2018-05-11 at 1:38 AM UTC
Stealing peoples money / stuff while carshopping & garage hopping, and pointless vandalism. That was 11 years ago and I'd never do that shit again.
2018-05-11 at 1:45 AM UTC
I stole money from my Moms wallet a few times when I was like 6. My brother ratted me out and I got kicked and punched by a 200 pound lunatic name Bill.
2018-05-11 at 1:46 AM UTC
Guys these are pretty mild. I was expecting some murder confessions and shit.
Dig deep.
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2018-05-11 at 1:47 AM UTC
accidentally went over the speed limit once
2018-05-11 at 1:47 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I only got up to age 27 in my confessions
2018-05-11 at 1:51 AM UTC
I once stole from a fancy restaurant a fantastic bottle opener. Still have it today.
My ex was shitting himself cause he was afraid I would get caught. For so little. Lmao
2018-05-11 at 2:42 AM UTC
Well I did 7 years in the federal penitentiary for money laundering and tax evasion.
I'm all good now tho.
2018-05-11 at 2:43 AM UTC
i take a 30 minute shower at the gym even tho the sign says pls save the water and c how fast u can be
2018-05-11 at 2:43 AM UTC
I had no idea that was 7 years, Sherri.
2018-05-11 at 2:43 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
was that when u were runnin that brothel?
2018-05-11 at 2:45 AM UTC
Lol it was 3.
Ya. I was jk tho.
2018-05-11 at 2:48 AM UTC
I was wondering. LOL But I know they are much more severe with tax evasion in USA.
2018-05-11 at 2:49 AM UTC
can u give me advice? i was hoping to go to prison for a few years for fun
2018-05-11 at 2:53 AM UTC
i just wana learn all the card games n stuff
2018-05-11 at 2:55 AM UTC
Oh like uno and go fish and shit yes that's important uhh I'd say get one of those books like uno for dummies and memorize it
2018-05-11 at 4:35 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Infaggityjedi, why aren't you correct and informative more often?