The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-04-01 at 12:45 PM UTC

   #5261
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Enter You didn't have to click "play" to see a bunch of children playing, you sick fuck.

   
   You assume... That's why women won't fuck you.
2. 2018-04-01 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #5262
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RestStop Richie Millie cost me about an aston martin,
   sold my soul for a pound a shard,
   a little thotty named Tana stole my heart,
   I just got a call from the ceo of Sudafed,
   he said I'm movin' too much crystal meth.

   
   HIGH END REMIX!!
3. 2018-04-01 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #5263
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So what you're saying is you hate being the fat drunk that you are. But keep from killing yourself by imagining that some day you will be remembered the way two famous fat drunks were. Never going to happen. Stop drinking and lose weight or fuck off and die.

   
   you salty brah?
4. 2018-04-01 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #5264
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus a vid of me channeling the gods
   
   

   
   subscribed
5. 2018-04-01 at 8:39 PM UTC

   #5265
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Damn, barely get online and I'm already an April Fool: https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/88qf41/racetams_linked_to_gradual_irreversible_brain/?st=jfh9pvs5&sh=eb56f182
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-04-01 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #5266
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
   Malice what is your opinion on kilts?
7. 2018-04-01 at 10:52 PM UTC

   #5267
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Damn, barely get online and I'm already an April Fool: https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/88qf41/racetams_linked_to_gradual_irreversible_brain/?st=jfh9pvs5&sh=eb56f182

   
   That one got me too. Using a pubmed link was perfect.
8. 2018-04-01 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #5268
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Damn, barely get online and I'm already an April Fool: https://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/88qf41/racetams_linked_to_gradual_irreversible_brain/?st=jfh9pvs5&sh=eb56f182

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 That one got me too. Using a pubmed link was perfect.

   
   lol faggots
9. 2018-04-01 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #5269
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Why are you so fat?

   
   why are you so ugly?
10. 2018-04-01 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #5270
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Malice what is your opinion on kilts?

    
    Who doesn't like a nice breeze between the loins? They also maximize your mobility. I really see no downsides, it's just a shame they aren't more socially acceptable and the imbecilic masses will annoyingly fixate on them.
11. 2018-04-01 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #5271
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    such a shame...
12. 2018-04-01 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #5272
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I ONLY LOVE MY BED AND MY MAMA IM SORRY
13. 2018-04-02 at 12:47 AM UTC

    #5273
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Malice Who doesn't like a nice breeze between the loins? They also maximize your mobility. I really see no downsides, it's just a shame they aren't more socially acceptable and the imbecilic masses will annoyingly fixate on them.

    
    Im wearing mine now and fucking love it. Ill post a picture sometime
14. 2018-04-02 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #5274
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I really hope trump is playing some 5d chess or something
    
    If you take him at his word, he is falling for some really stupid shit
15. 2018-04-02 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #5275
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    PRAISE ALLAH
16. 2018-04-02 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #5276
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    DEATH TO THE HUMAN RACE!
17. 2018-04-02 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #5277
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice DEATH TO THE HUMAN RACE!

    
    YOUR IQ IS BELOW 130
    
    YOU FAILED THE PUZZLE
18. 2018-04-02 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #5278
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Majide?!
    
    What was the solution, then? I don't believe you, btw.
19. 2018-04-02 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #5279
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    it was E. you picked D
20. 2018-04-02 at 1:29 AM UTC

    #5280
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, right, I bot the shaded area wrong.
    
    That relates to test practice. There are only so many patterns that they will tend to use. After enough practice, like you've autistically focused on, it's very possible to increase your performance to a far higher level than normal.