The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-05-11 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #7601
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I did, it's like 10am now
2. 2018-05-11 at 3:01 AM UTC

   #7602
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Daily I farted while looking at this picture and now I'm conditioned to believe that girls who look like this smell like poo
   
   Wat do

   
   Dude me too wtf
3. 2018-05-11 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #7603
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Aldra feed the cat quick before it gives you toxoplasmosis.

   
   If you have a cat you already have it
4. 2018-05-11 at 3:36 AM UTC

   #7604
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   what does toxoplasmosis even do, billions of people have cats
5. 2018-05-11 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #7605
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Alien mind control
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Soyboy
6. 2018-05-11 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #7606
   

   the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
   where is that bald rape survivor panthrax
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   • A College Professor
7. 2018-05-11 at 9:46 AM UTC

   #7607
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just saw this ad on urban dictionary.
   
   
   
   I thought it was a joke because of where it was but apparently it leads to a serious dating site
   
   This is not how marketing should be done
8. 2018-05-11 at 9:48 AM UTC

   #7608
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Juicebox I just saw this ad on urban dictionary.
   
   
   
   I thought it was a joke because of where it was but apparently it leads to a serious dating site
   
   This is not how marketing should be done

   
   
   That wasn’t on a serious dating site, at least not when it was advertised on DH😂😂
9. 2018-05-11 at 11:18 AM UTC

   #7609
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How can I get my shit together if I can't do a hot-rail of meth to give me the energy and power to get my shit together?
   Shit's a catch-22. I call bullshit on life. want my money back.
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   • aldra
10. 2018-05-11 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #7610
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ran out of tramadol the other day, didn't turn up before the weekend
    
    not being able to sleep at all sucks dicks
    
    I've been hunting around for old stashes and what do I find? a LOT of tabs of acid I don't even remember buying years ago
    
    NOT HELPING
11. 2018-05-11 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #7611
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by aldra ran out of tramadol the other day, didn't turn up before the weekend
    
    not being able to sleep at all sucks dicks
    
    I've been hunting around for old stashes and what do I find? a LOT of tabs of acid I don't even remember buying years ago
    
    NOT HELPING

    
    Lucky.
12. 2018-05-11 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #7612
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Obbe Lucky.

    
    
13. 2018-05-11 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #7613
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Tits are too small, weird elbows.
    
    
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    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2018-05-11 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #7614
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Obbe Tits are too small

    
    don't be so stupid man, thats impossible.
    
    
    
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15. 2018-05-12 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #7615
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lonnie, did you see the valentine special of Kuboyashi-san chi no Maid Dragon?
    
    I know it's been a while since valentine, but i only just recently got around to watching it. Pretty kawaii, as i was expecting. IDK if or when a season 2 airs, but i hope it does.
16. 2018-05-12 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #7616
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Sophie Lonnie, did you see the valentine special of Kuboyashi-san chi no Maid Dragon?
    
    I know it's been a while since valentine, but i only just recently got around to watching it. Pretty kawaii, as i was expecting. IDK if or when a season 2 airs, but i hope it does.

    
    Christ.
17. 2018-05-12 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #7617
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Obbe Tits are too small, weird elbows.
    
    

    
    Tits a mite too big. Too much makeup to tell what she really looks like. Otherwise- B+.
18. 2018-05-12 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #7618
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The tits can't be too small AND too big at the same time, can they?
19. 2018-05-12 at 8:50 AM UTC

    #7619
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    No. He's just wrong, and enjoys women endowed by jedi plastic surgery hands rather than Gawduh Almighty.
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    • Daily
20. 2018-05-12 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #7620
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Babe, all the best on your new member of the homo sapiens species. It was amazing how your partner's sperm fertilised one of your eggs. This conception method is the reason behind billions of births to this date, but let's pretend this is something special... Kisses and hugs.