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  1. die already
  2. Count_blah Yung Blood
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Eroticmonkey was swept. Lol.

    damn, there's a small streetwalker scene down here but the backpage whores were huge. Cops also run tons of stings down here. last backpage sting they did they were letting johns touch the undercovers tits before they busted em which i thought was against the rules. Like my pappy said, if she's got all her teeth or her shoes aint scuffed its a cop.
  3. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    where the fuck am i supposed to find a huge black behemoth for bachelor parties now
  4. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    never actually fucked with a hooker was always concerned about stings / nigger ambushes
  5. Count_blah Yung Blood
    Originally posted by the pat-man never actually fucked with a hooker was always concerned about stings / nigger ambushes

    you had to research some but there were forums where all the legit ones were listed. I won't lie I fucked some fine ass bitches young enough to be my daughter. Some of the best money I ever spent.
  6. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    damn sad i missed out, i used a place called alliGAYtor or something and got this 250 pound gorilla bitch to lapdance my twinky buddy at his bachelor party, fun times.
  7. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    alliGAYtor

    why lanny? why mock the king of all liserds?
  8. Count_blah Yung Blood
    you ever ate at what a burger up there pat-man?
  9. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    ye over in west cola not a bad spot, i didnt know til recently its not the same chain as the ones in the midwest

    best local fast food burger is zestos tho
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Kinks Anyone who knows the male body and are eager to please are exceptional at giving head.

    That’s funny, my mother always told me the same thing, only about women.
  11. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    is kinkou even hot why do you all autastically flirt with her
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  12. TT.x1c Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ She looks like a plant.

    with a few blows to the correct places you can turn her into a vegetable
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yah shes a couger
  14. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    who was that guy from arizona who was always tryna smash or maybe successfuly smashed
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by the pat-man is kinkou even hot why do you all autastically flirt with her

    No. Not even close.
  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by the pat-man is kinkou even hot why do you all autastically flirt with her

    I’m very concerned that what I said looked like flirting to you.
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  17. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    Originally posted by Zanick I’m very concerned that what I said looked like flirting to you.

    im stupid and you're weird so there's a lot of room for interpretation
  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by the pat-man im stupid and you're weird so there's a lot of room for interpretation

    I can’t speak to your intelligence, but you’re at least smart enough to see that I’m uncommonly strange. Still, I would never put the moves on Fonaplats’ girl.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Zanick I can’t speak to your intelligence, but you’re at least smart enough to see that I’m uncommonly strange. Still, I would never put the moves on Fonaplats’ girl.

    even if she's probably pegging enter right now
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM-B7jZwX0s

    Ukrainian smith - been watching a bunch of his videos, really interesting stuff. and he doesn't constantly put the camera on himself to tell you how much of a giant faggot he is like most of the western ones

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