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  1. mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Fuck, even comedians can't say shit anymore..
  2. Originally posted by DietPiano Anybody wanna buy some bars?


    pm me

    also you should look into gabapentin
  3. Originally posted by mikeyagain Fuck, even comedians can't say shit anymore..

    If you can't be funny without offending anyone youre not a real comedian.
  4. Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein If you can't be funny without offending anyone youre not a real comedian.

    Eh, as long as you're funny I don't think it matters. Lots of comedians out there telling racist jokes that are far worse than Rosanne's planet of the apes 'joke.' She just wasn't funny. Never was.
  5. Originally posted by gumbo Eh, as long as you're funny I don't think it matters. Lots of comedians out there telling racist jokes that are far worse than Rosanne's planet of the apes 'joke.' She just wasn't funny. Never was.

    Comedy is a dangerous thing. Just because you're funny doesn't mean you are subverting rational norms or hurting people's feelings even on a subconscious level.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches pm me

    also you should look into gabapentin

    I took 3.6g of Gabapentin yesterday and got properly fucked up. So fucked up that I spent the night talking shit with the derp ladies and enjoyed it. I had some really weird, twitchy muscle spazzms in bed, though. I don't think that taking that much is healthy.
  7. Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Comedy is a dangerous thing. Just because you're funny doesn't mean you are subverting rational norms or hurting people's feelings even on a subconscious level.

    Frankly, I don't care. I'm not white or straight, and there are many jokes that could be said about that. I've laughed at many of them.

    If I can laugh at jokes about my own race and orientation, I think others should be able to do the same. What makes me so different that I'm able to handle it and they're not? As long as its funny you should laugh.
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  9. I use to take a bunch of lyrica (like gabapentin but newer) every once in a while, and I couldn't walk for shit. Like, I was kinda floaty and in a weird headspace headspace, but my legs just turned to half toothpicks half jello, numb from the inside out.
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Death to Latino Bi-boys! LOLOLOLOLOLO...
  11. Originally posted by gumbo I'm not white or straight

    Tell us about your gay exploits
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by DietPiano I use to take a bunch of lyrica (like gabapentin but newer) every once in a while, and I couldn't walk for shit. Like, I was kinda floaty and in a weird headspace headspace, but my legs just turned to half toothpicks half jello, numb from the inside out.

    Lyrica is Pregabalin. It's a lot stronger and more recreational than Gabapentin.
  13. Originally posted by DietPiano I use to take a bunch of lyrica (like gabapentin but newer) every once in a while, and I couldn't walk for shit. Like, I was kinda floaty and in a weird headspace headspace, but my legs just turned to half toothpicks half jello, numb from the inside out.

    switch from benzos to lyrica
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches switch from benzos to lyrica

    Not the best idea if one is addicted to Benzos since Pregabalin doesn't bind to GABA receptors, nor does it get metabolized to GABA. It blocks some synaptic(?) pathways of Glutamate and other neurotransmitters(?).

    Pretty fucked up on 1.5g of Gabapentin and 70mg TPAIN right now.
  15. Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Tell us about your gay exploits

    If you don't know about them already then you should be ashamed to be a member of this community. I'm sure someone will fill you in.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by gumbo If you don't know about them already then you should be ashamed to be a member of this community. I'm sure someone will fill you in.

    Well, someone filled you in if you get what I mean. Haha....

    Was that the only dick you ever had?
  17. Originally posted by RisiR † Well, someone filled you in if you get what I mean. Haha….

    Was that the only dick you ever had?

    No, I've had more dick since then.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Big dick?
  19. Test is pretty easy to me untill you get to the puzzles


    Sploo I got the 3rd easiest one but the rest are like a navigating a stork through the ghetto.
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein If you can't be funny without offending anyone youre not a real comedian.

    you obviously never seen frankie boyle then.



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