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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter I'm not going to thank it myself, but if someone else wants to I won't hold it against them.

    Oh you're one of those. Would you be embarrassed to THANK me? I remember having a similar situation with Jill; I finally laughed at a post of hers and had to publically announce it. But I thanked her. Because it was the right thing to do. :)
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh my sweet lawd jesus is it ever hawt! 8PM and it's still 86F inside. Fuck Southern California!
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    anyeone drinking any bear tonight or WHAT
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Burnett's Raspberry V and limonaid
  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    COME ON DOWN
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Broke til Thursday. Weak whyte plight. Where's bandaido?
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ Broke til Thursday. Weak whyte plight. Where's bandaido?

  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Also, would the dealer get freaked out and think I was a fed for placing such a large order

    Youd be better off ordering from a long time friend or acquaintance. *cough*
  9. Day 4 awake now.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice Oh my sweet lawd jesus is it ever hawt! 8PM and it's still 86F inside. Fuck Southern California!

    Youre doing it wrong. My house is like 68.
  11. Originally posted by Something Squirrel Day 4 awake now.

    What's that thing behind you? Do you see it?
  12. Originally posted by Enter What's that thing behind you? Do you see it?

    Who said that
  13. Originally posted by Something Squirrel Who said that

    Huh?
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Youd be better off ordering from a long time friend or acquaintance. *cough*

    Yesterday I was actually on the verge of texting you and asking if you would be willing to provide fentanyl and benzos to overdose on.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Youre doing it wrong. My house is like 68.

    Fucking poor people, don't even have AC. I think the Hispanic family that owns this place may have been stupid enough to think you can survive in an area like this on only one income. Sexist pieces of shit, probably think women shouldn't work, then their wives end up severely depressed and unfulfilled and they're constantly plagued by financial problems, end up with nothing to show for it at the end of their life.

    God I hate the poor.
  16. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Malice Yesterday I was actually on the verge of texting you and asking if you would be willing to provide fentanyl and benzos to overdose on.
    I wish drugs, particularly opiates would be a viable way out for me. I've never once come remotely close to even being non-functioning on opiate which partially was to do with my caution in my youth, but now its my tolerance. I guess fentanyl would do the trick maybe with a gram... Idk though, my luck is low and tolerance is pretty high. I recalled they used 250 and 300ug to put 1337 down for his surgeries along with other standard complimentary drugs for such and I know his tolerance is like less than half mine. I honestly wonder what it would take to put me Down in that situation. My father always had issues being sedated for surgery, and woke up during quite a few, and others he didn't remember, he almost strangled the dentist when he was out. I have always had identical responses to drugs, dosages, and side effects as him, as well as very similar anatomy (we are built a lot alike save for being opposite sex, I def took afer him). I've been lucky enough to only ever needed a local when my ear was sutured back on when I was a kid. Dog tore it off. That was a learning experience for sure.

    Well, more the problem than anything is affording enough to end my life, since there has to be a dose that can do it. And being sure I have/use enough. I've ODed on cocktails of what have reportedly killed others and should have been enough but wasn't for me at least. I just woke up like 14 hours later all hung over as fuck.

    I hope you don't die, Malice, well.. Rather.. Can be happy staying alive, but if not, good luck in whatever choice you make. I understand though its never easy. Hasn't been for me in the 22 years I've contemplated suicide.
  17. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm 🗿ed.
  18. Originally posted by hydromorphone I wish drugs, particularly opiates would be a viable way out for me. I've never once come remotely close to even being non-functioning on opiate which partially was to do with my caution in my youth, but now its my tolerance. I guess fentanyl would do the trick maybe with a gram… Idk though, my luck is low and tolerance is pretty high. I recalled they used 250 and 300ug to put 1337 down for his surgeries along with other standard complimentary drugs for such and I know his tolerance is like less than half mine. I honestly wonder what it would take to put me Down in that situation. My father always had issues being sedated for surgery, and woke up during quite a few, and others he didn't remember, he almost strangled the dentist when he was out. I have always had identical responses to drugs, dosages, and side effects as him, as well as very similar anatomy (we are built a lot alike save for being opposite sex, I def took afer him). I've been lucky enough to only ever needed a local when my ear was sutured back on when I was a kid. Dog tore it off. That was a learning experience for sure.

    Well, more the problem than anything is affording enough to end my life, since there has to be a dose that can do it. And being sure I have/use enough. I've ODed on cocktails of what have reportedly killed others and should have been enough but wasn't for me at least. I just woke up like 14 hours later all hung over as fuck.

    I hope you don't die, Malice, well.. Rather.. Can be happy staying alive, but if not, good luck in whatever choice you make. I understand though its never easy. Hasn't been for me in the 22 years I've contemplated suicide.

    Kickstarter anyone?
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Post pics of your fallout shelter aldra

    lol, I live on a third floor apartment

    worst part is I live just far enough from Sydney and Duntroon (where it's rumoured US nuclear weapons are kept off and on) that I'm outside of the blast radius but well inside the radiation zone
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    That said, it might be fun to cannibalise these people:

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