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  1. #61
    BigLuigi Houston
    you let a lesbian pee on you ( wile cheating on her wife ) ?
  2. #62
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist i want at least 10 bisexual chicks to have a piss orgy, with me just laying in the middle, them all just taking turns to take a leak on my face or my cock or just all over my naked body, all on each other. they'll also be taking it in turns to ride my pissy wet cock or face, then the others will pee all over the both of us while she rides me, getting that liquid gold all over my dick and balls and her puss as i slide in and out of her dirty wet piss soaked minge. when they're not riding or peeing on me they'll be fucking each other with double ended dildo's or eating each other out while their pals pee all over them too. everyone will end up covered in piss and my spunk from head to toe and practically paralyzed from multiple orgasm overdose.

    i just wasted 10minutes of my time pondering upon what might be the evolutionary advantages of a someone who enjoys getting pissed and

    why nature, thru its process of natural selection got this trait passed down.

    answers, i have none.

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  3. #63
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i just wasted 10minutes of my time pondering upon what might be the evolutionary advantages of a someone who enjoys getting pissed and

    why nature, thru its process of natural selection got this trait passed down.

    answers, i have none.

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    you're looking at it all wrong. its just about pure pleasure and intimacy and has nothing to do with evolutionary traits or natural selection. i mean you could think that about a lot of things people do and you'd also come to the same conclusion. people who collect stamps or play pokemon go are two examples.

    for me sex is about intimacy, the reason i don't like using condoms is because to me putting a barrier between you is pretty much the complete opposite of the definition of intimacy. and there is little more intimate than being covered with your lovers pee, and that's a fact. people get all icky about it because they associate pee very closely with poop, but they are very different things. urination is done by the body to keep the levels of certain chemicals that are part of the bodies system in check. the body is basically a chemical processing plant, some of these chemicals are toxic if they were allowed to build up to much, so the kidneys enhancement out any excess along with excess water. when somebody pee's over you, they are literally covering you in liquid them.



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  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Have you ever delved into vampire sex?
  5. #65
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist you're looking at it all wrong. its just about pure pleasure and intimacy and has nothing to do with evolutionary traits or natural selection. i mean you could think that about a lot of things people do and you'd also come to the same conclusion. people who collect stamps or play pokemon go are two examples.

    i disagree.

    almost everything that we do on a regular basis have an evolutionary origin and are the results of natural selection over a long period of time.

    stamp collection and pokemon hunting are the remnant of survival instincts that we earned during out hunting-gathering days.

    in a non-gathering society that we live in today, people satisfy their inherent desire to gather by gathering things that they presume to be valuable, like stamps, coins, rocks and even plastic bags.

    im sure you can guess now why people hunt pokemons.


    for me sex is about intimacy, the reason i don't like using condoms is because to me putting a barrier between you is pretty much the complete opposite of the definition of intimacy.


    true, but the thing is that whatever you think, whatever thoughts about feelings that goes on in your head, their just the result of manipulation by chemicals on your receptors, chemicals that are there due to our evolutionary processes.

    in other words, your feelings are the result of chemicals secreted by your brain specifically to make you reproduce.

    urination is done by the body to keep the levels of certain chemicals that are part of the bodies system in check.

    yes, expulsion of wastes by any other name.

    im beginning to believe that you maybe are the descendant of a line of outhouse rapists.

    your ancestors probably reproduced by hiding in the hole under some outhouses, laying in wait for just the right kind of whore to come in, uncover herself and pee, and then boink !!! like giant jack in the box, they leapt out from their hole and rape ensued.

    a rather successful reproductive strategy with the least amount of effort id say.
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  6. #66
    Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever delved into vampire sex?

    Have you?
  7. #67
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader i disagree.

    almost everything that we do on a regular basis have an evolutionary origin and are the results of natural selection over a long period of time.

    stamp collection and pokemon hunting are the remnant of survival instincts that we earned during out hunting-gathering days.

    in a non-gathering society that we live in today, people satisfy their inherent desire to gather by gathering things that they presume to be valuable, like stamps, coins, rocks and even plastic bags.

    im sure you can guess now why people hunt pokemons.




    true, but the thing is that whatever you think, whatever thoughts about feelings that goes on in your head, their just the result of manipulation by chemicals on your receptors, chemicals that are there due to our evolutionary processes.

    in other words, your feelings are the result of chemicals secreted by your brain specifically to make you reproduce.



    yes, expulsion of wastes by any other name.

    im beginning to believe that you maybe are the descendant of a line of outhouse rapists.

    your ancestors probably reproduced by hiding in the hole under some outhouses, laying in wait for just the right kind of whore to come in, uncover herself and pee, and then boink !!! like giant jack in the box, they leapt out from their hole and rape ensued.

    a rather successful reproductive strategy with the least amount of effort id say.

    you're fucking hilarious sometimes, retarded, but fucking hilarious.



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  8. #68
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    I'm gone for a couple months and this is what I come back to. Never change guys
  9. #69
    Originally posted by mmQ Have you ever delved into vampire sex?

    Bloody sex is hot as fuck
  10. #70
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Juicebox Bloody sex is hot as fuck

    i can get down with some period play, that shit don't bother me at all.



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  11. #71
    Originally posted by NARCassist i can get down with some period play, that shit don't bother me at all.



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    One of my gfs and I used to have sex on her period and pretend I was stabbing her

    I think we called it "playing serial killer"
  12. #72
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Juicebox One of my gfs and I used to have sex on her period and pretend I was stabbing her

    I think we called it "playing serial killer"

    my ex i was with her for 8 years and at first she wouldn't let me fuck her on her period. i didn't really give a shit and kept pushing anyway, i always kinda found the idea pretty hot tbh. then after a while she agreed if i used a condom. but the condom didn't last long, i was fucked if i was gonna allow that to keep happening. she relaxed about it and gave in after a while, which was inevitable coz chicks get a bit more hornier when they're on the blob, lol.



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  13. #73
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist i can get down with some period play, that shit don't bother me at all.

    its a realistic visual simulation of what doing a child would be like tho.

    i think your closet needs a deadbolt. and some lock.

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