What's the worst thing you've ever done?

1. 2018-05-11 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Stealing peoples money / stuff while carshopping & garage hopping, and pointless vandalism. That was 11 years ago and I'd never do that shit again.
2. 2018-05-11 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #42
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   I stole money from my Moms wallet a few times when I was like 6. My brother ratted me out and I got kicked and punched by a 200 pound lunatic name Bill.
3. 2018-05-11 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Guys these are pretty mild. I was expecting some murder confessions and shit.
   
   Dig deep.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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4. 2018-05-11 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #44
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   accidentally went over the speed limit once
5. 2018-05-11 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #45
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I only got up to age 27 in my confessions
6. 2018-05-11 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   I once stole from a fancy restaurant a fantastic bottle opener. Still have it today.
   My ex was shitting himself cause he was afraid I would get caught. For so little. Lmao
7. 2018-05-11 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Well I did 7 years in the federal penitentiary for money laundering and tax evasion.
   
   I'm all good now tho.
8. 2018-05-11 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #48
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i take a 30 minute shower at the gym even tho the sign says pls save the water and c how fast u can be
9. 2018-05-11 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #49
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   I had no idea that was 7 years, Sherri.
10. 2018-05-11 at 2:43 AM UTC

    #50
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    was that when u were runnin that brothel?
11. 2018-05-11 at 2:45 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol it was 3.
    
    Ya. I was jk tho.
12. 2018-05-11 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    I was wondering. LOL But I know they are much more severe with tax evasion in USA.
13. 2018-05-11 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #53
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    can u give me advice? i was hoping to go to prison for a few years for fun
14. 2018-05-11 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by A College Professor can u give me advice? i was hoping to go to prison for a few years for fun

    
    It's all in the hips.
15. 2018-05-11 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #55
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i just wana learn all the card games n stuff
16. 2018-05-11 at 2:55 AM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh like uno and go fish and shit yes that's important uhh I'd say get one of those books like uno for dummies and memorize it
17. 2018-05-11 at 2:58 AM UTC

    #57
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING If Chickens don't have asses where do they squeeze shit out of?

    
    cloaca
18. 2018-05-11 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #58
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Infaggityjedi, why aren't you correct and informative more often?
19. 2018-05-11 at 5:53 AM UTC

    #59
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Zanick This crazy girl at my first job asked me out and I convinced her I was gay. She found out it was a lie later on and confronted me. I felt really bad about that.
    
    Oh, and bringing schedule I controlled substances into my parents' house routinely throughout my adolescence. One of those things I should want to take back that I don't.

    
    but you are gay tho... and why would you try to convince her you're gay if you're not? so you're not only gay but your a pussy lol
20. 2018-05-11 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #60
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Guys these are pretty mild. I was expecting some murder confessions and shit.
    
    Dig deep.

    
    sorry mr fbi ill try to do better