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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Thank god it wasn't the FBI. I knew there was a serious chance they or another government agency could show up.
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    he made friends with them actually and they are going to hire him as a deputy
  3. I can help you if you want help. Like figuring out how to be happy etc.
  4. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Malice, are you committing suicide because you don't want to have to write computer code?
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm doing it for a wide variety of reasons. Even if I was happy and enjoying life I would still prefer to cease to exist. I would choose to continue to exist in order to alleviate the suffering of others and help end sentient existence as we know it, but I was unfortunate enough to be born into a crippled body that puts me in a state of near constant suffering and hardship.

    Those aren't the only reasons, but I just can't take it anymore. I've had enough and I feel confident that this will never get much better. Based on my entire life it's clear that I just don't have the potential to fulfill any lofty goals. Even if things were different, life would still be a burden to bear. I'm simply choosing to check out early.

    http://jiwoonhwang.org/pro-mortalism/
  6. inbetween drug abuse and video games where do i find the time for homework
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  7. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Malice: It sounds like you have no source of pleasure in life, and, although you masochistically blame yourself, most of your difficulty arises due to other people.

    Sploo: We all should just take the Malice pill. If you don't have time to do your homework just kill yourself. Didn't get that job - kill yourself. Bad day - kill yourself. Headache - kill yourself.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by roglahonz blaj inbetween drug abuse and video games where do i find the time for homework

    And it would only become worse if we graduated! What the hell are we living for? What's supposed to be the reward for all our suffering, hardship, and toil? I tell you, a long life of hard work is the greatest fool's errand in existence! Lift the wool from your eyes, people, you have nothing to lose but the confines of life!

    Universal suicide is the most logical thing in the world—we reject it only because of our primitive cowardice and childish fear of the dark.
  9. Originally posted by Malice And it would only become worse if we graduated! What the hell are we living for? What's supposed to be the reward for all our suffering, hardship, and toil? I tell you, a long life of hard work is the greatest fool's errand in existence! Lift the wool from your eyes, people, you have nothing to lose but the confines of life!

    Universal suicide is the most logical thing in the world—we reject it only because of our primitive cowardice and childish fear of the dark.

    ^is still alive
  10. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Hate to break it to you Malice, but a lot of people sort of enjoy life, even the ones who act all miserable for attention.

    People like things like food, socialising, games, having opinions, having a drink, watching television, etc. People even enjoy kvetching.

    If you don't enjoy life that may be because you never learned how - enjoying life is a skill, something that can be learned, not something that comes automatically.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice What the hell are we living for? What's supposed to be the reward for all our suffering, hardship, and toil?

    the experience



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  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged


    I'm not gonna make through this year
    It will kill me


    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING Hate to break it to you Malice, but a lot of people sort of enjoy life, even the ones who act all miserable for attention.

    People like things like food, socialising, games, having opinions, having a drink, watching television, etc. People even enjoy kvetching.

    If you don't enjoy life that may be because you never learned how - enjoying life is a skill, something that can be learned, not something that comes automatically.

    Bleh.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice I'm doing it for a wide variety of reasons. Even if I was happy and enjoying life I would still prefer to cease to exist. I would choose to continue to exist in order to alleviate the suffering of others and help end sentient existence as we know it, but I was unfortunate enough to be born into a crippled body that puts me in a state of near constant suffering and hardship.

    Those aren't the only reasons, but I just can't take it anymore. I've had enough and I feel confident that this will never get much better. Based on my entire life it's clear that I just don't have the potential to fulfill any lofty goals. Even if things were different, life would still be a burden to bear. I'm simply choosing to check out early.

    http://jiwoonhwang.org/pro-mortalism/

    Honestly I feel you brother. Though I may add that 5 years ago I couldn't see how life could ever improve and it has immensely. I still think life is pointless too but there's plenty of shit to enjoy and 0 shit to enjoy when dead. You're really overthinking it. Shit improved little by little (because I decided it was to) but not without major detours and picking up regrets I'll live with for a long time. You just got to get out of your fuckin emotions for 2 seconds.
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  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    FUCK! Damn it! Grimace edit!
  15. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    It's hard to be smart and happy. You keep overthinking everything. Malice is about 130-140 or so, and seems to think that analysing things is a good thing to do - something he probably picked up from school and all those books and articles he reads.

    Plus being that sort of IQ means that he can't relate to normal people - past 1 SD or so (15 points or so) communication between people breaks down, and Malice is a really bad aspie as well - so starting off badly, with little chance to improve.

    "An unexamined life is not worth living" - bullshit. To enjoy life you need to be able to not think.
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  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice And it would only become worse if we graduated! What the hell are we living for? What's supposed to be the reward for all our suffering, hardship, and toil? I tell you, a long life of hard work is the greatest fool's errand in existence! Lift the wool from your eyes, people, you have nothing to lose but the confines of life!

    Universal suicide is the most logical thing in the world—we reject it only because of our primitive cowardice and childish fear of the dark.

    Red.Bone.Vaginas. High.End.Ice.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING It's hard to be smart and happy. You keep overthinking everything. Malice is about 130-140 or so, and seems to think that analysing things is a good thing to do - something he probably picked up from school and all those books and articles he reads.

    Plus being that sort of IQ means that he can't relate to normal people - past 1 SD or so (15 points or so) communication between people breaks down, and Malice is a really bad aspie as well - so starting off badly, with little chance to improve.

    "An unexamined life is not worth living" - bullshit. To enjoy life you need to be able to not think.

    Real nigga shit. You can't be constantly thinking about how much of this world is a scam to rob you of your time.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Honestly I feel you brother. Though I may add that 5 years ago I couldn't see how life could ever improve and it has immensely. I still think life is pointless too but there's plenty of shit to enjoy and 0 shit to enjoy when dead. You're really overthinking it. Shit improved little by little (because I decided it was to) but not without major detours and picking up regrets I'll live with for a long time. You just got to get out of your fuckin emotions for 2 seconds.

    So what if you can’t enjoy anything when you’re dead? You can’t suffer either. Your body will continue to decline, life will increasingly lose its novelty, until the worst of all will occur.

    What’s so bad about going to sleep and never waking up again? That sounds great to me. I think people run away from it because they cling to the illusions of identity and consciousness. If you lose the fear of accepting the truth you lose the fear of what death is.

    Life is a business that does not cover the costs.
  19. Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by Malice So what if you can’t enjoy anything when you’re dead? You can’t suffer either. Your body will continue to decline, life will increasingly lose its novelty, until the worst of all will occur.

    What’s so bad about going to sleep and never waking up again? That sounds great to me. I think people run away from it because they cling to the illusions of identity and consciousness. If you lose the fear of accepting the truth you lose the fear of what death is.

    Life is a business that does not cover the costs.

    Watch a Woody Allen movie called Love and Death. It's basically this post in movie form.
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ♪I am gonna escape from this hell
    and it will kill me

    ♪I am gonna escape from this hell
    and it will kill me

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