I might be getting my 'first' ever golden shower tomorrow

1. 2018-04-01 at 9:15 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Grimace Congratulations?
   
   I don't know what you want us to say.

   
   say whatever you like man, freedom of speech baby.
   
   just call me every cunt you can think of like the other twats. try disgusting junkie degenerate cunt, for starters.
   
   
   
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2. 2018-04-01 at 9:28 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Disgusting junkie degenerate cunt
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
3. 2018-04-01 at 9:36 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thread is useless without vid
4. 2018-04-01 at 9:39 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Thread is useless without vid

   
   i'm thinking the same
   
   
   
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5. 2018-04-01 at 9:41 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i bought a bottle of wine to help get her juices flowing but then she texts me asking where she can park. so much for that idea, lol.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-04-01 at 9:42 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wtf but they don’t have parking in London
7. 2018-04-01 at 10:36 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Wtf but they don’t have parking in London

   
   i'm not in london
   
   
   
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8. 2018-04-01 at 11:43 AM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   That shit made me laugh man, gj. Hope u git pissed on.
9. 2018-04-01 at 11:49 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   yeah she's on her way now :P
   
   
   
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10. 2018-04-01 at 10:37 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sorry to let you down guys, she wouldn't have me filming it coz she was married and had kids. weird she was telling me she had assburgers, she was very chatty, like the only time she stopped talking was when she had my cock in her mouth. still she dint talk shit like a lot of chicks do, she actually talked about stuff worth saying.
    
    the golden shower was so fucking good btw.
    
    
    
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11. 2018-04-01 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    So I suppose it's time for questions,
    
    What did she look like?
    
    What did her pee look like?
    
    Where did you take your golden shower?
    
    How old was she?
    
    Will you do it again?
12. 2018-04-01 at 11:58 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sure yeah, i can answer questions i guess. like i mentioned in the op, she kinda resembled jamie lee curtis.
    
    
    
    not an exact spitting image but very similar, she had that same slim face and soft smooth sorta look about her. and she had this incredibly soft smooth skin all over her body, i couldn't stop touching her, it was fucking lovely. its funny coz when i complimented her on it she said the exact same thing pretty much to what i was saying in zanicks gay 'what products you use' fred, or whatever the fuck it was called. she said she avoids using any products or chemicals on herself as much as possible as well.
    
    she was a natural redhead but she had dyed her hair like an actual red, not the brightest red, but you could see her natural ginger in the roots if you looked close enough. she was very small and slim too with these incredibly cute little A cup tits. i love very slim chicks with small boobs, so i found her very sexy.
    
    and she was 29, bit on the old side for me really but she was pretty fit tho, so i allowed it, lol. she did have a pretty loose pussy tho, but then she'd had two kids and that along with the fact she's 29 its not really surprising. she was still a really nice fuck tho.
    
    obviously she pee'd on me in the shower, i not having that shit on the bed or the floor or anything, it would fucking stink the flat out and need a major cleaning job done.
    
    i did fess up after to her that it actually wasn't my first golden shower and told her that i said that initially coz obviously most chicks would think you were a total freak if you told them that. but then i found out after of course that it was something she was into anyway. she was alright tho, she laughed about it. i got the impression she's gonna be up for it again, so that will be fucking cool. i could just use a regular peepee babe in my life right now, hah.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-04-02 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But what did her pee look like?
14. 2018-04-02 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 But what did her pee look like?

    
    it looked like regular pee
    
    
    
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15. 2018-04-02 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist sorry to let you down guys, she wouldn't have me filming it coz she was married and had kids. weird she was telling me she had assburgers, she was very chatty, like the only time she stopped talking was when she had my cock in her mouth. still she dint talk shit like a lot of chicks do, she actually talked about stuff worth saying.
    
    the golden shower was so fucking good btw.
    
    
    
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    Why would you ask permission you nonce. Just set up your phone in a hard to see place
16. 2018-04-02 at 4:03 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist sure yeah, i can answer questions i guess. like i mentioned in the op, she kinda resembled jamie lee curtis.
    
    

    
    you mean she looks like a man.
17. 2018-04-02 at 4:39 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Why would you ask permission you nonce. Just set up your phone in a hard to see place

    
    He lives in the UK, only the government can record you while you get peed on.
18. 2018-04-02 at 5:13 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Why would you ask permission you nonce. Just set up your phone in a hard to see place

    
    because i'm not that guy that would do such a thing. you know who would do a thing like that? a nonce is exactly who would do that. and you're the one who suggested it here, looks like you're the nonce here fucks poos.
    
    
    
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19. 2018-04-02 at 5:14 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS He lives in the UK, only the government can record you while you get peed on.

    
    i do whatever the fuck i want here. but i also have this thing called mutual respect and loyalty to my friends.
    
    
    
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20. 2018-04-02 at 5:15 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader you mean she looks like a man.

    
    not really, no. funny looking man who got tits and a fanny.
    
    
    
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