2018-05-11 at 7:56 AM UTC
ain't no saint but reckon i've never done a bad thing in my whole life to a thing or a person.
2018-05-11 at 8:03 AM UTC
Ok so I guess there were enough answers I'll tell my stupid thing but im still kinda mad because there should have been more answers better tahn I stole a thing once or I punched a person once in a thread about WORST THING EVER. As usual everyone sucks and is scared to talk about real shit so whatever a lot of cucks. ANYWAY
So.
I was 15 years old and I hanging out with my friend Jake Norris. (google him if you want skeptical dumbfucks) And we were just hanging out as usual. We went to LINDENWOOD the park where a lot of us kids go normally during the day to hang out and do things like whatever just talk and smoke ciggs maybe or just kick the hackey sack around or whatever.
So. Me and Jake are there and some other buddies but they aren't important because they weren't involved in the thing that happened but they're worth mentioning because they were there to begin with.
I'm distracting myuself from myself right now when I'm telling this story because it's so pertininet to my life I have a hard time just bear with me
So.
We're at the park. Me and Jake. And the others. Eventually the others left as the day went on and eventually itr was just me and Jake and Sandra and Amanda. They were all cool like we were all cool and nothing was wrong we were just grilling and eating burgers and hanging out we werent even drinking bvecaus we were all like 15 years old . mauybe amanda had a mixed drink or a zima or something she stole from her dad i dont fucking know but for the most part we werent drinking at all.
So anyway Jake and I agree that we should all go for a hike into the woods lets go fucking hiking ya know like why are were here lets do this lets go for a hike and we go and ask amanda and sandra and sandra gets all weird about it. Makes no sense.. We just said "hey wanna go for a hike you two?" and sandra got fucking weird and said no which literally makes no sense when you think about it like why would she say that? still to this day I wonder why she said no.
But yeah she left and then it was just me and Jake and Amanda and Amanda agreed like a normal person would and so we set foot into the woods like for fun its awesome hiking in the woods when you know what you're doing its a very fun thing especially at NIGHT its very fun your eyes adjust if you aren't a bitch you let them adjust and you can kjinda see youy dont have to use a flashlight. NIGHT HIKES, as its basic bitch called. FUCKING NIGHT HIKES. I love them. But yeah that;s what we were doing
And so me jake amanda on our night hike went out there and we're walking along on the path and I said we should go look this other way like lets go hike on this path that wasn't a path so to speak just lets go this way. Thats way more fun than stupid previously layed out paths if anyone that is an aweomse hiker person knows its way more fun to go off the BEATEN TRAIL. Make your own path, so to speak.
So they all agreed and we started sort of wandering off into areas of the woods that people I guess probably dont go to but maybe they did I guess I cant ever know but it was mostly just deer paths and whatnot. Me Jake and Amanda at this point and we're all just laughing and having a good time nothing seems peculiar.
2018-05-11 at 8:10 AM UTC
damn i'm way outta you lots league.
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2018-05-11 at 12:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick
Infaggityjedi, why aren't you correct and informative more often?
open wide. ill inform your tonsils what my nutt-butter tastes like.
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2018-05-11 at 1:24 PM UTC
Taking my first breath after been ejected from my mothers womb seems the obvious one, everything that followed was a consequence of that 1 small action.
2018-05-11 at 1:25 PM UTC
I haven't done anything i would speak about here.
2018-05-11 at 1:36 PM UTC
Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
Some call me the gangster of love...
2018-05-11 at 1:55 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Im an angel haven't done anything baaaaaad!
2018-05-11 at 2:06 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Pawned my grandfather's WWII Japanese bayonet. He fought a Japanese soldier and killed him with his own bayonet. Took it back as a souvenir.
He gave it to my dad, who gave it to me. I pawned it for $50 so I could buy heroin.
I tried to get it back later, but it was already sold and gone. I still haven't mustered the courage to tell my father.
I feel pretty shitty about that. Every time I think of it, a deep sense of regret and shame.
2018-05-11 at 2:37 PM UTC
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