Fonaplats' Matesticles Monday

1. 2018-05-21 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala Happy Monday Fiona.
   
   I had a dream my dog fell down an elevator shaft :(

   
   Were the doors faulty then or was it somehow on top of the elevator and fell down the gap between the elevator and the counter weight?
2. 2018-05-21 at 4:58 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There were slots outside of the elevator that led to the shaft. I was telling her not to lay on them and then she fell through.
3. 2018-05-21 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #23
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala There were slots outside of the elevator that led to the shaft. I was telling her not to lay on them and then she fell through.

   
   This is what happens when you fail to train your dog (or woman) properly people.
4. 2018-05-21 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It was a dream...
5. 2018-05-21 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala It was a dream…

   
   That's no excuse, you could have thrown some dog training dreams in there before going near the elevator.
6. 2018-05-21 at 5:04 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   K
7. 2018-05-21 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by ohfralala Happy Monday Fiona.
   
   I had a dream my dog fell down an elevator shaft :(

   
   like a hotdog down a hallway...
8. 2018-05-21 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Were the doors faulty then or was it somehow on top of the elevator and fell down the gap between the elevator and the counter weight?

   
   its a subconscious desire to have a phallic-shaped shaft-like object projected into his own cavernous mine-shaft.
9. 2018-05-21 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS

   
   I want to play now!
   God. You are looking so good HTS!
   I love your sexiness
10. 2018-05-21 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by infinityshock like a hotdog down a hallway…

    
    Lol
11. 2018-05-21 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by ohfralala Happy Monday Fiona.
    
    I had a dream my dog fell down an elevator shaft :(

    
    Happy Monday LalA!
    Call me sometime!
    (937) 522-1751
12. 2018-05-21 at 5:15 PM UTC

    #32
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I want to play now!
    God. You are looking so good HTS!
    I love your sexiness

    
    I look like a fat awkward tranny. Also that pic is pretty old. 😅
13. 2018-05-21 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I look like a fat awkward tranny. Also that pic is pretty old. 😅

    
    Don't care.
    Also, why don't you give us some new pics?
14. 2018-05-21 at 5:17 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by HTS I look like a fat awkward tranny. Also that pic is pretty old. 😅

    
    Aww. It's ok I have tree trunk legs. Can you exercise a bit?
15. 2018-05-21 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Aww. It's ok I have tree trunk legs. Can you exercise a bit?

    
    can you?
    
16. 2018-05-21 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Boom!
17. 2018-05-21 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #37
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    A bit.
18. 2018-05-21 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Boom!

    
    I'm deleting. You guys are so cruel. 😭
19. 2018-05-21 at 5:24 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I'm deleting. You guys are so cruel. 😭

    
    Don't delete.
    I was just giving you a taste of the medicine you gave the tranny.
    
    The best thing you can do is call the fona-fone
    (937) 522-1751
20. 2018-05-21 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #40
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ummm i was sympathizing with hts tho!
    
    
    / im so miss understood 😣