What's the worst thing you've ever done?

1. 2018-05-10 at 10:37 PM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Mine is really really bad I'll share it if a few people actually share real responses.

   
   i didnt pull out. she said she was on birth control. she lied.
   
   nine months later...you popped out.
2. 2018-05-10 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
3. 2018-05-10 at 10:45 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut
   when I was little I use to chase the chickens in my grandfather's house and stick them in their ass, with a hot wire.
4. 2018-05-10 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #24
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   smh
5. 2018-05-10 at 10:46 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Red_Woman when I was little I use to chase the chickens in my grandfather's house and stick them in their ass, with a hot wire.

   
   That's not very nice. Did they make a bizarre clucking sound when you did it or how did they respond?
6. 2018-05-10 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   raped a girl.
7. 2018-05-10 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ That's not very nice. Did they make a bizarre clucking sound when you did it or how did they respond?

   
   Well, I was just curious to see their reaction. You know, kids.
   And yes they did, and started to run away like crazy chickens. No one died though. They were some badass chickens.
8. 2018-05-10 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel raped a girl.

   
   That's not very nice. Did they make a bizarre clucking sound when you did it or how did they respond?
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9. 2018-05-10 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ That's not very nice. Did they make a bizarre clucking sound when you did it or how did they respond?

   
   Well, I was just curious to see their reaction. You know, kids.
   And yes they did, and started to run away like crazy chickens. No one died though. They were some badass chickens.
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10. 2018-05-10 at 10:51 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    WEIRD RIGHT?! Lmao
11. 2018-05-10 at 10:54 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Red_Woman Well, I was just curious to see their reaction. You know, kids.
    And yes they did, and started to run away like crazy chickens. No one died though. They were some badass chickens.

    
    Noooo😂😂😓😓
12. 2018-05-10 at 11:03 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Noooo😂😂😓😓

    
    LOL!
    
    True story. I was a pester. Another time I took off a big chunck of cortex from one of the trees. Just cause I was curious what was under. lol
    My grandfather then, I don't know what he did but took care of it. But for awhile the tree was like wrapped with a bandage, and I would sit there and cry cause I thought the tree was dying. LOL
    He gave the tree my name. It was a plum tree.
13. 2018-05-10 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Red_Woman when I was little I use to chase the chickens in my grandfather's house and stick them in their ass, with a hot wire.

    
    Lol
14. 2018-05-10 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh that's so cute orchid! Lol. Ur too innocent. ❤😂
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15. 2018-05-10 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Boss_bebe74 Oh that's so cute orchid! Lol. Ur too innocent. ❤😂

    
    And an idiot.
16. 2018-05-10 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #36
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I got drunk once... maybe twice.
    
    
    
    
    Yah I double posted.. wut uv it?
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17. 2018-05-10 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #37
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Red_Woman when I was little I use to chase the chickens in my grandfather's house and stick them in their ass, with a hot wire.

    
    chickens dont have asses...
18. 2018-05-11 at 12:40 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Got the wrong hole, then.
19. 2018-05-11 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    If Chickens don't have asses where do they squeeze shit out of?
20. 2018-05-11 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #40
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I dumped a bag full of kittens on somebody's front door step,with the moma cat.
    Still feel bad about that one.
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