The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-04-01 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #5241
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe

   
   Why even wear the jeans?
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2. 2018-04-01 at 12:36 AM UTC

   #5242
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Juicebox Why even wear the jeans?

   
   because she's a piece of shit
3. 2018-04-01 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #5243
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
4. 2018-04-01 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #5244
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   a vid of me channeling the gods
   
   
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5. 2018-04-01 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #5245
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   what would happen if u smoked floor cleaner
6. 2018-04-01 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #5246
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus what would happen if u smoked floor cleaner

   
   Try it and report back
   
   I bet ant killer would be better though
7. 2018-04-01 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #5247
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   you should try wasping sploo
8. 2018-04-01 at 1:04 AM UTC

   #5248
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why is eggo into such hideous skanks?
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9. 2018-04-01 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #5249
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   
10. 2018-04-01 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #5250
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Why is eggo into such hideous skanks?

    
    I think most of them are the same girl
11. 2018-04-01 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #5251
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus a vid of me channeling the gods
    
    

    
    My Friend Dahmer.
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12. 2018-04-01 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #5252
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus a vid of me channeling the gods
    
    

    
    Why are you so fat?
13. 2018-04-01 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #5253
    

    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    If you lost a little weight you'd look like Chigurh from No Country for Old Men.
    
14. 2018-04-01 at 5:47 AM UTC

    #5254
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, what's the story behind you and Ulysses S. Grant? I recall you named your cat General Grant.
15. 2018-04-01 at 5:50 AM UTC

    #5255
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I used to work with a guy who told everyone he was Robert E. Lee’s great great great great grandson or grand nephew or some shit
16. 2018-04-01 at 5:59 AM UTC

    #5256
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Malice Lanny, what's the story behind you and Ulysses S. Grant? I recall you name your cat General Grant.

    
    I don't know, I just kind of like him as a historical figure. I understand he was probably a bit of a bastard although an effective leader. His main quality that endeers him to me his his reputation as an alcoholic though.
    
    Him and Churchill stand out in my mind as glorious drunk bastards of history I can't help but love. I guess they were both fat too.
17. 2018-04-01 at 11:27 AM UTC

    #5257
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I feel like some seriously fucked up shit is going to happen today. I hope not, but I can feel it
18. 2018-04-01 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #5258
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Enter why did you bring up sex when i posted a video of children

    
    If you think I watch anything you post you're dumber than I imagined.
19. 2018-04-01 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #5259
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Lanny I don't know, I just kind of like him as a historical figure. I understand he was probably a bit of a bastard although an effective leader. His main quality that endeers him to me his his reputation as an alcoholic though.
    
    Him and Churchill stand out in my mind as glorious drunk bastards of history I can't help but love. I guess they were both fat too.

    
    So what you're saying is you hate being the fat drunk that you are. But keep from killing yourself by imagining that some day you will be remembered the way two famous fat drunks were. Never going to happen. Stop drinking and lose weight or fuck off and die.
20. 2018-04-01 at 12:38 PM UTC

    #5260
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you think I watch anything you post you're dumber than I imagined.

    
    You didn't have to click "play" to see a bunch of children playing, you sick fuck.