best way to kill yourself in prison?

1. 2018-05-29 at 8:46 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mso8 on another note, why would you want to kill yourself in prison?

   
   why the fuck wouldnt you??
2. 2018-05-29 at 8:49 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Do like the Russians in Operation Keyhaul.
   
   Get someone to bite your jugular vein.
3. 2018-05-29 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Pick out the biggest guard in the jail, one who's at least 400 pounds (male or female), and tell them they are a fat pig.
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4. 2018-05-29 at 9:10 PM UTC

   #24
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 20yrs…You'd be out in 7 if it was a none violent crime…chill daddio.

   
   Not with federal time.
   
   OP could just get into debt, or snitch, or both.
5. 2018-05-29 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #25
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by infinityshock not in florida

   
   Bush, Dick Cheney and Silverstein should go to prison in Florida. In General Population.
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6. 2018-05-29 at 9:21 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Bush, Dick Cheney and Silverstein should go to prison in Florida. In General Population.

   
   like that is ever going to happen
7. 2018-05-29 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the people who got rich off pharmaceutical opioids should be hung and quartered french revolution style
8. 2018-05-29 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches the people who got rich off pharmaceutical opioids should be hung and quartered french revolution style

   
   which ones.
   
   opioids have been a globalist money-maker for thousands of years
   
   the funny thing about this so-called modern 'opium epidemic' is that its nothing new. its been going on for centuries.
9. 2018-05-29 at 9:38 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock which ones.
   
   opioids have been a globalist money-maker for thousands of years
   
   the funny thing about this so-called modern 'opium epidemic' is that its nothing new. its been going on for centuries.

   
   the oxycontin jedis
   
   https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/10/30/the-family-that-built-an-empire-of-pain
10. 2018-05-29 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #30
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    
11. 2018-05-29 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #31
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    get into bed at night with a razor blade, cover yourself like your sleeping and then cut your femoral arteries and lay back and bleed out. they ain't gonna find you till the morning.
    
    
    
    .
12. 2018-05-29 at 10:31 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist get into bed at night with a razor blade, cover yourself like your sleeping and then cut your femoral arteries and lay back and bleed out. they ain't gonna find you till the morning.
    
    
    
    .

    
    It needs to be painless
13. 2018-05-29 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #33
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches It needs to be painless

    
    what are you a pussy or summing?
    
    
    
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    • BeigeWarlock
14. 2018-05-29 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No, a hedonist
15. 2018-05-29 at 11:01 PM UTC

    #35
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Rip your dick off and bleed out.
16. 2018-05-30 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #36
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    right in the inner thigh near the testicles... femoral takes like 30 seconds to put you to sleep. maybe a minute.. tops. if done right. If you hit it hard enough and puncture it.. most likely it will feel like a charlie horse at best.
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17. 2018-05-30 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Puddle ur cell with soapy water quietly. Then hang ur self.
18. 2018-05-30 at 1:36 AM UTC

    #38
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Puddle ur cell with soapy water quietly. Then hang ur self.

    
    The guards will grab your hanging body, pulling any life you may have left and tightening the noose as the try to keep from slipping n sliding!
    
    that's putting the stank on it
19. 2018-05-30 at 1:46 AM UTC

    #39
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    K.
    I'm not trying to kill myself.
    The question was best option. If u put soapy water, not enough to be recognizable ..
    Lol smh ....soapy water would throw off co ❤️
20. 2018-05-30 at 8:59 AM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Drop the soap