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  1. #21
    Originally posted by ohfralala Happy Monday Fiona.

    I had a dream my dog fell down an elevator shaft :(

    Were the doors faulty then or was it somehow on top of the elevator and fell down the gap between the elevator and the counter weight?
  2. #22
    There were slots outside of the elevator that led to the shaft. I was telling her not to lay on them and then she fell through.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by ohfralala There were slots outside of the elevator that led to the shaft. I was telling her not to lay on them and then she fell through.

    This is what happens when you fail to train your dog (or woman) properly people.
  4. #24
    It was a dream...
  5. #25
    Originally posted by ohfralala It was a dream…

    That's no excuse, you could have thrown some dog training dreams in there before going near the elevator.
  6. #26
    K
  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by ohfralala Happy Monday Fiona.

    I had a dream my dog fell down an elevator shaft :(

    like a hotdog down a hallway...
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Were the doors faulty then or was it somehow on top of the elevator and fell down the gap between the elevator and the counter weight?

    its a subconscious desire to have a phallic-shaped shaft-like object projected into his own cavernous mine-shaft.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by HTS

    I want to play now!
    God. You are looking so good HTS!
    I love your sexiness
  10. #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by infinityshock like a hotdog down a hallway…

    Lol
  11. #31
    Originally posted by ohfralala Happy Monday Fiona.

    I had a dream my dog fell down an elevator shaft :(

    Happy Monday LalA!
    Call me sometime!
    (937) 522-1751
  12. #32
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I want to play now!
    God. You are looking so good HTS!
    I love your sexiness

    I look like a fat awkward tranny. Also that pic is pretty old. 😅
  13. #33
    Originally posted by HTS I look like a fat awkward tranny. Also that pic is pretty old. 😅

    Don't care.
    Also, why don't you give us some new pics?
  14. #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by HTS I look like a fat awkward tranny. Also that pic is pretty old. 😅

    Aww. It's ok I have tree trunk legs. Can you exercise a bit?
  15. #35
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Aww. It's ok I have tree trunk legs. Can you exercise a bit?

    can you?
  16. #36
    Boom!
  17. #37
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    A bit.
  18. #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Boom!

    I'm deleting. You guys are so cruel. 😭
  19. #39
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I'm deleting. You guys are so cruel. 😭

    Don't delete.
    I was just giving you a taste of the medicine you gave the tranny.

    The best thing you can do is call the fona-fone
    (937) 522-1751
  20. #40
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Ummm i was sympathizing with hts tho!


    / im so miss understood 😣
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