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2018-05-24 at 4:16 AM UTC
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2018-05-24 at 4:29 AM UTCDescribe what you're doing in three words or less.
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2018-05-24 at 4:42 AM UTCTaking a shit.
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2018-05-24 at 4:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by yum Has anyone met up with malice yet and is he still a virgin?
He lives like 30 minutes away and I offered to pick him up and take him to lunch, drive around and see parts of the city, bring him xanax, take him to a dispensary.... but he was too scared to meet up. And yes, he still has his man-cherry, -
2018-05-24 at 4:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER He lives like 30 minutes away and I offered to pick him up and take him to lunch, drive around and see parts of the city, bring him xanax, take him to a dispensary…. but he was too scared to meet up. And yes, he still has his man-cherry,
Can we crowdfund dis nigga a hooker or What? Id love to observe a malice in his natural habitat. I remember when he used to post about literally running barefoot through the streets of San Francisco and was on 45million different nootropics that made no discernible difference in his life.
I was really hoping malice had come out of his shell while I was away. -
2018-05-24 at 5 AM UTC
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2018-05-24 at 5:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER He lives like 30 minutes away and I offered to pick him up and take him to lunch, drive around and see parts of the city, bring him xanax, take him to a dispensary…. but he was too scared to meet up. And yes, he still has his man-cherry,
Damn wtf I wish people would hit me up with these sort of play dates -
2018-05-24 at 5:21 AM UTCMFW I read Malice's posts :
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2018-05-24 at 5:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala Damn wtf I wish people would hit me up with these sort of play dates
I've met up with a bunch of different people from here. It's like Pokémon, I gotta collect the ultra rare shinys. Pre-suicide/post hermitude Malice would've been a total shiny, but he's too much of a melodramatic fag to try new shit. It's like a doctor says
"Ok sir, it looks like the pain in your arm was just a large splinter and not anything serious. Just let me grab some tweezers and ointment and...".
"Okay. I'm ready to go peacefully."
"...I'm sorry?"
"I've made peace with death. Give me the death juice, please. This bitter draught will taste like sweet nectar on my lips after the pain I've endured..."
"Um. Oooooookay. Don't you think that's a little extreme? I mean I could have that out in 30 seco..."
"GIMME MY JUICE IM READY FOR VALHALLA!! IM COMING PATRICK SWAZEY!!!!"
"Oh fuck it. I was gonna lose my license once they figure out how much oxy I'm stealing anyway."
I wanted to meet Malice before he evolves into his final ultimate form- Esproc.
Whatevs. Let the games begin.
When you kick the bucket, I'm going to find your funeral and play a tribute video of just a continual loop of pictures of your ass, and three wolf moon shirt with "I will Remember You" playing, accentuated by live recorded fart sounds supplied by the forum,The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-24 at 6:11 AM UTCI swear that someday, I'll tell you without lying, I was born to quit smoking, I was born to quit dying
On that day, not doing heroin will be easy as shit, and on that day I'll stop speaking so much shit about the government
BECAUSE URINE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS, ON A POLITICIAN, OR ON A PRISON WARDEN, URINE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS
I swear that today, I was born to be livin, I was born to be singin, I was born to be fightin, but will somebody say, is this resistance or a costume party? Either way I think black with bandanas is a boring theme
I don't gotta tell you, crackers are great with amnesia when they want to forget something like centuries of racism
They say look at the man on center stage and pay no attention while millions get locked in a cage, riots break out in Oakland
URINE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS, ON A PRISON WARDEN, OR ON A PARKED POLICEMAN, URINE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS -
2018-05-24 at 6:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I've met up with a bunch of different people from here. It's like Pokémon, I gotta collect the ultra rare shinys. Pre-suicide/post hermitude Malice would've been a total shiny, but he's too much of a melodramatic fag to try new shit. It's like a doctor says
"Ok sir, it looks like the pain in your arm was just a large splinter and not anything serious. Just let me grab some tweezers and ointment and…".
"Okay. I'm ready to go peacefully."
"…I'm sorry?"
"I've made peace with death. Give me the death juice, please. This bitter draught will taste like sweet nectar on my lips after the pain I've endured…"
"Um. Oooooookay. Don't you think that's a little extreme? I mean I could have that out in 30 seco…"
"GIMME MY JUICE IM READY FOR VALHALLA!! IM COMING PATRICK SWAZEY!!!!"
"Oh fuck it. I was gonna lose my license once they figure out how much oxy I'm stealing anyway."
I wanted to meet Malice before he evolves into his final ultimate form- Esproc.
Whatevs. Let the games begin.
When you kick the bucket, I'm going to find your funeral and play a tribute video of just a continual loop of pictures of your ass, and three wolf moon shirt with "I will Remember You" playing, accentuated by live recorded fart sounds supplied by the forum,
who r ur unicorn guys to meet -
2018-05-24 at 6:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo Why are you blaming other people? This is your fault. If you want something done go do it yourself. I'm sure you had internet during this time you could've called an ambulance with. It's not like you don't know the signs of infection. You also have a house phone.
I did not have internet/device to call at the time. No, I don't have a house phone either. Take into account too, I was extremely dehydrated, septic without knowing, and at time having full blown hallucinations with extreme pain. As I said before I called as soon as I found my old phone and was able to get a charge on it. When I got to the ER I was extremely dehydrated, and the only reason they checked for infection was just standard protocol because I had a fever but before results were back it was just presumed to be inflammation from my knee injury. Everyone, including myself was blown away it was infection. I was thinking at worst blood clot... Which I also have. My roommates really did drop the ball on me. They seen and knew I needed medical help, but chose to prioritize their shit... Well... Shit is gonna be a lot different come soon for them. They forget they're month to month, and drive my car and to leave someone that way was deplorable. I don't need people like that in my life. I got my other friend over there now to make sure shit is okay but I cannot wait til that shit hits the fan.
BTW, there was no open wound to indicate infection. Also the fevers would come and go, but I did have a knee injury (torn ACL as I've found out through surgery/ct scan- first time when it first happened I begged the er doc to do a ct scan but he wouldn't) with insane bad swelling which can produce fevers. Every doctor has said they're surprised it did turn out like this. If they're surprised, then I had no way of knowing either. Not like I could just send off blood work from my bedroom just because its hospital protocol for fevers. -
2018-05-24 at 7:06 AM UTChow can someone type 6 paragraphs and say absolutely nothingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-24 at 7:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I did not have internet/device to call at the time. No, I don't have a house phone either. Take into account too, I was extremely dehydrated, septic without knowing, and at time having full blown hallucinations with extreme pain. As I said before I called as soon as I found my old phone and was able to get a charge on it. When I got to the ER I was extremely dehydrated, and the only reason they checked for infection was just standard protocol because I had a fever but before results were back it was just presumed to be inflammation from my knee injury. Everyone, including myself was blown away it was infection. I was thinking at worst blood clot… Which I also have. My roommates really did drop the ball on me. They seen and knew I needed medical help, but chose to prioritize their shit… Well… Shit is gonna be a lot different come soon for them. They forget they're month to month, and drive my car and to leave someone that way was deplorable. I don't need people like that in my life. I got my other friend over there now to make sure shit is okay but I cannot wait til that shit hits the fan.
BTW, there was no open wound to indicate infection. Also the fevers would come and go, but I did have a knee injury (torn ACL as I've found out through surgery/ct scan- first time when it first happened I begged the er doc to do a ct scan but he wouldn't) with insane bad swelling which can produce fevers. Every doctor has said they're surprised it did turn out like this. If they're surprised, then I had no way of knowing either. Not like I could just send off blood work from my bedroom just because its hospital protocol for fevers.
Bury this nigga -
2018-05-24 at 7:18 AM UTChydromorphone do you ever consider that youre the type of person who might not be good at recieving advice or non monetary help
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2018-05-24 at 9:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by TT.x1c hydromorphone do you ever consider that youre the type of person who might not be good at recieving advice or non monetary help
How so? I tried to go back to the ER for 10 days. I've done everything other than accept a transfusion here as well. I've been here going now on two weeks. -
2018-05-24 at 10:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone How so? I tried to go back to the ER for 10 days. I've done everything other than accept a transfusion here as well. I've been here going now on two weeks.
im just guessing becuz every time i see you posting it is either about
you being a horrible bad person
or
you denying doing any wrongdoing or bad decision making
while youre sitting here with a septic leg hiv and no real skills
you sound bipolar and dont appear to think critically before making decisions
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2018-05-24 at 10:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Your heart may be fucked but you aren't entitled to anyone else's. Deal with it. 🙃
If someone's heart is fucked through no fault of their own, why should you be entitled to keep yours?
I mean if we accept the premise that we should just let bad things happen to good people, then why should I respect your property rights/right to bodily integrity?
I bet if it was a vagina you'd be more keen on organ donation.
Maybe Hydro will let you have hers when she's done with it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-24 at 10:29 AM UTC1x reliable vagina
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2018-05-24 at 11:05 AM UTC
