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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Enter If you kill yourself, they've won. Society has done nothing but constantly brainwash the human into disrespecting themselves and wanting to commit suicide. People may not literally kill themselves, but they subconsciously want to die through drinking alcohol, doing drugs, etc. Don't let them win, Malice.

    That's not true. It's context independent. I have a problem with sentient existence itself.

    What if it's the opposite, and societal forces attempting to convince you to continue playing the game of life, to love it, and you giving in, believing it, is how they win?

    In the game of life the winning move is to not play.

    I want to get some meth now to go with the etizolam I ordered and document the entire process, my thoughts. My final project. Maybe I'll even take requests for what to do before leaving.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Enter If you kill yourself, they've won. Society has done nothing but constantly brainwash the human into disrespecting themselves and making them want to commit suicide. People may not literally kill themselves, but they subconsciously want to die and express this through drinking alcohol, doing drugs, etc.

    Don't let them win, Malice.

    society wants you to continue living on their terms. there's no money to be made or power to be gained from dead lemmings
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  3. Malice, you're better off killing yourself. I think you should do it. Nobody would miss you and you're pretty worthless to society anyway.

    ^Is that what you want to hear?

    Or do you want us all to tell you NOT to do it, because you like the attention? I'm not saying that's a bad thing. Lots of people do the same for attention seeking purposes. It is a cry for help. But the vast majority of successful suicides are not planned so meticulously as you are planning yours. Statistically, you will probably not do it. Why do you think you are any different from the millions who plan their suicides out every day and don't go through with it?

    Only 0.03% of suicide attempts are both planned and successful.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4965648/
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by gumbo Malice, you're better off killing yourself. I think you should do it. Nobody would miss you and you're pretty worthless to society anyway.

    ^Is that what you want to hear?

    Or do you want us all to tell you NOT to do it, because you like the attention? I'm not saying that's a bad thing. Lots of people do the same for attention seeking purposes. It is a cry for help. But the vast majority of successful suicides are not planned so meticulously as you are planning yours. Statistically, you will probably not do it. Why do you think you are any different from the millions who plan their suicides out every day and don't go through with it?

    Only 0.03% of suicide attempts are both planned and successful.

    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4965648/

    Fuck no, nigga. You should know me well enough by now to know that I'm not that kind of person.

    I'll be part of the top .03%. It evokes the feeling of success, although there's no longer any need to compare myself to others as if this is some sort of competition (for mates and resources).

    It probably won't be for 2 months anyway. Not much point in dwelling on it. We're only in the initial phase.
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice How is that edgy? It's just me saying, earnestly, that I don't give a fuck. I don't care what happens after I pass.

    It's you making an excuse for communicating with people in the process of trying, desperately, to communicate with people. Your life would be a lot less miserable if you would admit there are things you care about.

    Originally posted by Malice Serious questions, Lanny, simply out of curiosity.

    Have you ever been profoundly suicidal, as in you were seriously contemplating the option for a prolonged period of time?

    Would you say that up until this point your life has been "worth it"? That it was worth all the suffering and hardship, or would you prefer never to have been if this is as good as it gets?

    Even if you retire early, do you feel there's a very high chance you're simply going to end up empty and disillusioned, severely depressed?

    I've had periods of being pretty down but I've never been suicidal. I really don't have much to complain about when I step back and look at what I have to put up with. The material facts of both our existences are pretty comfortable, and if I feel I've been wronged by my circumstances that's pretty much only because I was expecting something that was unrealistic to start with. So yeah, it's "worth it" in that being not-dead is better than being dead for as long as that's an option.
  7. Originally posted by Lanny I've had periods

    Woop woop!!
  8. Malice just so you know I sent an abridged compilation of your posts and several pics of your face to your local law enforcement office and warned them that you seem to be capable of carrying out a school shooting in the very near future.
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you heard it here first ,

    lil sporty made it whip whip now he naynay

    then he wipp wipped and he naynayed

    then he got his period
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  10. Don't forget this picture of Ibrahim Malice before he goes to kill some infidels.

  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Abdul al-Nigspace
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Kinkou I was thinking like 16

    pornographers go for the youngest looking chicks they can find. they know the audience wants to see 15 year old looking chicks getting fucked, so that's where the money is.



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  13.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by aldra Abdul al-Nigspace

    Mohmalice Mohmalice Mohmalice
  14. Originally posted by Malice Fuck no, nigga. You should know me well enough by now to know that I'm not that kind of person.

    I'll be part of the top .03%. It evokes the feeling of success, although there's no longer any need to compare myself to others as if this is some sort of competition (for mates and resources).

    It probably won't be for 2 months anyway. Not much point in dwelling on it. We're only in the initial phase.

    I think you'd be successful if you did it, but i don't think you'll do it.

    If you don't want attention, why did you post about it?
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Malice just so you know I sent an abridged compilation of your posts and several pics of your face to your local law enforcement office and warned them that you seem to be capable of carrying out a school shooting in the very near future.

    I’m not going to kill anyone except myself. I will not risk having a miserable death or ending up in jail for the rest of my life. Fuck that.
  16. Originally posted by gumbo I think you'd be successful if you did it, but i don't think you'll do it.

    If you don't want attention, why did you post about it?

    You could never understand what’s going through the mind of a suicidal person.

    His talking about it is just mental masturbation. It’s purely for himself. He doesn’t give a shit what anyone here says or thinks. He’s most likely going to do it.
  17. Originally posted by Malice I’m not going to kill anyone except myself. I will not risk having a miserable death or ending up in jail for the rest of my life. Fuck that.

    That’s good, I was just kidding anyways. I don’t talk to police
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by gumbo I think you'd be successful if you did it, but i don't think you'll do it.

    If you don't want attention, why did you post about it?

    To pass the time. I still have some need for socialization, and I did state that I want my final months to be as comfortable as possible.
  19. Originally posted by NARCassist pornographers go for the youngest looking chicks they can find. they know the audience wants to see 15 year old looking chicks getting fucked, so that's where the money is.



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    Yeah I’ve always thought that seems pretty gross lol
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice I’m not going to kill anyone except myself. I will not risk having a miserable death or ending up in jail for the rest of my life. Fuck that.

    you can still kill yourself in jail, its not that hard. i'd hazard a guess the other inmates would likely take care of it for you anyway.



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