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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Obbe

    is that from the same giant and the elf video

    I watched it, was kind of weird
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    She could also climb on a young nigga's pole :

  3. Originally posted by RestStop This thread needs more..you guessed it..Tana!


    Your obsession is just a cringefest at this point. That woman probably has a hundred other guys just as thirsty for her annoying ass as you are.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice Your obsession is just a cringefest at this point. That woman probably has a hundred other guys just as thirsty for her annoying ass as you are.

    I have several obsessions, nigga. Particularly when the plug gonna have them bags in.
  5. Originally posted by Solstice Your obsession is just a cringefest at this point. That woman probably has a hundred other guys just as thirsty for her annoying ass as you are.

    shut the fuck up, alt.

    This post reeks of hansen.
  6. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Spice isn't physically addictive, faggot ass lying nigga.

    I do understand your craving it, though. I quit it years ago and I still kinda wanna smoke it. It made everything hilarious and fun.
  7. Originally posted by NARCassist



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    Depends on how good she smells
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by DietPiano Depends on how good she smells

    lock her in a room for a few days without water and she'd smell awesome.

    turn the heating up and it'll be even better.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop She could also climb on a young nigga's pole :


    is that lady gaga?



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  10. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist is that lady gaga?



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    YAS fam YASS.
  11. >LADY

  12. Smell can turn the averagest of the average looking into

    I wanna stop and talk to you for a long time!

    Quicker than clothes or makeup, it enhances your natural features 10 fold to me.



    Or, it can ruin an image if that same average looker smells like sweat, rubella, clostridium.

    I still remember this Olive Garden waitress from when I was 17 who looked unremarkable but smelled like one of the best smells I have ever smelt. When she left the table I had to keep smelling because that smell. I may never smell anyone who smells that good ever again.
  13. What did her asshole taste like?.
  14. Originally posted by Something Squirrel What did her asshole taste like?.

    Those those those. Those those Garlic

    Breadsticks!
  15. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by aldra is that from the same giant and the elf video

    I watched it, was kind of weird

    I haven't seen it but pretty sure it's the same lady.
  16. “I heard you say once that a lie is sweet in the beginning and bitter in the end, and truth is bitter in the beginning, and sweet in the end. Is the drug like the lie, and meditation the truth?”
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  17. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Smell can turn the averagest of the average looking into

    I wanna stop and talk to you for a long time!

    Quicker than clothes or makeup, it enhances your natural features 10 fold to me.



    Or, it can ruin an image if that same average looker smells like sweat, rubella, clostridium.

    I still remember this Olive Garden waitress from when I was 17 who looked unremarkable but smelled like one of the best smells I have ever smelt. When she left the table I had to keep smelling because that smell. I may never smell anyone who smells that good ever again.

    When will the porn industry catch up to the olfactophiliacs?
  18. apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
  19. Finally someone posts a decent female.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala “I heard you say once that a lie is sweet in the beginning and bitter in the end, and truth is bitter in the beginning, and sweet in the end. Is the drug like the lie, and meditation the truth?”

    I dunno, I've never gotten good enough at meditation for it to be more than a way to fall asleep a bit easier

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