2018-06-12 at 5:12 PM UTC
and your moms like "lets talk about addiction"
and ur like "nah i just want to sit here and listen to brand new mom fuck off"
2018-06-12 at 5:13 PM UTC
I rarely talk to my mom at age 29.
2018-06-12 at 5:20 PM UTC
miss u mom ever since that car took you away
2018-06-12 at 5:26 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
last time I spazzed out on ambien my girlfriend called my mum and asked her what to do
"I dunno he's your problem now"
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2018-06-12 at 5:27 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Your girlfriend is a pussy
When I overdosed my ex on methadone I just slapped him awake every few minutes
2018-06-12 at 5:29 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
yeah, I was pretty mad about that actually. I wasn't even doing anything really bad, just talking absolute rubbish and rearranging everything
2018-06-12 at 5:33 PM UTC
when they no longer call you brother tickles! but uncle pervert instead.
its all down hill from there on and its only a matter of time when you stopped being that playful brother that provide hours and hours of playful and fun tickles! to that of being a pesky uncle that they have to keep swatting your hands off from their
no touch zones.
2018-06-12 at 5:43 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
My mom just screams at me and jumps straight to “DO I NEED TO DRIVE YOU TO A REHAB?”
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2018-06-12 at 6:08 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
general pazey duznt lia k me.
2018-06-12 at 7:07 PM UTC
i don't live with my mom this happened on the phone
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2018-06-12 at 7:11 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
My dad asked me the other day in a very serious voice over the phone "Are you a drug head?" "Son you need to keep your nose clean"
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2018-06-12 at 7:15 PM UTC
Larry the jedi knows a thing or two about noses.
2018-06-12 at 7:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
My dad asked me the other day in a very serious voice over the phone "Are you a drug head?" "Son you need to keep your nose clean"
lol same my parents are stuck in their fuckin 70s opinions about the world. my dad will tell me to do something kinda out of place and im just like thats not the way shit works anymore but i just have to say "alright yea sure i'll do that" because if i say he's wrong he'll just reassert his opinion
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2018-06-12 at 8:03 PM UTC
He flew from the mainland as the oven was awaiting him.
