
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  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by aldra last time I spazzed out on ambien my girlfriend called my mum and asked her what to do

    "I dunno he's your problem now"

    You're your girlfriend's inheritance from your mother.
  10. #50
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sucks to be her I guess
  11. #51
    I consider anyone past 25 to be old.
  12. #52
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Tony Hawk I consider anyone past 25 to be old.

    i consider anyone under 30 a kid



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  13. #53
    Originally posted by greenplastic and your moms like "lets talk about addiction"

    and ur like "nah i just want to sit here and listen to brand new mom fuck off"

    Marry me? Brand New is my favorite band but only when I’m depressed.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Lanny "son, we need to talk. I had hoped we would never have to have this conversation but the time has come. Brands New is for faggots who cut themselves, this has to stop."

    "You just don't get it ma, God and the Devil was a seminal work that capstoned and defined a number of disparate musical threads running throughout the late 90s and 2000s."

    "It's worse than I thought, I'm calling 911"

    Fuck Lanny this was dead on. Lol
  15. #55
    Technologist victim of incest
    I had the “drug” discussion with my son when he was in his early teens. After he hit 18, all his screw ups are his to own. His mistakes his consequences. I’m not here to save him. He will learn on his own. Anddddd, trust me, he’s learning!
  16. #56
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
  17. #57
    RestStop Space Nigga
    MOM "Hey RestStop, what have you been into?"
    Me "Oh you know. Just methin' around."
  18. #58
    Originally posted by -mal- Marry me? Brand New is my favorite band but only when I’m depressed.

    Have you heard their new(ish) album? It’s really good, probably their best yet
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Kinks My mom just screams at me and jumps straight to “DO I NEED TO DRIVE YOU TO A REHAB?”

    Lololol, it’s getting to that point. Luckily they know about maybe 5% of my drug use
  20. #60
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Well, my mom says this kinda shit when I’m sober. When I’m high no one really complains.
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