2018-05-29 at 11:37 AM UTC
if i ever got a 20 years+ term i would almost definitely kill myself, and the way i would do this would be to smuggle in a baggie of a potent fentalog, by hiding it somewhere on my body while anticipating arrest. the thing is if i got cavity searched my plan would go out the window. would there be any foolproof way to smuggle in this narcotic to be able to die painlessly?
2018-05-29 at 11:45 AM UTC
Hanging would probably be the only way
2018-05-29 at 11:55 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
if you have the ability to get fent outside of prison why not just OD before you go in
or just ram a few grams up there without a bag and you'll be down and out halfway through processing
2018-05-29 at 11:58 AM UTC
they should make a fent that resistant to narcan
2018-05-29 at 3:39 PM UTC
hang yourself in isolation i guess. but dont they check on people every once in a while to see if they tried to kil themselves? its like in that fucking book 'i have no mouth and i must scream' where AM doesnt let gorris or whatever his name is kill himself. i imagine it would be easier if you had a cell for yourself.
on another note, why would you want to kill yourself in prison?
2018-05-29 at 3:41 PM UTC
no i cannot show up to your club bitch PAY ME
2018-05-29 at 3:53 PM UTC
There's a lot of drugs in prison. Just overdose, if you think COs will care about an inmate doing drugs you're in a fancy one or walk into the wrong part of THE yard.
2018-05-29 at 4:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Da Leg Itches
if i ever got a 20 years+ term i would almost definitely kill myself, and the way i would do this would be to smuggle in a baggie of a potent fentalog, by hiding it somewhere on my body while anticipating arrest. the thing is if i got cavity searched my plan would go out the window. would there be any foolproof way to smuggle in this narcotic to be able to die painlessly?
piss off the niggers then drop the soap in the shower
death due to rectal ramrodery
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2018-05-29 at 5:04 PM UTC
Prisoners in Missouri have tablets now to replace the smoking ban. Niggas playing angry birds and shit.
2018-05-29 at 5:17 PM UTC
20yrs...You'd be out in 7 if it was a none violent crime...chill daddio.
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2018-05-29 at 5:25 PM UTC
Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
Break your arm in the bars, get the sharp bone exposed, then stab yourself in the neck with it.
Everyone will know how hardcore you were.
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2018-05-29 at 5:49 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Tie your head with a blanket to the electronic door. When the electronic door opens in the morning, it will pull your head off by the root.
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