Turning yourself in for a crime you didn't commit

1. 2018-06-04 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Captain.

   
   Good to see you on the monitor, nigga.
2. 2018-06-04 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #42
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Earl.
3. 2018-06-04 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Ask a homeless person. They may have tried it already lol.
4. 2018-06-05 at 12:29 AM UTC

   #44
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What about my rape question? Address it.
5. 2018-06-05 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   No, but they might call a psych ward or something lol
6. 2018-06-05 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks No, but they might call a psych ward or something lol

   
   If your boyfriend ever breaks up with you, you should PM me. I'll fly you out to Miami, we'll party.
7. 2018-06-05 at 12:57 AM UTC

   #47
   

   Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Nah
8. 2018-06-05 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   She don't have a boyfriend, so that's a double burn!
9. 2018-06-05 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #49
   xox_LJ_xox African Astronaut [the cut facile neurotrichus]
   Don’t know, and wouldn’t wanna try it either.
10. 2018-06-05 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Making a false claim of a crime...is a crime
    
    Like Bishes that say a dude raped them (because he didn’t call after he got the booty)
11. 2018-06-05 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks Nah

    
    Y baby
12. 2018-06-05 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Archer513 Making a false claim of a crime…is a crime
    
    Like Bishes that say a dude raped them (because he didn’t call after he got the booty)

    
    Yes but in my scenario they can't prove anything one way or another. I'm not confessing to a crime someone else committed, but one that never happened. No evidence no names no shit. I just say "I definitely murdered someone earlier." Nothing else.
    
    I'm thinking the answer is likely gonna be no, they couldn't arrest you for it or very likely wouldn't. Still didn't formally look it up yet just goin off of vibez and deez here thread replybz.
13. 2018-06-05 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #53
    

    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Captain Y baby

    
    Because I have the Tutti Fucking Frutti she wants and needs.
14. 2018-06-05 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Those little penny candies were good we used to go as young lads and buy 100 for a buck making the adult behind the counter count them all out while we watched on feeling all important and shit
15. 2018-06-05 at 2:11 AM UTC

    #55
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by coolbreeze Because I have the Tutti Fucking Frutti she wants and needs.

    
    Fona she will nevar luv yiu
16. 2018-06-05 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #56
    

    coolbreeze Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Captain Fona she will nevar luv yiu

    
    You don't have a fucking clue JACKASS!
17. 2018-06-06 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Symbiote Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Kinks Ask a homeless person. They may have tried it already lol.

    
    grew up in a midwest shit town
    
    one of the local hobos would wait until the weather started to turn cold, then do something that was just enough to get locked up for most of the winter
    
    the cops knew what he was doing and expected it. i figure they probably had him clean the jail or something
18. 2018-06-06 at 5:23 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    It’s what I would do if I was homeless lol
19. 2018-06-09 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Yes but in my scenario they can't prove anything one way or another. I'm not confessing to a crime someone else committed, but one that never happened. No evidence no names no shit. I just say "I definitely murdered someone earlier." Nothing else.
    
    I'm thinking the answer is likely gonna be no, they couldn't arrest you for it or very likely wouldn't. Still didn't formally look it up yet just goin off of vibez and deez here thread replybz.

    
    Depending on how you phrase it and how much "thought" was put into it they might be able to give you a conspiracy to commmit murder charge. But if you're very unconvincing or they look at your story and nothing checks out you'll get a lying to the police charge and sent to a psych instituition for a short while depending on how the judge feels about your potential for danger to the community.