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  1. Feels just like old times but better, fuck the crackshack man I got this. i've just been without for zo long I have completely forgot how to use this wonderful amazing powerful cheap addictive euphoric ztimulant known as tech. Having a tolerance isn't necessarily a bad thing, it just means you will blow through whatever you have faster (moreso if its cut) if you keep redosing and getting high every day. It's kind of like weed in this way, I used to only buy quarters then halfs now I can barely make an ounce last me two weeks. At first I thought I could just cut myself off and try to conserve the gram until my birthday but It's the WRONG time of year for that. I have been extremely lucky like blessed by the zods lucky going into work on nosleep and all kinds of other shit, It has been a rocky 7 zaint zattex days ever since I got that front page flush, the past three days fucking sucked, redosing is the only thing that has been keeping me going otherwise I'd have finished those 3 boxes of zimmies which I have not even touched. I am a lucky scronald thats for sure.

    The game is getting real now, and the sack is shrinking, Techdots are low tolerance only, I just packed a bunch of small shards I was gonna snort because they are easier to handle, I am trying to keep any large shard over a few mm in size for the pipe.. a few of these in a bowl is all you need to have a good night and I never touch the large ones until last. Still lots of "shake" left at the bottom of the baggie which I do bumps of, I NEED TO FUCKING SORT THIS BAG, I have been trying all week but I need a solid couple hours completely uninteruptted and I mean NO FUCKING INTERUPTIONS NO HIDING THE SHIT, JUST GET IT DONE, I did it when I first got the bag but I had no vials or baggies. This has gone from casual drug abuse to hardcore religious dogmatic worship of the tech. I am remembering everything.

    FOr a week I have been putting the pipe randomly everywhere using the forced of shadow telekynesis to keep it from rolling off the table. What the fuck is wrong with me, I forgot I figured this out years ago.. tin foil… lots of it you can shape the pipe stand in such a way that when you set it down all the melted tech pools to the middle perfectly… also the aluminum foil rapidly absorbs heat from the pipe so it cools down faster which means you can hit it more frequently.

    Speaking of melted tech though that shake puddle I just zmoked I had it melted and I was holding in the tech vapors and I decided to angle my head above the pipe and stuck my eyeball in the carb hole at the top just as the liquid tech puddle caught the shimmer of by bedroom light and crystallized against the hot glass in a flash right before my eye, wow, I have been zmoking tech for years and I have never seen it up close so perfectly like that before. What a treat. I wish I had a go pro to film that zhit it was next level.
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  2. TT.x1c Houston
    Originally posted by the pat-man someone explain to me how my tire can have a leak but not go below 20 psi

    it is simple the outside air is also 20 psi
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Have a happy and chill Friday brahs :

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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Feels just like old times but better, fuck the crackshack man I got this. i've just been without for zo long I have completely forgot how to use this wonderful amazing powerful cheap addictive euphoric ztimulant known as tech. Having a tolerance isn't necessarily a bad thing, it just means you will blow through whatever you have faster (moreso if its cut) if you keep redosing and getting high every day. It's kind of like weed in this way, I used to only buy quarters then halfs now I can barely make an ounce last me two weeks. At first I thought I could just cut myself off and try to conserve the gram until my birthday but It's the WRONG time of year for that. I have been extremely lucky like blessed by the zods lucky going into work on nosleep and all kinds of other shit, It has been a rocky 7 zaint zattex days ever since I got that front page flush, the past three days fucking sucked, redosing is the only thing that has been keeping me going otherwise I'd have finished those 3 boxes of zimmies which I have not even touched. I am a lucky scronald thats for sure.

    The game is getting real now, and the sack is shrinking, Techdots are low tolerance only, I just packed a bunch of small shards I was gonna snort because they are easier to handle, I am trying to keep any large shard over a few mm in size for the pipe.. a few of these in a bowl is all you need to have a good night and I never touch the large ones until last. Still lots of "shake" left at the bottom of the baggie which I do bumps of, I NEED TO FUCKING SORT THIS BAG, I have been trying all week but I need a solid couple hours completely uninteruptted and I mean NO FUCKING INTERUPTIONS NO HIDING THE SHIT, JUST GET IT DONE, I did it when I first got the bag but I had no vials or baggies. This has gone from casual drug abuse to hardcore religious dogmatic worship of the tech. I am remembering everything.

    FOr a week I have been putting the pipe randomly everywhere using the forced of shadow telekynesis to keep it from rolling off the table. What the fuck is wrong with me, I forgot I figured this out years ago.. tin foil… lots of it you can shape the pipe stand in such a way that when you set it down all the melted tech pools to the middle perfectly… also the aluminum foil rapidly absorbs heat from the pipe so it cools down faster which means you can hit it more frequently.

    Speaking of melted tech though that shake puddle I just zmoked I had it melted and I was holding in the tech vapors and I decided to angle my head above the pipe and stuck my eyeball in the carb hole at the top just as the liquid tech puddle caught the shimmer of by bedroom light and crystallized against the hot glass in a flash right before my eye, wow, I have been zmoking tech for years and I have never seen it up close so perfectly like that before. What a treat. I wish I had a go pro to film that zhit it was next level.

    Would you like me to ban you now, or wait until this inevitably spirals out on control to do it?
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  5. Unlimited drinks for 3 dollars should really be a sin.
  6. It sure feels like one anyway
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by the pat-man someone explain to me how my tire can have a leak but not go below 20 psi

    cuz tire changes form according 2 pressure.

    when its low its frumpy and lazy and when its hi its proud and taut ( not that I know what that word means )

    think about fat people how they fart out there anus different than skinny people because its different shapes
  8. Originally posted by A College Professor think about fat people how they fart out there anus different than skinny people because its different shapes

    Lol you’re dumb
  9. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gumbo Unlimited drinks for 3 dollars should really be a sin.

    Shit sounds fly as hell.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the pat-man someone explain to me how my tire can have a leak but not go below 20 psi

    20psi is the threshold for your tire to be able to have enough pressure to keep pushing it out, or something.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by roglahonz blaj ive had this idea 10 years ago

    its called low-dose naloxone

    kys idiot

    Actually N0 W4RN1NG had this idea more than 10 years ago and it is called Ultra Low Dose Naloxone.

    Idiot.
  12. Originally posted by Sophie Actually N0 W4RN1NG had this idea more than 10 years ago and it is called Ultra Low Dose Naloxone.

    Idiot.

    theres like 4 factions of language and none of them include the word IQ
  13. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Sophie N0 W4RN1NG

    Everytime I listen to Untouched by The Veronicas I am reminded of him
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Daily Everytime I listen to Untouched by The Veronicas I am reminded of him

    Last i heard he synthesizes industrial quantities of RCs in his basement for a living.
  15. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by the pat-man someone explain to me how my tire can have a leak but not go below 20 psi

    weak valve stem spring
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  16. Originally posted by RestStop Shit sounds fly as hell.

    How a nigga live
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  17. why am i always so tired i think i have chronic fatigue syndrome
  18. Madman African Astronaut
    Something Squirrel is scronaldo, holy shit. You totally had me fooled, I thought something squirrel had his shit together to a reasonable degree, I thought scronaldo had spiralled far away from internet access. Youre impressive for a methhead, when you talk about meth it makes me cringe on the inside because it seems like you are ruining your life, I'm in and out of heroin addiction but meth just seems really bad to me
  19. i smoke spice
  20.  Acolyte
    I'm addicted to turkey gravy.
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