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  1. #41
    Originally posted by NARCassist because i'm not that guy that would do such a thing. you know who would do a thing like that? a nonce is exactly who would do that. and you're the one who suggested it here, looks like you're the nonce here fucks poos.



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    I don’t even know what nonce means actually so I could very well be one
  2. #42
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I don’t even know what nonce means actually so I could very well be one

    yes you definitely are



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  3. #43
    Originally posted by NARCassist i do whatever the fuck i want here. but i also have this thing called mutual respect and loyalty to my friends.



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    Oh wow, "aren't you so honerable!"

    (Meamwhile, has urinal sex with married women)
  4. #44
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I don’t even know what nonce means actually

    Not
    On
    Normal
    Communal
    Excercise




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  5. #45
    Originally posted by NARCassist not really, no. funny looking man who got tits and a fanny.



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    He's Asian. He thinks any woman taller than 5'6" or has western features looks like a man
  6. #46
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Oh wow, "aren't you so honerable!"

    (Meamwhile, has urinal sex with married women)

    Yeah actually this. Wtf you just totally chucked some random guy. Don’t you feel bad?

    I mean I’ve done it before too a few times but I acknowledge that I’m a bad person at least
  7. #47
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah actually this. Wtf you just totally chucked some random guy. Don’t you feel bad?

    I mean I’ve done it before too a few times but I acknowledge that I’m a bad person at least

    Meh, that "random guy" was a cuck for getting married to a whore.
  8. #48
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You should set up a standing appointment to be urinated on every couple of weeks and keep a journal about how it makes you feel after each time.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Enter Meh, that "random guy" was a cuck for getting married to a whore.

    But they’re all whores
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly Oh wow, "aren't you so honerable!"

    (Meamwhile, has urinal sex with married women)

    she was the one with the commitment and in a relationship with him. her husband is nobody to me and i owe him no loyalty. hell i never even met the man.

    plus she was fuckin hot hot HAWT


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  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    piss



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  12. #52
    BigLuigi Houston
    u should feet them esslax so they shit on you alot too
  13. #53
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm a 9/10



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  14. #54
    minge is such a nasty sounding word

    sounds like slang for some sort of infection
  15. #55
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick You should set up a standing appointment to be urinated on every couple of weeks and keep a journal about how it makes you feel after each time.


    i want at least 10 bisexual chicks to have a piss orgy, with me just laying in the middle, them all just taking turns to take a leak on my face or my cock or just all over my naked body, all on each other. they'll also be taking it in turns to ride my pissy wet cock or face, then the others will pee all over the both of us while she rides me, getting that liquid gold all over my dick and balls and her puss as i slide in and out of her dirty wet piss soaked minge. when they're not riding or peeing on me they'll be fucking each other with double ended dildo's or eating each other out while their pals pee all over them too. everyone will end up covered in piss and my spunk from head to toe and practically paralyzed from multiple orgasm overdose.



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  16. #56
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    put your hand up if that^^ sounds awesome to you



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  17. #57
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Juicebox minge is such a nasty sounding word

    sounds like slang for some sort of infection

    na that's mange, dogs get it.



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  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BigLuigi u should feet them esslax so they shit on you alot too

    ohh fuck off, that's disgusting man.

    what the fuck is wrong with you?



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  19. #59
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    I tried it, it's like hot liquid with people poured, make sure you drink a lot of water and get to drink it more, you don't want the dark yellow one that smells and avoid caffine as well. I did it on two girls, one was a gf and another a fwb. My current gf tells me she doesn't want that shit because she fears we would break up or something. It was cool when I tried it nothing special though.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i'm a 9/10



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