The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-06-07 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #781
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   is that from the same giant and the elf video
   
   I watched it, was kind of weird
2. 2018-06-07 at 1:28 PM UTC

   #782
   RestStop Space Nigga
   She could also climb on a young nigga's pole :
   
   
3. 2018-06-07 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #783
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by RestStop This thread needs more..you guessed it..Tana!
   
   

   
   Your obsession is just a cringefest at this point. That woman probably has a hundred other guys just as thirsty for her annoying ass as you are.
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4. 2018-06-07 at 2:09 PM UTC

   #784
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Solstice Your obsession is just a cringefest at this point. That woman probably has a hundred other guys just as thirsty for her annoying ass as you are.

   
   I have several obsessions, nigga. Particularly when the plug gonna have them bags in.
5. 2018-06-07 at 2:11 PM UTC

   #785
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Your obsession is just a cringefest at this point. That woman probably has a hundred other guys just as thirsty for her annoying ass as you are.

   
   shut the fuck up, alt.
   
   This post reeks of hansen.
6. 2018-06-07 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #786
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   Spice isn't physically addictive, faggot ass lying nigga.
   
   I do understand your craving it, though. I quit it years ago and I still kinda wanna smoke it. It made everything hilarious and fun.
7. 2018-06-07 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #787
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist
   
   
   
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   Depends on how good she smells
8. 2018-06-07 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #788
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by DietPiano Depends on how good she smells

   
   lock her in a room for a few days without water and she'd smell awesome.
   
   turn the heating up and it'll be even better.
   
   
   
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9. 2018-06-07 at 2:36 PM UTC

   #789
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RestStop She could also climb on a young nigga's pole :
   
   

   
   is that lady gaga?
   
   
   
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10. 2018-06-07 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #790
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by NARCassist is that lady gaga?
    
    
    
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    YAS fam YASS.
11. 2018-06-07 at 2:38 PM UTC

    #791
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    >LADY
    
    
12. 2018-06-07 at 2:46 PM UTC

    #792
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Smell can turn the averagest of the average looking into
    
    I wanna stop and talk to you for a long time!
    
    Quicker than clothes or makeup, it enhances your natural features 10 fold to me.
    
    
    
    Or, it can ruin an image if that same average looker smells like sweat, rubella, clostridium.
    
    I still remember this Olive Garden waitress from when I was 17 who looked unremarkable but smelled like one of the best smells I have ever smelt. When she left the table I had to keep smelling because that smell. I may never smell anyone who smells that good ever again.
13. 2018-06-07 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #793
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What did her asshole taste like?.
14. 2018-06-07 at 2:53 PM UTC

    #794
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel What did her asshole taste like?.

    
    Those those those. Those those Garlic
    
    Breadsticks!
15. 2018-06-07 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #795
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by aldra is that from the same giant and the elf video
    
    I watched it, was kind of weird

    
    I haven't seen it but pretty sure it's the same lady.
16. 2018-06-07 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #796
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    “I heard you say once that a lie is sweet in the beginning and bitter in the end, and truth is bitter in the beginning, and sweet in the end. Is the drug like the lie, and meditation the truth?”
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17. 2018-06-07 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #797
    

    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Smell can turn the averagest of the average looking into
    
    I wanna stop and talk to you for a long time!
    
    Quicker than clothes or makeup, it enhances your natural features 10 fold to me.
    
    
    
    Or, it can ruin an image if that same average looker smells like sweat, rubella, clostridium.
    
    I still remember this Olive Garden waitress from when I was 17 who looked unremarkable but smelled like one of the best smells I have ever smelt. When she left the table I had to keep smelling because that smell. I may never smell anyone who smells that good ever again.

    
    When will the porn industry catch up to the olfactophiliacs?
18. 2018-06-07 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #798
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
19. 2018-06-07 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #799
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Finally someone posts a decent female.
20. 2018-06-07 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #800
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by ohfralala “I heard you say once that a lie is sweet in the beginning and bitter in the end, and truth is bitter in the beginning, and sweet in the end. Is the drug like the lie, and meditation the truth?”

    
    I dunno, I've never gotten good enough at meditation for it to be more than a way to fall asleep a bit easier