The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-04-13 at 6 AM UTC

   #6121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I'd fuck your tight beanie clad ass for free my dude

   
   I don’t get the beanie thing?
2. 2018-04-13 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #6122
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   I'm definitely going to get facial reconstruction surgery one day:
   
   
3. 2018-04-13 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #6123
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Malice I'm definitely going to get facial reconstruction surgery one day:

   
   ill reconstruct that ogre face of yours with this diq
   
   fuck that ass then fuck that mouth all day err day
   am i rite fam?
4. 2018-04-13 at 6:14 AM UTC

   #6124
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by -mal- I don’t get the beanie thing?

   
   Oh boy, you do not want to know the story behind the beanie.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man, 
   • Lanny
5. 2018-04-13 at 6:15 AM UTC

   #6125
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ Would you fuck me in the ass to make it happen?

   
   

   WHY CAN'T YOU RECORD CORRECTLY?

6. 2018-04-13 at 6:42 AM UTC

   #6126
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Malice Oh boy, you do not want to know the story behind the beanie.

   
   I do.
7. 2018-04-13 at 6:56 AM UTC

   #6127
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Fuck the sticks, Texas the shit!

   
   Ima find you pin head.
8. 2018-04-13 at 7:05 AM UTC

   #6128
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by mmQ I do.

   
   Don't tell it, mmQ. People never see you the same after they learn. It was one of the most fucked up things I've ever read and I've seen the worst the internet has to offer.
9. 2018-04-13 at 7:25 AM UTC

   #6129
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by the pat-man damn how did kami go out?
   
   also if you kill yourself at least make it cool, do the old 4chan chicken wire around the neck, super glue hands to head, jump off building routine.

   
   imagine you didn't go through with it at the last moment and you just had to stand there on the ledge of a tall building waiting for a fire crew to come and cut you out of the wire and take you to the ER to get your hands unglued from your head. lol
   
   
   
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10. 2018-04-13 at 7:38 AM UTC

    #6130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Don't tell it, mmQ. People never see you the same after they learn. It was one of the most fucked up things I've ever read and I've seen the worst the internet has to offer.

    
    Yeah I'd rather not hear it again.
11. 2018-04-13 at 7:42 AM UTC

    #6131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    im better than blong sd (instead of hd)00
12. 2018-04-13 at 9:55 AM UTC

    #6132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think I finally found the treatment for whatever the fuck it is that's wrong with me!!
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclazodone
    
    https://newmind.com/cyclazodone-218.html?___SID=U
    
    The voices are gone. The depression is nearly gone. Feeling like i didn't sleep even though i slept 8 hours is gone. I can finally shut the fuck up and concentrate on what I'm trying to do. Everything seems so much clearer now!
    
    Getting more visual hallucinations and heart rate/blood pressure increases though
    
    And it being related to pemoline means liver toxicity is a concern
    
    ~15mg, twice a day. I might actually be alright now! I feel HOPE again!
13. 2018-04-13 at 9:59 AM UTC

    #6133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ...and now i just realized that they fucking changed it to requiring an approved account. You have got to be fucking kidding me.
    
    There goes the fucking hope. Just like that. I guess I should've known
14. 2018-04-13 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #6134
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Bayern - Madrid
    Liverpool - Roma
    
    Exactly what i wanted
15. 2018-04-13 at 12:18 PM UTC

    #6135
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Juicebox I think I finally found the treatment for whatever the fuck it is that's wrong with me!!
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclazodone
    
    https://newmind.com/cyclazodone-218.html?___SID=U
    
    The voices are gone. The depression is nearly gone. Feeling like i didn't sleep even though i slept 8 hours is gone. I can finally shut the fuck up and concentrate on what I'm trying to do. Everything seems so much clearer now!
    
    Getting more visual hallucinations and heart rate/blood pressure increases though
    
    And it being related to pemoline means liver toxicity is a concern
    
    ~15mg, twice a day. I might actually be alright now! I feel HOPE again!

    
    Since you don't have a Vietnam, I suggest you go to the God Forsaken Mall, and buy a fake mustache from Spencer's you Fruit From The Enigma.
16. 2018-04-13 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #6136
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Malice I'm definitely going to get facial reconstruction surgery one day:
    
    

    
    Trucks
    
    DO YOU EVEN?
17. 2018-04-13 at 5 PM UTC

    #6137
    

    the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]

    Originally posted by Malice I'm definitely going to get facial reconstruction surgery one day:
    
    

    
    just unfair to those of us with decent genetics. they say many facial structure weaknesses are caused by mouth breathing as a child.
18. 2018-04-13 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #6138
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    To be fair malice, you don't really need reconstructive surgery.
19. 2018-04-13 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #6139
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by gumbo To be fair malice, you don't really need reconstructive surgery.

    
    Why not? At the very least things could always be better.
20. 2018-04-13 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #6140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice What method are you thinking of using? These are the ones I'd go with:
    
    Pentobarnital + cocktail
    
    Exit bag + cocktail
    
    Opioid + benzo + cocktail

    
    The exit bag. I can't even see a helium baloon without thinking about it.
    
    If I had a homie I'd go on a spree shooting.
    
    The phenobarbital mass suicide in mexico sounds like it'd be great though. We could make out we were a religious cult and believed Jeff Hunter would return or something.